Naruto glanced over his shoulder, just to be sure. Yes, a 5"8 raven haired, smooth skinned beauty clad in a black, skin-tight, long sleeve shirt and skinny jeans was still following him, his lips full, plump, and pouting. "Sasuke, you're not going to ditch me again, are you?" Naruto asked playfully, remembering the last time he tried to take Sasuke to the mall. Sasuke shook his head.
"I don't plan on it this time, unless you try to take me into Victoria's Secretagain." Sasuke cringed at the memories from his last outing with Naruto.
"Hey, that thing in the window display would have looked great on you and you know it." Naruto laughed, crossing his arms
"Naruto, that thong was for women." Sasuke growled at him. He felt like Naruto didn't understand him at all. He was more of a chains and whips kind of guy, and Naruto knew a pink, lacey thong would never have appealed to him. "Naruto, where do you plan on taking me this time?" Sasuke inquired.
Naruto chuckled, walking a few steps ahead, forcing Sasuke to walk faster to keep up with him. "I am taking you to Spencer's Gifts." Naruto chimed. Sasuke's blood ran cold. Not Spencer's! He thought, that dobe knows how horny I get every time I go in there!
"Naruto . . ." Sasuke whined. "Can we please not go in there right now?"
Naruto looked at him. "You don't want to come with me?" Naruto asked, sounding hurt.
Sasuke's eye twitched a bit. Oh god Naruto, please don't say cum . . . ah, I feel like a pervert. Sasuke thought silently to himself. "N-no Naruto, it's just that I'm wearing tightjeans."
Naruto blushed a rosy pink. "Oh!" He exclaimed, his eyes quickly glancing from Sasuke's crotch to Sasuke's rather embarrassed face. "I get it." He said quickly. He sighed, he really wanted to spend time with Sasuke. Suddenly his expression became determined, with a hint of smugness. He grabbed Sasuke by the wrist and trotted in the direction of the desired store.
"What are you . . . ?" Sasuke was almost speechless.
"You are going with me into that store, so whether you like it or not, you had better suck it up and deal with it." Naruto almost sang the words as he practically skipped into the perverted store of magicalness and toys. Sasuke sighed in frustration.
The two boys skipped past a barrage of gadgets and gizmos glimmering with strange and sexy wonder. Sasuke was staring at a particularly interesting lamp. It was shaped like a well-built man, and the on/off button was the man's dick.
Then, suddenly Naruto was gone. And Sasuke was left alone in the back of the store, provocative things of all kinds staring him in the face. "Where did that moron wander off to?" Sasuke asked himself. His eyes fell on another Spencer's commodity. Candoms. The description of the item said "Keep those cans protected!"
"Dear god." Sasuke mumbled to himself. "All major perverts on earth must have come together to create this place."
It was a few minutes later when Naruto finally returned. Sasuke's horny tendencies exploded through him as he gazed upon the blonde dobe. He was wearing a black pinstriped hat, a rainbow studded belt, and was carrying a whip in his left hand, a pair of handcuffs in his right hand. "C'mon, I already bought what I wanted. Let's go Sasuke." Naruto called to him.
Sasuke struggled to keep his voice steady. "You're place or mine?" he asked shakily.
"Mine." Naruto answered him, a smirk apparent on his face.
And that is the story of how Sasuke and Naruto went to Spencer's Gifts. And they all played happily ever after . . . all night long
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