Hello and good afternoon. Welcome to the first edition of the DCRP RP logs. What happens when a bunch of detective conan roleplayers get together in an Mirc chatroom? Absolute madness is what happens. Please bear in mind that very little to no editing has occurred here. Things will be crazy, things will be weird. These logs are often the result of boredom or lack of sleep so anything can happen. You have been warned, so sit back and enjoy.
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Log 1: 6/1/12
MouriRan *pulls out some drinks*
Kogorou *looks at them*
Kogorou No beer?
Kogorou Cool thanks a bunch :)
Princess-Zelda No beer here.
Lynz not unless you want a good punch in the face (I'm not a good drinker LOL)
Princess-Zelda I'm just eternally pregnant I told the husband
Kogorou So more beer for me :)
Princess-Zelda Oi oi
MouriRan you want more, go buy it yourself
Kogorou I tried *cries*
Kogorou But there are so many shops
Lynz hehe
Kogorou And the horses were totally screwing with me last weekend
Princess-Zelda My horse won!
Kogorou *sits back and lights a cigarette*
Kogorou Good for you
Lynz hehe
Kogorou Well it was just a bad weekend the next will be better
Kogorou *corrects the fit of his tie*
MouriRan*sighs*
Lynz *sniggers*
MouriRan no it won't be better, all you do is blow your money on beer and cigarettes
MouriRan and gambling
Kogorou I am a hard working Detective
Kogorou I earned this
Lynz *whistles*
Kogorou I just recently took on a case about a lost boy
Kogorou Well turns out that his dad took him for a short holiday ...
Princess-Zelda So even if the Great Sleeping Detective wins, he'd have no money...
Kogorou I would have money if the horses would win
Kogorou Or if the cats wouldn't come back after a day
Kogorou I still wonder why people get Cats when they are afraid of them running away
Kogorou I don't want to waste my time with this *Drinks*
MouriRan how do you cook since I moved out? don't tell me you eat out every night because I know you can't afford that
Kogorou *hides the ordered food under this table*
Kogorou Ehh.. Noooo~
Lynz hehe
Kogorou I know how to cook
Lynz yeah in the next life :x
Kogorou You know stuff like fried eggs
*Kogorou puts a blanket over the trash bin*
Kogorou They turned out great
MouriRan *sees Kogorou putting the blanket on the trash bin*
MouriRan what is in there?
MouriRan *pulls the blanket off the trashbin*
Kogorou The cupboard?
Lynz *whistles and mutters something about how 'awesome' Kogoro is*
Kogorou Ran .. Nooooo
MouriRan oh...yes
Kogorou That's just some leftovers
Kogorou You know .. leftovers from the last two weeks
MouriRan sure...and so was all this beer
Lynz ewwwww
Kogorou I can explain that
Kogorou Those cans got delivered to me
Kogorou I won them ...
Kogorou During a game of mahjong
MouriRan don't lie
Kogorou Don't get so angry
Princess-Zelda *watches their war*
Kogorou What's wrong with a beer or two ?
Lynz it is interesting ain't it Yuriko?
MouriRan you're a worse liar than Shinichi
Kogorou Our are just like your mother
Kogorou I don't lie
Kogorou I just use the facts to my advantage
Princess-Zelda I find it funny, reminds me of home...
MouriRan that's lying
Kogorou *resigns*
Kogorou I don't need to explain myself
Kogorou I am a grown man
Kogorou I run a perfect business
Kogorou and I can drink when I want where I want
Kogorou Even in my own home
Kogorou *looks at Ran carefully*
MouriRan fine
Kogorou And now you are mad
MouriRan do what you want. It's not like I live here anymore
Kogorou don't be like that
Lynz hehe
Kogorou You just went out to visit that brat
Kogorou the next thing I knew was that you two got married and got children
MouriRan ummmm...yeah that's how it works
Kogorou You said "I'll visit Shinichi"
Kogorou While I was watching Yoko~
Lynz (always comes back to the beloved Yoko :x)
Kogorou *dreams about Yoko~chan*
Kogorou That reminds me.
Kogorou IT'S TIME
Kogorou *turns on the TV*
MouriRan seriously? don't you get enough of her? she doesn't even like you
Kogorou A late night recap of her latest concert. Ran.. where is an empty videotape?
MouriRan *holds up tape*
MouriRan looking for this?
Kogorou Yeah
Lynz tear it out
Lynz tear it out!
Lynz LOL
MouriRan *holds tape over trash compactor*
Kogorou Can you put it in ?
Kogorou Ran ...
Kogorou RAAAAN
Kogorou Just a few more minutes
Kogorou *stands up*
Kogorou Give me that tape
Princess-Zelda Do eet!
MouriRan no
Princess-Zelda Do it Ran!
Kogorou *spills his beer over the desk*
Lynz DO IT!
MouriRan *runs with tape in hand*
Kogorou Nooooo!
Kogorou OH yeah that's totally like you
Kogorou You just want to ruin my evening because I drank ONE BEER
Kogorou *opens another*
Lynz The fact Yoko's still an idol after ShinRan had kids and the like is amazing hehe
MouriRan just how long did it take you to realize I wasn't coming home anyway?
Kogorou Yoko will always be an idol !
Princess-Zelda I agree with that, though isn't she married too
Princess-Zelda I saw it on TMZ
Kogorou Just some idiot
Kogorou I haven't reached her yet so I can't tell
Lynz oh my god TMZ's in Japan too that's kinda epic!
Princess-Zelda They probably have a TMZ reality show in Japan...
Lynz wouldn't surprise me
Kogorou *fetches another Videotape*
MouriRan who knows, dad...Shinichi and I might even have another kid
Kogorou You told me *while working on the VCR*
Kogorou How does this work ?
Lynz you put the tape in and press record...*sniggers*
Kogorou *looks for the "record" button*
Kogorou This one ?
Princess-Zelda You have to plug it in too...
Princess-Zelda Baka.
Kogorou Who pulled the plug ?
Princess-Zelda Don't know its out...
Kogorou Is it ?
Kogorou Ran could you please ?
MouriRan when I went to visit Shinichi, it was his idea. He knew you wouldn't approve so we just ran away and did it that night
Kogorou You even explained the "Wireress Ran" to me
MouriRan I don't know how to program that thing
Kogorou So this would be ... YOU RAN AWAY ?
Lynz psh course they would elope
MouriRan yes...we ran away
Princess-Zelda Cause Kogorou would never allow it.
Kogorou shakes his head
Princess-Zelda Didn't she run off with Kaito, Lynx.
Princess-Zelda *hugs Ran*
Kogorou I wonder about that too
Lynz course she did I mean :x
Princess-Zelda Thought so.
Princess-Zelda Beer makes you smarter for two seconds.
Kogorou It just tastes good
Lynz like hell it does!
Kogorou Why does everybody hate me drinking beer ?
Princess-Zelda Its horrible.
Kogorou There is nothing horrible bout it
Lynz there's nothing horrible about YOU drinking it, I just don't like it.
Kogorou Ah I see
Princess-Zelda Ditto.
Lynz hmmm I'm bored now.
Princess-Zelda Hmm..
Kogorou That's why I am a Detective
Kogorou You never get bored
Princess-Zelda I disagree.
Princess-Zelda Can you find my husband...
Kogorou You can choose your work
Kogorou Do you have a photo of him
Princess-Zelda Then punch him in the face...
Kogorou eh..
Kogorou What did he do to a beautiful lady like you ?
Princess-Zelda Yep *pulls out photo of a bush*
MouriRan would rather have me run off with someone else?
Princess-Zelda He's a stalker actually.
Kogorou I don't want you to run off anywhere Ran
Lynz But she loves him see
Kogorou And he stalks you ?
Princess-Zelda Yep.
MouriRan he doesn't stalk me
Princess-Zelda His name is Conia...
Princess-Zelda He does. :x
Princess-Zelda He stalks everyone...
Lynz You see Conia stalks everyone
Kogorou So you want me to track him down
MouriRan well, we had to run off. you left us with no choice
Kogorou And return him to you ?
Kogorou Ran I am working
Kogorou Can't you see I am talking to this beauty here ?
MouriRan please...you work?
Kogorou Go make some tea
Lynz yeah...back off
MouriRan I'm calling mom
Lynz there's no need for that...I'll make sure he doesn't do anything...
Kogorou She isn't involved in this
Princess-Zelda You're just flirting with me...
Kogorou I can't understand why he abondone you for anyone
Kogorou he has to be brought to justice
Princess-Zelda Just because I'm a pretty American.
MouriRan *hangs up her cell phone
MouriRan mom is involved now
Princess-Zelda He didn't run off, he's just working. And hasn't come home.
Princess-Zelda And i told my twin I'm worried.
Kogorou Where does he work ?
Princess-Zelda Everywhere.
Kogorou *glomps*
Kogorou A twin
Lynz get the hell off my sister :)
Princess-Zelda Oi oi
Kogorou *looks around*
Princess-Zelda *pushes him away*
Kogorou two... two ... beauties at the same place *smiles*
Kogorou How about we talk about this matter at a more quite place
Lynz How about we stay right here?
Kogorou Okay :)
Princess-Zelda I have a husband and children...
Kogorou What do you know about your sister's husband ?
Kogorou anything would help
Lynz same stuff she just told ya!
Lynz Stalker across the world...he's a regular spy if ya ask me.
Kogorou You look way to young that you can have children
Kogorou *makes notes*
Kogorou Ran where is the tea for me client ?
Lynz oh she has quite a few.
Princess-Zelda 11 I think
Princess-Zelda Or 12 now.
Kogorou *glomps*
Kogorou Oh.. is that so
Princess-Zelda I think we might adopt miiko and mystery too
Kogorou How long have you two been married ?
Lynz oh can't Conia just stop
Princess-Zelda 8 years, then I was kidnapped.
Princess-Zelda I thought he would.
Lynz and her first miraculous child was born and the like.
MouriRan I'm not your little secretary, dad
Lynz then they just kept adopting till the twins...now they have 12 or 13 children through the adoptions and regular-ness.
Princess-Zelda Then I was forced to birth Cheesus...
Kogorou You were forced ?
MouriRan I don't make the tea for your clients anymore
Lynz and I'm sorry for that...but at least you disowned him
Princess-Zelda And that kid I always forget about.
Princess-Zelda \o/
Princess-Zelda Either DT or Tanner
Kogorou How can one forget about their own kids ?
Lynz with how many she's had you'd be surprised how easy it is
Lynz pretty sure it was Tanner by the way.
Princess-Zelda I was asleep when it happened.
Princess-Zelda DT calls me mom
Kogorou And you are sure you want him back ?
Princess-Zelda I love my husband even if he is Ganongin
Princess-Zelda I am princess-zelda
Kogorou Please one at a time please
Princess-Zelda My husband is evil.
Princess-Zelda And a murderer.
Kogorou A MURDERER ?
Princess-Zelda Yep.
Kogorou WE need to contact the police at once
Kogorou Ran
Princess-Zelda Right, Lynx
Kogorou Who did he kill?
Kogorou When, where and why ?
Lynz depends on the day i guess
Kogorou How does it depend on the day ?
Princess-Zelda Well he kinda killed several people...in cold blood, including Shiho's sister,
Kogorou We need to file a report
Kogorou Ran call the police
Kogorou So if you could give me your adress please
Princess-Zelda He always gets away.
MouriRan calls the police
Princess-Zelda *gives her address*
Kogorou Calll megure and tell him to come here
Princess-Zelda Trust me, we tried this.
Lynz ummhmm
Kogorou But without Meitantei Mouri Kogorou
Kogorou I'll get right to this matter
Princess-Zelda He still won't be caught.
Kogorou Ran don't forget to tape Yoko for me
Princess-Zelda ...
Lynz ...
Kogorou I will get into disguise and try to find him
Kogorou TAPE
Kogorou TAPE
Kogorou VIDEOTAPE
Kogorou I'll get back to you when I have news
Lynz got anything black
Kogorou If your husband contacts you call me right away
Princess-Zelda You need all black or bushes.
Kogorou Let that be my problem
Princess-Zelda I will, trust me, I'm waiting for that.
MouriRan dad, maybe I should call Shinichi on this one
Lynz wouldn't go with bushes he might get killed and such
Kogorou Ran can you check if we still have the costume you made for your husband ?
Kogorou You know the big black penguin
Princess-Zelda ...
Kogorou Anything black works right ?
Lynz ...
MouriRan nope we don't have it
Kogorou What happened to it ?
MouriRan Shinichi got rid of it
Kogorou Okay
Lynz i would too
Kogorou What did he use it for anyway ?
MouriRan I have no idea
Lynz probably burned it
Kogorou Anyway with Mouri Kogorou on the Case you can rest assured
Princess-Zelda Why would Shinichi dress up like a penguin.
Kogorou How should I know
Kogorou Anyways I am off to some research
Lynz or are you literally talking about a tux
Kogorou *grabs keys wallet and cigarettes from desk*
Princess-Zelda I wonder if Shinichi has seen Conia...ah, probably.
MouriRan this case probably won't get solved without Shinichi
Princess-Zelda He'll probably kill you for smoking.
MouriRan who isn't answering his phone for some reason
Kogorou *stops at the door*
Kogorou You can totally trust me with this
Kogorou Everything will be solved
Princess-Zelda Thats weird, neither is Conia...he's been known to help solve cases too...
Kogorou I am MEITANTEI MOURI KOGOROU after all *kogorou laugter*
Princess-Zelda At least I read that from his stalking files on himself.
Lynz just stop the laughter...it's creepy...
Princess-Zelda I agree, also put your tongue in.
Kogorou Don't worry everything will be fine
Kogorou Ran take care of the rest for me please
Kogorou *hurries out*
MouriRan lynz, you didn't have to live with that laugh for 17 years
Lynz nah
Lynz and I thank for that
Lynz LOL
Princess-Zelda I feel so bad for you Ran
And that's it for the first installment of our little rp group. Make sure to keep an eye out for our next rp session which will be much longer and have much more action. Reviews are appreciated, we love ideas, and flames will be roasted with marshmallows and chocolate sauce. So stay tuned until next time, from the DCRP gang.
