Dear Reader,

If you like fan fics that have happy endings, then you are defiantly better off looking at another fan fic. If you want a fan fic with a happy ending, I suggest the Littleist Elf™. Those fanfics are full of infamous-a fraise which here means "That everyone hates, yet so many people love it"-little adventures of a little tiny happy elf and his animal friends. But it is my duty to write down every woeful step of the Baudelaire orphans. My name is Lemony Snicket, and I know you are defiantly better off reading another fan fic.

With all due respect,

Lemony Snicket