Author's note: The following fanfic is not really deleted scenes and bloopers of "call of duty" and is purely made for humour.

The following may also contain spoilers for the game.

Don't like the sound of it? Then don't read it.

Also it is my first fanfic and I am in need of criticism.

Disclaimer: I do not own call of duty. If I do, the game would be uninteresting.


Black ops: Vorkuta

"Open the door"

Starring Reznov and Sergei

"Sergei, open the door!" Reznov yelled.

RAM! CRASH! BOOM!

*Door opens*

"Huh, the bathroom?" Sergei wondered.

"Thanks, Sergei!" Reznov said going in the bathroom and closing the door behind him.


"Sergei, open the door!" Reznov yelled.

RAM! CRASH! BOOM!

Suddenly, the door opens and a prisoner came out.

"I'm free-!"

RAM!


"Sergei, open the door!" Reznov yelled.

RAM! CRASH! BOOM!

"Wait, Sergei!" Reznov said stopping him.

Reznov turned the knob and the door opened. Sergei stared, dumbfounded.

"….I could have thought of that!"


Black ops: Vorkuta

"Meeting Sergei"

"Allow me to introduce, Sergei Kozin, the Monster of Magadan." Reznov proudly said.

"Hello Sir Gay! Hahahaha!" Mason teased.

"…"

The following reaction may be too violent for some viewers; you can have the option of skipping this scene. This will not affect any gaming progress.


Author's note: Yeah that's it. I'm going to make more chapters of these things in some other call of duty games.

Need help with this, I'm new to writing.