Standard Disclaimer Again
Chapter 1
I woke rather peacefully on the first Monday of the new term; even if I was in the hospital wing, again. Apparently the new defence against the dark arts teacher always wore pink. Luckily we hadn't been introduced; I gradually got to a sitting position when the doors burst open.
The only way to describe the person who entered would be the ugliest toad you have ever seen but in human form and wearing all pink – the colour could also be used to describe the falsely high pitch voice she had along with the obviously false smile she had plastered on her face; the image would be enough to make anyone sick.
"Ah Professor Snape, awake at last," Oh god it was speaking to me. A small squeak of shock could hear from Pomfrey as she opened her office door.
"Severus," she called to me so I looked at her she carefully made a slow shake of her head as she continued, "this is Dolores Umbridge, you should have heard her opening speech it really was quite illuminating," Pomfrey bored meaningfully into my eyes, Poppy was letting me into her mind to see the memory of Umbridge's speech; she was right it was most illuminating.
"Indeed; Poppy I trust I may leave?" I was cautious not to give too much information to this woman. I got up and left, on the way out I heard Dolores ask Poppy:
"What's your relationship with him; he seems open around you," I'd only been awake for around two hours and already she was asking awkward questions of my co-workers.
