One day harry potter was chillin with rabbit in 8 mile, they were just sitting in rabbits moms trailor when rabbit pulled out a doubie. Rabbit said yo harry potter! You wanna smoke this doubie with me! Harrys like man ive never done that before! Rabbit replys just smoke it! Its just like magic! So Harry smoke with rabbit. How you feeling harry, rabbit said. Harry said I feel like flying! Then rabbit said dude your nuts I gotta go rap.

So they went to the show and harry stood in the audience to watch rabbit. Harry was the only wizard in the room. Every nigga was staring at harry and his high self. One nig nog walked up to harry and said hey! Arent you thee harry potter? Harry replys no bitch im thee real slim shady! Then he starts to sing slim shady, the whole room got quite. The dude that ran the whole rap place said hey harry get on stage! So harry got on stage high as hell and got ready to battle against andre in a rap battle. The music started and harry started rapping about hogwarts and professor snape. Rabbit looked at harry and automatically started laughing his ass off. Harry lost, but he just took out his wand and made himself win with his magiacal powers. Then rabbit and harry went to the bar.

When they arrived at the bar rabbit noticed some girls that were dancing. He said harry lets pick up some chicks. Harry said I dunno rabbit im in love with herminone. Rabbit said fuck love smoke this crack rock. So harry and rabbit smoked the crack rock and harry changed his mind. They walked over to the girls and they turned out to be prostitutes. Rabbit said harry you got any cash on you! Harry replys no main but I got magical powers that can get me some! POOF! Cash money. So they went and banged there prostitute friends. Harrys prostitute was very intrigued by his *Wand*.

Harry and rabbit left and went back to the trailor park. They got inside and harry had to piss. He came back out of the bathroom and asks rabbit, is it normal for it to burn when you piss? Rabbit said, no man you musta got an std. So the next day harry went to the health clinic and got checked, come to find out he got herpes from his prostitute friend. He told rabbit and rabbit said, its cool man stds are like pokemon! You gotta collect them all!

Harry potter decided the 8 mile life wasn't for him and returned to harry potter land/hogwarts. He went back and banged herminy and gace her herpes and everyone knows herminys a slut so she banged ron and gave him herpes, then ron banged professor sprout, who then banged draco malfoy. Then all of hogwarts had herpes and they lived happily ever after. THEEEEEE ENDDDDD!

By: Taylor Stone.