A/n: Random stuffs about the ever growing truffle-loving cult-dom after Opal introduced them too Foaly and Root.

Foaly

8:30pm Am eating carrot as I wind down after a terrible day! Was shouted at by Root, but got him back with comments about his flubs. Otherwise office was okay, but at lunch-break all went wrong...

Ran out of truffles. Walked in to Charlie's Chocolates and asked the man for truffles. Told me they were out of stock! What cheek: he knows for a fact that I had to specifically asked him to bring shipments down from the land o' mud! Who has dared to plunder my stock?

To top this off, someone has stolen my foil hat. Am most outraged. Suspect Julius.

8:54pm Have just realized master key is missing.

9pm Still fuming over hat.

Julius

7:06am Ruddy awful start to day: Ran out of cigars.

9:01am Also, am suffering withdrawal symptoms with no Holly to yell at. Had to do with yelling at Foaly, but received harsh comments about my weight. Stupid Centaur. Shall steal his foil hat.

1:02pm Stole foil hate whilst unsuspecting git was on lunch break.

Crisis, however: I am sure I saw Charlie's Chocolates box on Foaly's desk just as I slipped into his cubicle (have also stolen stupid donkey's master key). Am suspicious as the heavenly scent of truffles also wafted around the room. Donkey better not be plundering supply that I keep at Charlie's.

3:52pm Visited Charlie's. No chocolate truffles in stock! I am sure it is that idiot centaur. Will get him back.

Trouble

9am Am concerned for Root's health: did not shout at me once and I have already been here an hour.

9:04am Root has been yelling at Foaly. Slightly less concerned.

12pm Am feeling peckish.

7pm Eating truffles. Went to Charlie's Chocolates at lunch-break and saw brand new treat, truffles. Have bought fourteen packs. According to man at counter they are specially ordered by two anonymous customers every week.

Can very easily see how fourteen packs can be consumed in that time: truffles are delicious.