Harry Potter was a drunk at the bathroom. Hermione made her final decision
to be a stripper, and Ron was gay.Harry sat over the sink barfing his lungs
out while Hermione was running around screaming "I'm nude!"
Ron just sat farting, looking at the new addition of "Nude Wizards".
"Ron are you ever going to switch from balls to chest implants?" asked Harry.
Harry was trying to pick out his wedgie from his thong when suddenly Draco walked in.
"Damn Hermione, you sure are getting fine." Draco said while using his ball enlarger.
"Hey Draco, wanna go 1 on 1? asked Ron rubbing his chest.
"OK, cause I'm like you, I'm GAY!"
Hermione looked at him and almost cried saying "You cant be gay, I need you, you have to hold me!"
Harry grabbed Hermione and then started spanking her while licking her armpit.
"Hey Hermione, I'm not gay." he admitted. Hermione looked at him, took him to one of the stalls and they started playing.
"Hey Draco, you want to play bad boys in one of the stalls?" asked Ron.
"Ok." he said.
Dumbledore walked in and spotted Hermione leaving the stall.
"Miss Granger, did you get implants?" he asked while feeling.
"Hey man, thats my girl your feeling!" Harry yelled.
"Harry, I've been meaning to tell you something." Hermione said.
" Me and Dumbledore have been having an affair." she admitted.
A/n TwilightSCHMED wrote it and I uploaded it with my computer. Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter and CO.
I need at least 5 reviews for it to to go to the last chapter even tough both chapters are small because we are working on making Public books and Fan fiction okay
Ron just sat farting, looking at the new addition of "Nude Wizards".
"Ron are you ever going to switch from balls to chest implants?" asked Harry.
Harry was trying to pick out his wedgie from his thong when suddenly Draco walked in.
"Damn Hermione, you sure are getting fine." Draco said while using his ball enlarger.
"Hey Draco, wanna go 1 on 1? asked Ron rubbing his chest.
"OK, cause I'm like you, I'm GAY!"
Hermione looked at him and almost cried saying "You cant be gay, I need you, you have to hold me!"
Harry grabbed Hermione and then started spanking her while licking her armpit.
"Hey Hermione, I'm not gay." he admitted. Hermione looked at him, took him to one of the stalls and they started playing.
"Hey Draco, you want to play bad boys in one of the stalls?" asked Ron.
"Ok." he said.
Dumbledore walked in and spotted Hermione leaving the stall.
"Miss Granger, did you get implants?" he asked while feeling.
"Hey man, thats my girl your feeling!" Harry yelled.
"Harry, I've been meaning to tell you something." Hermione said.
" Me and Dumbledore have been having an affair." she admitted.
A/n TwilightSCHMED wrote it and I uploaded it with my computer. Disclaimer: I don't own Harry Potter and CO.
I need at least 5 reviews for it to to go to the last chapter even tough both chapters are small because we are working on making Public books and Fan fiction okay
