In honor of the world not ending yesterday... (LOL!) Here ya go! My contest is over, btw.


"I'm going to destroy you!" Zim screamed, waving his laser in the air.

"Uh-huhhhh..." Dib rolled his eyes and walked away. He screamed and ducked when a blast of green light shot by his head.

"I'm not joking..." Zim hissed, his eyes narrowing.

"I..." Dib sucked in a breath and dodged another blast. "Ach! Are you actually trying this time?"

"Yes! Wait. What?" Zim yelled. "I always try!"

"Yeah, but you're never good at it..." Dib explained weakly, stressing the word 'good'.

"I am too! I AM ZIIIIIIIIIM!" The Irken yelled, thrusting both fists in the air, a crazed look in his eyes. "AND I WILL DESTROY YOU! NOW!" With that, the short green alien shot another beam directly at Dib's head.

"Ahhhhh!" Dib screamed, running away, his trenchcoat fluttering behind him.

"Run, foolish human, run!" Zim crowed, shooting in random directions.

"Ahhhhh!" Dib screamed again, the scream muffled by distance.

"Ha." Zim smirked, blowing the smoke off the top of his blaster and strolling inside.

"Are yous really goings to destroy earth?" Gir asked when his master got inside.

"Yes Gir. Yes I am." Zim said proudly.

"Why?"

"Why? Because... Because it is my mission! I am ZIIIIIIIIIIIIM!" Zim screeched.

"But you loves Earth."

"What? Liiiiiiiies!" Zim yelled, glaring at Gir.

"'S true..." Gir said simply, turning on the Angry Monkey Show.

"No Gir. That's bad." Zim snapped. "I don't like Earth."

"Then you like that girly..."

"What? Liiiiiies!" Zim snapped again. "I don't like Gaz, and I am not fraternizing with the enemy!"

"I never said Gaz."

"What? Oh. Well, you implied it." Zim said irritably.

"No I didn't..."

"Yes, yes you did!" Zim screeched.

"Okay."

"Good. Now... I'm going to destroy Earth! ...Later." Zim finished, walking away.


So Zim decided to destroy us later. Yay.