Quite Possibly the Most Random Fic You Will Ever Read

Okay, so this is just something myself (-Ella-the-crash-test-dummy-) and candlewick866 came up with a few weeks ago in science. We were really bored and its pretty obvious.


Light Bulb Jokes: Stargate Style

How many Asgard does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- None. No such primitive technology exists on the Asgard homeworld.

How many scientists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- We don't know. Sam and McKay have been arguing about it for hours.

How many technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- We don't know this one either. Silar just electrocuted himself though

How many archeologists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- Just the one, but it takes a while because he explains the entire historical premises behind the invention of the light bulb.

How many Goa'uld does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- None. They have their slaves do it.

How many Jaffa does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- What is a light bulb?

How many Tok'ra does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- "What reason do I have to screw a light bulb?"
(Screw in a light bulb!)

How many Marines does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- One, but he complains for hours.

How many Airmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- Again, just on, but his orders must contain explicit instructions.

How many SGC personnel does it take to screw in a light bulb?
- That's classified.


More to come soon! Maybe…