One Piece is owned by Eiichiro Oda, and good thing too. He's awesome :D
This is my first story so be kinda nice, please? And tell me if it's worth continuing, yeah? Thanks!
Chapter 1
Sanji walked down the steps of the Thousand Sunny, "Nami-swannnnn, Robin-chwannnn," he yelled, "your snack of love is ready!"
Luffy, hearing this, jumped Sanji. "Oi, Sanji, where's my snack?"
Sanji looked up at Luffy, "It's in the kitchen", he growled and then added, "be careful! This is Nami-swan's and Robin-chwan's snack!"
Zoro muttered to himself, "Yeah, yeah, we heard the first time."
Sanji heard him, though and yelled "You wanna say that to my face, you stupid Marimo?"
Zoro looked at Sanji, "Yeah, I said we heard you the first time, you Ero-cook!"
Sanji hit him on the head, "You want a piece of me? I'll kill you!"
Zoro laughed, "Haha, that's the funniest thing I've heard all day. You? Kill me? You couldn't even TOUCH me!"
Sanji put down the food and lifted his foot, ready to beat the daylights out of Zoro. Zoro pulled WadÅ Ichimonji just a bit, enough to show that he was ready to fight, but before they started a hand came out of nowhere and touched Zoro's shoulder.
"That's enough, Mr. Swordsman, Cook-san."
"Hai, Robin-chwan!"
Zoro glared at Robin, who was sitting in her chair, reading her book, acting like she hadn't made a hand appear on Zoro's shoulder. He grumbled to himself and went to take a nap.
Everybody was sleeping. The Thousand Sunny was quieter than a grave, and Zoro was the lookout. He was practically asleep himself, until he heard a door creak open. He looked down, only to see Nami, who was tending to her oranges.
"Why is she doing that NOW?" he thought, but he had already closed his eyes again. A couple of minutes later, he heard the door open again, which he assumed was Nami going back inside so he ignored it.
He realized he was wrong though, when a voice called, "Mr. Swordsman? Would you like some coffee?"
He replied, "Why would I want some coffee? I'm trying to sleep!"
Robin giggled, "So you won't sleep, after all, you are the lookout, aren't you?"
Zoro sighed, and called down, "Fine."
