These characters and the movies belong to Lucasfilms and Disney and I'm just playing with the toys. The characters are exaggerated, I do not think they would necessarily behave the way they do as far as the characters are portrayed in canon. They are watching the original theatrical version, not the special edition, if you wonder where Jabba is, he isn't in it. Han Shot First! Etc.

The Finalizer approached Starkiller Base after taking various stormtroopers and personnel to different planets and moons for routine maneuvers in various climates so that the troops could learn how to adjust to conditions they may or may not have been used to. They did lose a few lives in the trials, but that wasn't to be unexpected. It was necessary for them to be able to survive in combat and if they could not survive in a trial setting, that would only make the rest of their squads weaker. A natural selection of the best of their stormtroopers, as Captain Phasma likes to state, a squad is only as good as it's weakest member, and there is no room for the weak in the First Order.

After they had time to rest and enjoy a hot meal, a rare treat afforded only occasionally, General Hux thought it might be a good time to have another holofilm night. He was feeling rather generous, and felt that maybe they would bring back popcorn and drinks. He missed it with the last holo, and he could only hope that Kylo Ren wouldn't ruin the experience for him this time. In fact, General Hux decided to forgo the butter, as that only made things more messy, if Kylo Ren himself had decided on continuing to taunt him with his childish behavior. It was unfair to the rest of the First Order, all were loyal to General Hux and he had known most of them and had worked with most of them their entire lives. He understood why Snoke found Ren useful, but he didn't have to like it. Ren was like the odd man out to Hux, an outsider, and they were often at odds, both coming from different backgrounds. Hux having had the benefit of being raised with the First Order system from the very beginning, and Kylo Ren coming from who knows where somewhere in the core worlds in the New Republic, and then in the depths of the training of that lowsome Jedi, Luke Skywalker, the last of his kind, an archaic cult leader and last remnant of a dead religion. Though Hux knew there was some power to be had from using the Force, he had seen whatever magic tricks Ren himself had performed, he had no cause to believe in it with the fervor of a disciple. He only assumed it was some way of manipulating science, and somehow Kylo Ren himself had the power or the skill to draw from it.

The holo they would be viewing this evening would be a continuation of their previous holo, the story of Rogue One. The current holo involved the actual terrorist act of destroying the Death Star. They would have the opportunity to view the interior of said space station, and Hux for one was looking forward to it, he was sure that Phasma would as well, having often said so. He wasn't sure Ren would be on board, knowing his former Jedi teacher himself was involved in the destruction, but it seemed important that he be present, and it was possible that Ren could add some much needed insight to the Jedi, the Sith, or any Force related material. It appeared that some of that may be involved with the holo as well. He only hoped that Ren would refrain from any of his nonsense and that he would not regret bringing popcorn back to the holo viewings. He felt the stormtroopers who had gone on maneuvers as well would be most deserving of such a treat, as well as the pilots and his loyal officers.

As the group gathered and took their seats, General Hux motioned to Lieutenant Mitaka to go and have the popcorn and drinks brought down to be served, and as he left, Hux walked to the podium cleared his throat and then spoke. "Take your seats immediately, please. Quickly and quietly. Ren, no, down in front. I don't really want to sit next to you either, but it may be necessary with questions I may have that you may be able to answer. Please? Thank you." He notices another young officer getting up from the seat next to Ren and moving towards the back. "Attention everyone. Quiet. THERE WILL BE QUIET! Thank you. We have another holo for you this evening. They seemed to have been popular among you from the feedback that I have gotten from the past three, and this particular one should take place directly after the activities that were documented in the past film. Phasma, you will be pleased to know that there will be extensive interiors of the Death Star in this holo, and I must warn you, it will also document it's destruction." Kylo Ren tensed up and sunk into his seat. "Since many of you have just completed maneuvers, we thought to bring back the popcorn, but butter will not be included. I'm sorry, but it was making a mess" quietly Hux said under his breath "And I was having trouble getting the smell out of my hair." speaking louder again he stated "I want you to pay close attention to the efforts of the Imperial officers in this holo, again we apparently have the same inept stormtroopers that the Empire was now famous for, and also, it is often rumored that a traitor to the Empire was aboard Vader's ship that allowed the escape pod to land. I am not sure that was ever substantiated, but I for one would like to think so. Without further delay, we give you tonight's holo. Ah, here is Lieutenant Mitaka with the meal staff and your popcorn and drinks. Please behave with it, and that means you, Ren!"

Lieutenant Mitaka looks for a seat and only sees the one next on the other side of Ren, the same seat he is always forced to sit in for these holos. He sighs, and takes his seat, giving Kylo Ren a nod and saying a silent prayer inside his head 'please don't elbow me please don't elbow me'.

Ren speaks up to Mitaka "Don't give me a reason to, and I won't."

"How do you do that? I didn't say it outloud." Mitaka says..

Kylo Ren is quiet and just turns his masked face to him, as Hux takes his seat on the other side.

"Oh, look, it's giving us a summary of the previous film." Captain Phasma notes.

"Evil Galactic Empire, pfft" says Hux. "Who put this together? The rebellion? The New Republic?"

Kylo Ren is a bit on edge that the summary mentioned his, well Ben's mother.

"Oh, I remember that Alderaanian ship from the last holo, and Darth Vader's star destroyer." Hux notes.

"It's Threepio." Kylo Ren notes.

"And there is another protocol droid as well, Ren. You know we can get you one." Hux says

"I don't need a droid, Hux." Kylo Ren growls.

"Quiet, Sirs, I am trying to concentrate on the stormtroopers. That ship's crew appears to actually be falling down, Sirs. They are actually hitting the targets." Captain Phasma notes.

"Well even a broken clock is right twice a day." says Kylo Ren.

"They appear to be taking out everyone on that ship." Hux says. "I assume Vader would have the best stormtroopers on his vessel."

"Quite, Sir." answers Phasma.

"I just hope they don't hit Threepio and Artoo." notes Kylo Ren.

Hux just shakes his head. "These droids appear in every one of these movies. I wonder if they are even still around."

"There he is! Isn't he spectacular!" Kylo Ren says.

"Yes, yes, Darth Vader, we know, Ren we know." Hux says.

"I told you that he wouldn't let them get away." Kylo Ren says.

"He must be looking for those stolen plans from the last film." Hux notes.

"Someone is putting something into that droid. Who is it a traitor?" Captain Phasma asks.

"I think your droid is going to be all over this holo, Ren." Hux says mockingly.

Kylo Ren mumbles something.

"What did he say, Lieutenant?" Hux asks.

"I think he said, 'Mommy', sir." Mitaka said.

"I did not. I was just well, thinking." Kylo Ren stated.

"It's that Princess, the Resistance General. Whatever she is. Well, we know she doesn't die, unfortunately." Hux says.

"Did she put the plans in that droid, Sir?" Phasma asks. "Well the stormtroopers seemed to have been effective. They have most of the crew dead or prisoners. How refreshing. This is the first footage I have seen of effective stormtroopers in any of the historical films we have been watching lately."

"Quite, Phasma." Hux notes. "She's lying to Vader."

"She's a tough cutie." Mitaka notes.

Kylo Ren elbows him in the ribs. "Ow Sir, wait a minute. I get it now."

Kylo Ren pins him with the Force and raises him and says menacingly "You get what? What do you get?"

"I promise not to disrespect women again, Sir. I'm sure that is what you meant? Correct?"

"Ren, put him down. Please. What is it with you. The droids, elbowing Mitaka. Really, now." Hux says.

Kylo Ren puts Mitaka down, and Mitaka dusts off his suit and tries to sit calmly.

"Well, I know she's not set for stun." Kylo Ren says.

"She's stunned now. I have to admit, Ren, your droid is rather funny." Hux says.

"He isn't my droid." Kylo Ren says in anger.

"Look here, Sirs, this is it, where there had to be a traitor. Letting the life pod just go without destroying it. Right there, no life forms? I wonder if he was a rebel traitor?" Captain Phasma says.

"Ah yes, I have read about this incident before, it had been discussed before. I imagine so, or a stupid mistake. Either way, I hope they had the officer killed." Hux states.

"I wonder how she got away. Apparently she survived. Few people do when captured by Darth Vader." Captain Phasma says.

"I hope that isn't what the holo is about." Kylo Ren says.

"What? I am sure it's about the destruction of the Death Star, not about some politician getting away. Are you mad, Ren? Seriously, what is wrong with you?" Hux says.

Kylo Ren thinks to himself that this is more like family home movie night than a historical educational film. 'Only mother could talk to Darth Vader that way. Only his true daughter could, and he didn't even know.'

"Those idiots. They just told Darth Vader they failed. Vader isn't stupid. He knows she sent the plans in a pod. Those fools!" Hux says with anger. "Make note of this officers and personnel, question anything like that in the future. Don't let anything get away." The veins in Hux's forehead were starting to pop a bit.

"They made such a bit deal out of Darth Vader's star destroyer, but it seems quite small, Sir." an officer behind Hux noted. "The Finalizer is huge in comparison, Sir."

"Quite, but you must remember this was some 35 years ago or so." Hux remarked.

"They are now on a desert planet, what planet is this?" Asked Phasma.

"Tatooine" remarked Kylo Ren.

"Ah, I remember it was visited before in one of the other holos we watched." Phasma noted. "There just seems to be a number of desert planets. It can be hard to keep track of them. I wondered why they were going there?"

"Do you remember the scene in the other holo where the senator was sending someone for..." Kylo Ren stopped himself. "Just wait, I am sure it will make sense. I must be thinking of something else."

"What Ren?" Hux asked.

"Just a connection from the previous holo, something was mentioned. Never mind." Kylo Ren said.

"I guess we will just wait and see. It's a good thing droids don't get sunburned. Ren might get upset if his droid got sunburned, perhaps." Hux said half mockingly.

"Seriously, Hux." Kylo Ren growled.

"Aw, your droid is suffering, Ren." Hux said.

"He isn't my droid, Hux." Kylo Ren said.

"It might not even be the same droid. He is amusing. I liked how he kicked the other droid. It's almost like they are friends." Mitaka remarked.

"Is this just going to be a holo where droids wander around the desert aimlessly?" Captain Phasma asked.

"Artoo! No!" Kylo Ren says.

Hux laughs. "Oh Ren, you kill me."

"Anyone understand these creatures?" an officer asks

"Jawas? This is where you need a protocol droid." Hux said. "Maybe we should have one just for the holos."

"Looks pretty bleak for these droids, Sir." Mitaka says.

"Well, they do show up in the later holo documentary, or at least I think they are the same ones." Hux says.

"Stormtroopers on dewbacks. They still seem a bit daft. There is no hope for the Empire with these stormtroopers, Sir." notes Phasma.

"A farm similar to that one that Vader visited in that other holo, the one where he killed the Tusken Raiders and got all emotional." Hux noted.

Kylo Ren thought to himself 'No it can't be, it can't be' oh, but I bet it is.

"And of course, there's Skywalker." Kylo Ren says.

"Skywalker? Where?" Hux says.

"That kid. That's him." Kylo Ren says.

"Are you sure?" Hux says.

"Yes." Kylo Ren says.

"He blows up the Death Star? This kid? I don't believe it. That's his, did he say, uncle?" Hux says. "Wow, he does kind of, I don't know, whine maybe? How old is he? He appears to be at least 18 or 19. His uncle won't let him go to town? He looks at least old enough to go to town without permission. I'm not impressed."

Kylo Ren just laughs.

"I'm glad you are amused, Ren, truly." Hux says.

"Shoddy merchandise. It's a wonder those Jawas could stay in business. Why wasn't the Empire concerned with matters such as this? Stolen droids, resold and fall apart when paid for?" Hux asks.

"The Empire was not concerned with Tatooine, it was ruled mainly by Hutts. You should know that some planets were controlled by criminal organizations? Didn't you learn that? I am sure the First Order was aware of planets like this." Kylo Ren states. "You probably even were on planets like this. How else is the First Order funded?"

"Really, Ren? But there were stormtroopers there. Oh, yes, they are after those droids. Never mind." Hux says and under his breath. "Kriffing Ren."

"Aw look, Sir, your protocol droid wants his friend droid to come as well. It's almost rather sweet." Phasma says toward Ren.

"It's not my droid, Phasma." Kylo Ren says.

"Fascinating coincidence, if in fact they are the same droids that were in that holo of Anakin Skywalker. They made their way to his son on his home planet." Hux notes.

"Well, if you recall, they came from the Alderaanian ship with his sister. That may have been who had them, Sir. Maybe she sent them to him?" Phasma notes.

"Perhaps. It's just odd that these same droids, and I am beginning to think they are indeed the same droids, are in all these holos. Did they get the footage from the droids maybe? I'm not sure, but that could explain it." Hux strokes his chin. "You knew Skywalker, did he have droids, Ren?"

Kylo Ren just groans. "Can we get off the droids, please!"

"Skywalker can't be too old in this holo, he's playing with a toy, Sir." Phasma remarks.

"It just baffles me that he wasn't allowed to go to town. I was leading my own staff at 10 years old." Hux remarks.

"The Princess was his twin sister correct? She was a senator at this point. Maybe they age differently on Tatooine, Sir." Phasma remarks.

"Perhaps. Maybe living in families as well, is different. We were all raised collectively and allowed to grow and mature and were trained for our adult lives. He may not have much to do there, and honestly he looks bored. Perhaps families are overrated." Hux remarks.

"Hux, I may have to agree with you there, or not." Kylo Ren states.

"He wants to join the Imperial Academy, but he isn't allowed. Amazing. Oh Obi-Wan Kenobi, she's looking for Obi-Wan Kenobi. I do remember him. And Skywalker doesn't know his sister, and thinks she's beautiful? It's all confusing." Hux says.

Shhhhhhhh the officers in the back say.

He turns around and says "You know you I can have you shot."

"With all due respect, Sir." one says meekly.

"Old Ben some crazy man Luke isn't allowed to see? They don't let Luke do anything. Very strict, I wonder why?" Hux asks.

"I think they were protecting him." Kylo Ren says.

"I briefly forgot you knew Skywalker. Protecting him, from who? Old Ben the crazy old man? Who is the crazy old man? I hope this gets explained." Hux states.

"Blue milk, Sir. Ghastly stuff. Remember when we did those exercises on that planet, ran out of rations and were forced to drink only blue milk for a month?" Phasma notes.

"Ah yes, Phasma, I couldn't stomach the stuff for a long time after that." Hux says.

"And at least Skywalker is going to get to town to get that droid's memory erased. Good thing, too, that droid is a bit too independent." Hux states.

"Sir, if I may, are you feeling sympathetic towards, Skywalker. His not being allowed to go to town unless his uncle says it's ok?" Phasma asks.

"Certainly not, it's just frustrating to see is all." Hux says.

Kylo Ren actually laughs, and it makes Mitaka laugh, but Mitaka only laughs briefly for fear that Kylo Ren will elbow him.

"Sir, I think Luke's uncle would make a fine officer. Look how he orders Luke around." Phasma notes.

"Yes, it's a shame the Empire never got him, he probably would have gotten those inept stormtroopers in shape." Hux replies.

"He's wasted on that farm. Uncle Owen missed his calling to be an Imperial Officer. I really think he would have been a great asset to the Empire. He seems very effective in his handling of Luke." Phasma notes.

"That could explain a few things." Kylo Ren says quietly.

"What was that, Ren?" Hux asks.

"Nothing, Hux." Kylo Ren says.

"Oh, yes, about Skywalker." Hux just shakes it off.

"He has too much of his father in him?" Kylo Ren laughs. "He wishes."

Hux just gives Kylo Ren a look.

"What a frustrated kid." Hux says.

"Who's side are you on, Hux?" says Ren

"Runaway droid!" a stormtrooper in the back says.

"He's actually scared of his uncle. 'Boy am I gonna get it'. I wonder what his punishment would be?" Hux says.

"Probably will take away his blue milk." Says Kylo Ren.

"It is a lovely home, for a desert planet, Sir." Phasma says.

"Luke ran away!" Kylo Ren laughs and laughs and almost falls down.

"Seriously, Ren, calm down. Get yourself together. You groaned when we said we were showing this story. It seems to be about this desert family now. Where are the stormtroopers? Are they looking for these droids? Will the Empire find the droid who ran away? This is almost silly. I can not for the life of me figure out why the editor left in all these homey bits about this family and their farm. What is it they farm? I don't see any crops or well anything?" Hux states.

"There are moisture vaporators, sir, I am sure it was water." Phasma states.

"Oh yes, thank you, Phasma." Hux says.

"They did talk about those, Sir, but I believe that you and Ren were having a discussion at that point, Sir." Phasma stated.

"Thank you, Phasma." Hux says.

"What a crappy speeder!" Kylo Ren says.

"Sand people? I thought his father killed them all in that other holo." Hux said. "Well, it's obvious he isn't a Jedi, at least not yet. He is just a punk kid with no training of any kind it seems. Well, it does seem a bit rough to live on that planet, there is that."

Kylo Ren laughs. He really thought he would hate this holo, but seeing young Uncle Luke has been eye opening and funny to him.

"What did they kill him?" an officer in the back says.

"No, they didn't kill him, he's still out there offending Supreme Leader Snoke!" Hux says.

"What is that? A giant Jawa?" an officer in the back says.

"Oh, it's that guy from the other movie, but older." another officer says. "The freaky ghost man from the other movie as well."

"Obi-Wan Kenobi" says Kylo Ren.

"Who's crazy Ben then?" Hux says. "Oh, he's crazy Ben as well. Why am I not surprised."

"Luke doesn't know him as Obi-Wan Kenobi. Strange. And he said he didn't own a droid before? He had that R-4 unit in that other holo, and this droid? He must have known it as well. Is he a senile crazy old man? What is going on here?" Hux asks.

"I think he was protecting Skywalker." Kylo Ren says trying not to tell too much of what he knew.

"Whatever from?" Hux asks?

"Poor Threepio, he is such a mess." Kylo Ren says quietly.

"What did he say, Mitaka?" Hux asks

"Something about the protocol droid, Sir." Mitaka says.

Hux rolls his eyes, Kylo Ren elbows Mitaka.

"Don't poke your eye out, kid!" An officer laughs.

"He surely has no idea what he is doing with his lightsaber, Ren, you are well, the closest thing we have to someone, who is an expert on a lightsaber. Are you not amazed that he never lost his eye checking this thing out. I mean, look at him? That crazy old man doesn't seem worried either." Hux says.

"I don't know, Hux." Kylo Ren grunts.

"And he doesn't accidentally whack your droid either, Ren. Just swinging that thing around like it's harmless." Hux notes.

"Obi-Wan you LIAR!" Kylo Ren shouts.

"Indeed, Ren, indeed. Telling that boy his father was dead and killed by his father. Yes, I remember that other holo." Hux states.

"Oh, no, not the Force stuff again." an officer says in the back.

"WHO SAID THAT? WHO?" Kylo Ren stood up and shouted looking towards the back.

"Oh sit down, Ren. Sit down." Hux said. "Would the officers in the back please refrain from taunting Ren with the Force, please? You know how it upsets him, and I don't want to have to have more repairs this week." Hux said with a bit of a sigh.

"At least Obi-Wan respected the Force. That part is true." Kylo Ren said in a more calmer fashion. "You group back there should pay attention to what he said, when he wasn't lying about Darth Vader that is."

"Her father begs him to help him against the Empire? I thought her father was Darth Vader, Sir?" Phasma says.

"She meant her other father I think, Phasma." Hux said.

"Yes, don't you remember from the other holo? Viceroy Organa was sending someone to look for his friend the Jedi, and it must have been her, but she somehow also got those plans and that was the reason she sent the droid to him." he caught himself a bit "And it's a historical fact. They didn't know they were brother and sister, Obi-Wan was there watching Luke...they were separated at birth. History and all." Kylo Ren said.

"Oh yes, thank you, Ren. Your New Republic education. And I remember that one holo where she kissed him and we all got sick knowing they were siblings. Thank you." Hux said and sneered.

"They are going to Alderaan. Maybe they will blow up." Mitaka says.

"I'm not sure how close this time in the holo is from when Alderaan is blown up, and well, Skywalker is still alive as far as we know." Hux replies.

"The Death Star! That must be Darth Vader's star destroyer coming upon it, sir." Phasma notes.

"Oh, a conference meeting. Everyone quiet. I want to hear this." Hux says.

"You talk more than anyone in these things." Kylo Ren says under his breath.

"I'm ignoring you, Ren." says Hux. "Oh, Tarkin!"

"And Vader!" Kylo Ren says.

"And the senate is no more, Sirs." says Phasma.

"The ability to destroy a planet, is insignificant to the power of the Force. You would be best to remember that, Hux." Kylo Ren says smugly.

"We shall see, Ren, when we finally use our weapon, we shall see." Hux replies.

"History may repeat itself." Kylo Ren says.

"Whose side are you on, Ren?" Hux says.

"Sssshhhhhhh" goes a chorus in the back.

"Vader is starting to remind me of you a bit, Ren." Hux says with a growl.

Kylo Ren is quiet.

"I feel Tarkin's pain" Hux says as he sees Tarkin insist Vader release the poor General Motti.

"We will crush the rebellion with one swift stroke! Just like we will do to the New Republic!" Hux says standing up and the audience stands up and cheers. Kylo Ren sits in a stoic manner.

"Blast points accurate, with those stormtroopers? Amusing, Sir." Captain Phasma says.

"Well, they may have been Vader's stormtroopers, they seemed a bit more skilled than the Imperial stormtroopers we have seen thus far, Phasma." Hux replied.

"Perhaps." answers Phasma

"He's not really stopping, Luke, and he could. He is letting him go home. If he was so worried, he would have stopped him with the Force. So cruel, Obi-Wan, so cruel." Kylo Ren says.

"What are you on about, Ren?" Hux says. "Oh, his family is dead. I take it you knew that before. Understood. I suppose Luke's uncle was no match for the Empire after all. I had high hopes for him being an officer. He had the command of a good leader."

"Well, not if he is a crispy mess he doesn't, Sir." replied Phasma.

"Quite." answered Hux.

"Quiet everyone, it's Vader." Kylo Ren said, then he sank into the chair for some reason. "Why did he need that interrogation droid? He could have tried to use the Force with his mind. I don't understand. Oh, what I am saying, of course it wouldn't work on HER.."

"It may have been standard procedure, Ren. It may be possible his Force powers were different than yours." Hux stated.

"But Darth Vader was supposed to be the most powerful Force user ever!" Kylo Ren gets emotional.

"I am sure there were reasons, Ren. Calm down. Really, Ren. Really." Hux replies.

"Maybe it was some Sith Lord code or something of that nature. I will let it go, for now." Kylo Ren said.

"Phasma didn't even notice they were inside the Death Star." Hux said.

"I did, but I was so tuned into what was going on, Sir." Phasma said.

"Your protocol droid is being very respectful, burning the bodies of those Jawas, Ren." Hux said mockingly.

"He's not my protocol droid, Hux." Kylo Ren said through his teeth and his mask voice box.

"I see, I think Obi-Wan was manipulating Luke into going to see his family, so he would go with him. Kenobi having been a General in the Clone Wars would know how to manipulate his men, or in this case, man, or boy or what have you, into learning that it was important to go with him. Very brilliant on Kenobi's part, I must say." Hux notes.

"Perhaps that is why he allowed him to go. I will give you that. I just didn't understand why he didn't stop him." Kylo Ren said.

"See, now he is all set to go get blown up on Alderaan." Hux replies.

"What is he doing to those stormtroopers to make them say what he says, Sir?" Captain Phasma states.

"It's a mind trick. You have never seen me use one?" Kylo Ren says.

"Oh, of course, I didn't realize." Phasma says.

Kylo Ren just sighs

"Skywalker looks like he has never seen one before. He looks confused, but then, his uncle wouldn't let him see the crazy old man." Hux said. "What a dusty, dirty town."

Kylo Ren sinks down in his seat.

"What a dive this place is. I hope I never catch any of my troops in a place like this. Certainly they could have found a more respectable establishment." Hux notes. "Skywalker is obviously an innocent young kid at this point, and crazy old man takes him here? Here? Well, at least your droid is spared, he isn't even allowed in." Hux says mockingly.

"You can stop calling him my droid, HUX." Kylo Ren says.

"I would, but it amuses me." Hux replies.

"So many aliens. Ugh." Captain Phasma says with disgust.

"And they don't all speak basic. Ugh. I can not for the life of me understand most of them. What are they speaking?" Hux asks.

"Most of them are speaking Huttese, Hux." Kylo Ren says.

"Huttese? How can we understand this?" Hux says.

"I can understand some Huttese." Kylo Ren says.

"Really? Was that part of your New Republic education?" Hux said.

"Not really, but you could say I picked some of it up." Kylo Ren said.

"Well tell me something in Huttese, then?" Hux said.

"Tooska chai mani." Kylo Ren said.

"Fascinating, what does it mean." Hux said.

"Just say that to the next person you meet who only speaks Huttese, it's a kind of greeting." Kylo Ren says.

Mitaka whispers in Kylo Ren's mask where his ear is."What does that mean, Sir."

Kylo Ren whispers to Mitaka. "Your mother is a Tusken chief's whore."

Mitaka laughs.

"Did you just teach me a Huttese curse word? Really, Ren." Hux says.

"Sleemo" Kylo Ren says to Hux.

"What does that mean, Ren? Really, tell me?" Hux said.

"Slimeball" Kylo Ren replies.

"So all you know is Huttese insults? Really, Ren." Hux replies. "Who raised you?"

"Jee no hagwa bonta goo. You really don't want to know what most of these people are saying anyway, Hux. It would be beneath you." Kylo Ren replies.

"Old crazy man is now talking to a Wookiee, and he understands him. Maybe it's a Force thing." Hux says.

"The Wookiee isn't speaking Huttese, it's Shyriiwook." Kylo Ren says. 'And I know that Wookiee' he says to himself.

"Can you speak that?" Hux asks.

"No, but I can understand quite a bit of it." Kylo Ren says.

"Fascinating. Maybe you don't need a protocol droid." Hux says.

"I don't know six million forms of communication, HUX." Kylo Ren says.

"Oh look, now they are picking on Skywalker and he is letting them, Sir." Phasma says.

"No one translated this. It might be handy, Ren. I would think whoever put this together may have actually gone to the trouble to translate the non basic for us." Hux said with anger.

"It probably wasn't important anyway, Sir." Phasma said.

"You are probably right, Phasma. Oh look, crazy old man just cut off that alien's arm with his lightsaber. I imagine if the stormtroopers find out, they will put him in prison or kill him now. The whole Jedi hiding thing he was doing." Hux said.

"Don't they have a no weapons rule in this establishment, Sir?" Phasma said.

"I don't think criminals care." Hux said.

"That wound should have been cauterized! There should be no blood. Why was there blood? Lightsabers cauterize wounds? It makes no sense." Kylo Ren said with anger clutching his fist.

"I don't know, Ren, maybe he got cut with something else as well, and there was a blaster shot." Hux said. "Don't get excited, Ren."

"Nice band" A stormtrooper says in the back.

Kylo Ren sinks in his chair again as the group walks toward a table.

"Oh, that's the pilot from the other holo, the one that evaded the Imperials in the asteroid field." Hux remarks. "Then that must be the same wookiee as well."

"He seems arrogant, Sir." Phasma says.

"Young Luke seems arrogant as well." notes Hux. "I assume he has never left that planet from the look of him."

"And our stormtroopers have found our Jedi. Good work, Empire." Phasma says with a pleased manner.

"What are they hiding under the table? Where did they go?" Hux asks.

"Ok, Ren, what is he saying to Solo?" Hux asks.

"Are you going somewhere. It's too late, you should have paid him when you had the chance...Jabba has a bounty on your head...bounty hunters are looking for you everywhere... I'm lucky to be the one that found you.. give me the money and I will forget I saw you...Jabba's done...He has no time for dirty smugglers like you...Who drop shipments when they see Imperials...You can tell that to Jabba he might only take your ship...I hate you Hux...That's the idea...I have waited for this for a long time...and then he's dead." Kylo Ren says.

"Poor green Rodian didn't even have a chance to get a shot in. Thank you, Ren, and Ren, I hate you, too." Hux said with a smile. "I'm still amazed that you knew what he said though."

Kylo Ren grumbles.

"Oh good, I was wondering when we were going to get back to the Death Star and out of that dingy cantina. Really, we spent too much time in there, Sir." Phasma noted.

"Indeed." Said Kylo Ren.

"See, even with that droid they couldn't get into her head. You were correct, Ren. How did you know that?" Hux said.

Kylo Ren was quiet. "Obviously, she is strong with the Force, Hux. Haven't you paid attention to your notes, and the previous holo."

"Did you ever meet her, since you trained with her brother, Ren?" Hux asks.

"Well, it looks like they are working towards blowing up Alderaan." Kylo Ren said, trying to change the subject. "See how clever the droids are?"

"Those droids, Ren, really. You say you don't want a droid, but you keep talking about them." Hux says. "OK, Ren, I admit it, that protocol droid is amusing. Fighting with the astromech droid. I will give you that."

"And they had trouble selling his crappy speeder." Phasma laughs slightly.

"What a piece of junk." Kylo Ren laughs.

"Seriously, these stormtroopers can not hit him? There is only one man with a blaster, and they don't even graze him." Hux is baffled.

"I can't believe that wookiees really say anything. That's a language? He is saying words, Sir?" Phasma says.

"Yes." Kylo Ren says.

"But the Empire enslaved them and didn't believe they were intelligent. How do you know they say words?" Hux says.

"I told you I know some Shyriiwook, Hux. I actually spent some time on Kashyyyk when I was young, just drop it, Hux." Kylo Ren said.

"Who would want to go to Kashyyyk?" Hux asks shaking his head.

"And the Imperials are following them. This pilot is too angry, but he seems to like being angry, sir." Phasma says.

"Apparently." Hux says.

"See, Tarkin smelled, Hux, you didn't believe me." Kylo Ren said.

"I swear I never heard that before, must be New Republic propaganda, or the word of that so called 'Princess'" Hux growled.

"She is very brave, and authoritative and she is the twin of that whiny kid on the ship? I can see where upbringing does have a lot to do with how one holds themselves. Why my operation here is so tight and mature. We have held these values in the First Order since birth. Unlike whatever Ren came from where he is teaching us low insults in the lesser languages of other worlds." Hux says.

"Vader is holding her, he is actually holding her." Kylo Ren says with an almost awe.

Hux knowing his fascination with Vader just pushes it aside as one of Ren's strange quirks.

"HE MADE HER WATCH!" Kylo Ren stands up and yells, then sits down.

"Really, Ren. I want to see this." Hux says. "This may be where we find ourselves dealing with the Republic and the lowsome Resistance."

Kylo Ren says to himself 'Monster' and grips his fists.

"What's wrong with the crazy old man?" Hux asks.

"He felt the destruction of Alderaan." Kylo Ren says quietly.

"He felt that, in hyperspace far away? Really?" Hux says. "I don't believe it."

"See, he says as much, HUX." Kylo Ren says.

"The droid is upset at the wookiee for cheating? Ren, when you visited Kashyyyk, did you ever see a wookiee rip off someone's arms out of their sockets." Hux asks.

Kylo Ren doesn't say anything.

"He gets to practice with his lightsaber. And it shoots him in the rear. You ever practice with a remote, Ren?" Hux asks.

"Yes, a long time ago." Kylo Ren replies.

"Did it shoot you in the rear?" Hux asks.

Kylo Ren says nothing and clenches his fist.

"Do you mind if I leave, Hux. I have had enough of this holofilm." Kylo Ren exclaims.

"Oh please stay, Ren. Your input has been most valuable." Hux.

"I really would rather mediate." Kylo Ren replies.

"Stay." Hux says.

Kylo Ren gives in reluctantly. This is torture. Extreme torture.

"See? Crazy old man is giving Jedi tips." Hux replies.

"Obi-Wan Kenobi, and he may be a liar, but he is not a 'crazy old man'" Kylo Ren says.

"Solo doesn't seem to like your Jedi/Force stuff. Crazy old man though is laughing at him." Hux said. "I wonder if he believed when Vader took his blaster out of his hand in that previous holo. I must admit, Ren, there is something to it."

Kylo Ren just rolls his eyes under his mask and says "E chu ta!"

Mitaka whispers to Kylo Ren "What does that mean, Sir."

Kylo Ren whispers back "Go F*** Yourself."

Mitaka sinks into his seat.

"Oh the shield. I remember the man with the stick in the other holo who was blind. Fascinating." Hux says.

"The Force at work, Hux." Kylo Ren says.

"Why am I surprised she lied about the base. I am surprised Tarkin was surprised about it. Vader isn't surprised though." Hux said.

"Another asteroid field? Oh it's Alderaan, Sir." Phasma says.

"The Death Star must not have been common knowledge among the citizens of the galaxy, though at this point, we know the rebellion was aware of it. Look how surprised they are by it. It is magnificent. They did rebuild space stations later on, during the New Republic right?" Hux asks.

"Yes, with some of the parts of the Death Star." Kylo Ren said.

"Scavengers." Hux said. "That 'thing' dangling above their heads, what is that? Part of the ship falling off?"

Kylo Ren knows what it is and says nothing.

"It's kind of annoying, Sir. I am really surprised this ship doesn't fall apart in space, between this and the other holo." Phasma replies.

"What is the wookiee saying, Ren?" Hux asks.

"I'm trying, I'm trying to." Kylo Ren tells him. "I'm not your translator, Hux. I'm sorry I ever told you I understood him."

Hux smiles to himself almost glad he is annoying Ren.

"Well, Sir, it looks like we might get to see a bit more of the Death Star, I hope." Phasma says.

"Did Vader know she was his daughter, it seems he keeps stalling her death? I mean it really seems that way." Hux says.

"He didn't know." Kylo Ren said, then thinking quick "Didn't you watch the other holo? He was more into capturing Skywalker, he didn't seem to know. He's Darth Vader, I imagine he was just being sensible about how important a pawn she as in the rebellion."

"I suppose you are right, Ren." Hux said with reluctance.

"What did you say, Hux? I'm right?" Kylo Ren laughs.

Hux sneers at him.

"He senses Kenobi. Kenobi had been his Jedi master." Kylo Ren remarks.

"Where are they? Did they jettison out in escape pods?" Hux says baffled. "Oh, he's a criminal, of course they have hiding places on the ship. Very clever. No wonder he survived. I have to say it's kind of disappointing to know that they do survive. That's what I liked about the other holo. I assumed they would all die, and they did. That was satisfying."

"Seriously, Sir? I know they are the enemy, but it's a bit..." Phasma said.

"Oh don't get me wrong, I have respect for life, it's just well, it spoils it for me is all." Hux said.

"Quite, Sir, we just have to be surprised as to how they get out of this dilemma to survive another day." Phasma notes.

"Indeed, Phasma, indeed."

"Dopo me goola" said Kylo Ren

"Oh, Ren, stop showing off." Hux sneered.

Mitaka whispered. "What does that mean, Sir."

Kylo Ren whispered back "I've got a bad feeling about this."

To Be Continued...