31 First Dates
By: FoxGin
Story Description: Chamo tricks Negi into dating all 31 of his students. But the thing is…will Negi actually enjoy 'dating' the girls without knowing? Negi X 3-A Class!
When: This takes place right before the big festival, so that's before Negi finds out that Chao is the enemy.
Author Notes: Heh, this just came to me. I was bored so I might as well plan it out. Sounds fun, right?
Disclaimer: I do not own Negima, or any of the girls in Negi's class!
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It was just a normal day Mahora Academy. Negi was in his room with Chamo, grading the paperwork from his English class. He finally got to Asuna's paper.
"Ha-ha. Asuna-san got the lowest grade… Again…"
Chamo popped out from under a pile of panties that were lying on Asuna's bed and looked at Negi.
"Hey, Aniki! It's been awhile since we've had any real fun, right?" Chamo was coming up with one of his 'evil' plans again.
Negi raised an eyebrow toward Chamo. "What are you talking about? I just fought the demon that almost killed six years ago recently! Wasn't that fun?" he said with a sarcastic tone.
Chamo sighed and jumped up from the pile of panties and onto Negi's desk. "Listen, Aniki… How about we use those girls from your class to our advantage, ehhh?"
"What!? I would never distrust my students in such a way," Negi said as he pushed Chamo away and continued to grade the papers. It seemed whatever Chamo was up to, Negi didn't want to get involved one bit.
Walking away to think out his plan so Negi wouldn't find out that it was just a regular scam, he began to realize this wasn't going to be easy. Maybe… If I tell him that… Yeah! That's what I'll do! He thought to himself in his tricky ways.
Just then, Asuna walked into the room. "Hey, baka Negi! It's time for you to take your bath!"
Negi was surprised to hear that it was already his time to take a bath. He would not enjoy this. "B-But I have papers to grade!" He said, holding Asuna's low graded paper in the air.
Asuna, with her keen eye, could see the grade in Negi's hand and she became infuriated. "Give me another low grade, huh!? C'mere! It's bath time!" She ran towards Negi and grabbed him by the collar and started dragging him on the floor while he was struggling to get away.
Negi knew there was no way out of this, so he just sighed and looked over at Chamo as he was dragged on the floor. "Try not to mess with anything, Chamo-kun. Okay?"
Chamo nodded quickly and a smirk appeared onto his face. "Sure, Aniki. Don't worry about me." He then began to chuckle to himself as the two left the room. It seems that he had some work to do before they got back.
One Hour Later
"Now that you're squeaky clean, you can get to bed." Asuna said to Negi with a threatening tone. She picked up her sweater that was lying on her bed.
Negi started to slowly climb up to his area of the room where Chamo was planning on how to trick Negi into doing what he wants. Asuna opened the door and looked back at Negi. "I'm going to meet up with Konoka and Setsuna-san at the mall and shop some bit. Don't do anything stupid while I'm gone…" Then she turned to Chamo and glared at him. "That goes for you too, Vermin Ermine." Then with a shut of the door, she left the room.
"I've got to stop getting on Anesan's nerves so that she will stop suspecting me." Chamo said while looking up at Negi.
Negi looked back down onto Chamo and nodded with a sigh at the end. "Well, I have to get back to grading papers." He moved over to the stack of ungraded papers that were lying on his desk.
Jumping onto Negi's desk, Chamo looked at one of the graded papers. Makie Sasaki was the name on the paper. 17 was the grade. "You got some dumb girls in your class, Aniki…" Chamo was chuckling to himself as he was about to reveal his plan in a tricky way to Negi.
"Well, most of them aren't that dumb. Just…five of them," Negi said as he continued to grade the papers. Then he turned his head to Chamo while he was snickering to no one. "And why are you snickering like that, Chamo-kun?"
The acting begins. Chamo immediately stopped his laughter and looked at Negi. "Oh, I forgot to tell you! There's something important I was told to tell you, Aniki! Oh, it's just so horrible!" This was the part that made Chamo activate his 'Creepy Old Man Mode' without showing it.
Negi raised an eyebrow to Chamo. "What is it?"
"Well, the magic world sent down a messenger specially meant for you! He told me to tell you that if you weren't to make a contract with all of your students, then you would be stripped of you magical abilities and turned into an ermine!" Chamo hoped his plan would work on Negi, and he crossed his paws.
Negi stayed silent as he stared at the little ermine. Chamo stepped back and looked back at Negi. Uh-ohThen out of nowhere, Negi went right up to Chamo's face. "That's horrible! How could they do this!? I haven't done anything wrong!! I'm just ten year old English teacher who teaches at an all girl school in Japan!!"
"Ah…." Chamo hadn't expected his plan to work that well, but it seemed that Negi was just too worried about his students and his job. "They also told me that they were going to come back to give you the details in about couple of days." He was going to have to think more about the lying thing on another day.
"But I don't even know when this demand is due…"
"One month."
"How did you-"
"They told me!"
Negi started to sob next to his futon, leaving little drips of tears on his bed. "Wahhhh Why is this happening to me…?"
Chamo jumped up onto his shoulder to try and comfort him. "Try not to worry, Aniki. At least when you get in a pinch, you can call one of the thirty-one girls in your class to help you in combat using their new abilities."
Negi turn his head slightly to Chamo. "B-But I don't want to endanger more of my students with my business. I've already got Asuna-san, Konoka-san, Nodoka-san, and Setsuna-san helping. Well, maybe Setsuna-san will be fine…"
"But just imagine all of the girls having a contract. Your team will be unstoppable!"
"Maybe you're right…" Negi wiped the tears away from his face and tried smiling. "I guess I have no choice, but to secretly make contracts with them. I'll just have to tell them all that I'm a magi after the month is over."
Chamo grinned as usual and a sparkle gleamed in his eyes. "That's the spirit, Aniki!!"
Then Negi thought about Asuna knowing this and he began to shiver. "Umm, and let's not tell Asuna-san about this. It's best that she doesn't know about this later too…"
Chamo also thought about Asuna knowing and he began to shiver also. He knew that Asuna would smell something fishy about this and he quickly agreed with Negi. "That is a good a idea."
Negi let out a big sigh and fell backward onto his futon on purpose. He looked up to the ceiling and thoughts began to run through his head on why this was happening. "But who to start with…?"
Hearing that, Chamo pulled out Negi's book of all the girls in it. He pointed to the first picture in alphabetical order.
"Her! The ghost girl you just met, Sayo Aisaka!"
To Be Continued
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Chapter 2 - A date with a Ghost: Negi finally gets to his first date. And it's with a spirit! How this will turn out…Find out next time!
Author Notes: I didn't expect this chapter to be as funny, so please be patient for the other chapters. To those who wonder about my other stories…Too bad! You'll have to wait when I'm not bored.
