Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach, nor do I own Pokémon.
Bleachimon Chapter 1: It All Had To Start Somewhere
Ichigo had just returned from Soul Society after saving Rukia for the last time. It had been a long day and he just wanted some rest. When he finally arrived at home, he let out a big sigh and went to sleep.
Meanwhile in another dimension…
"How does it work?"
"You see Bill, the answer to your question is simple. The storage device or "PC" as it is commonly known as, works by warping an object, specifically pokemon, into 16 different 'subspaces' or points in a wormhole between our dimension and a whole different dimension; that's the theory anyway…"
"do you really believe that there is a whole different dimension?"
"Yes, and not just 1 dimension, MANY different dimensions!"
"Really? You think so?"
"Yes I know so."
"Dad what would happen if a pokemon left the subspace and went into a different dimension?"
"Oh, that is why this system creates barriers around these subspaces."
"But what would happen if a barrier broke?"
"Well if one of them did brake, the subspace would be destroyed, causing the wormhole to become a temporary one-way route; and a temporary black hole would appear in a random spot in that dimension, sucking in everything around it for 5 minutes. Then the black hole would close up and everything that was sucked in would travel through a worm-hole and a white-hole would appear in a random spot in this dimension, releasing everything thing that was sucked in on the other end."
"Wow!"
"Yeah, wow."
"How would something like that happen?"
"If something like that were possible, it would have to be an intoxicating substance; intoxicating enough to force the machine to malfunction and destroy a barrier"
"You're going to have to learn all this if you want to follow in my footste—"
He was just about to finish when Team Rocket burst in the door to steal this amazing device.
"Prepare for trouble!"
"And make it double!"
"To prepare the world for devastation!"
"To unite all people within our nation!"
"To denounce the evils truth and love!"
"To extend our reach to the stars above!"
"Jesse!"
"James!"
"Team Rocket! Blast off at the speed of light!"
"Surrender now or prepare to fight!"
"Meowth! That's right!"
Now Bill and his dad knew Team Rocket was trouble; Because it was everywhere on the news! Fortunately they had never experienced Team Rocket... …until now. Bill was terrified; his dad had to think and he had to do it fast. His dad did the first thing that came to mind… …he winged it.
"Bill! Grab the device and Rrrrruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnn!"
"But—"
"Nnnnoooooooooooooooooowwww!"
"Y-Yes sir!"
As Bill 'RAN FOR HIS LIFE' his dad said "Look a distraction!" and soon enough, they were looking at the distraction.
They stared at it for 15 seconds and Jesse(the smart one) finally said "You know what, this is ridiculous!"
James(the idi- excuse me, imbusule) replied "Um, I kinda wanna stare some more…" Meanwhile Meowth was in a trance, still staring.
"Get your butt over here, and help me chase them!"
"But—"
"Nnnnoooooooooooooooowwwwww!"
"Y-Yes mam!"
As Meowth finally awoke from his trance and saw Jesse and James running off without him to his left, and Bill running towards him to his right (apparently everyone had been running in a counter-clock wise circle) Meowth suddenly realized that Jesse and James were running the wrong way (James was leading the way [an idiotic decision on Jesse's part too]) and yelled out "Hey! You're going the wrong way!"
They immediately turned around; however James kept on going until Jesse turned around got James and dragged him back to Bill. Jesse, James and Meowth cornered him in an alley and Jesse said "Now hand over the machine if you don't want things to get ugly."
James said "Yeah."
Jesse replied "Shut up."
Bill's dad had just showed up and said "Nooooo! Don't give it to them!"
Jesse sighed and said "Why do we always have to do this the hard way?"
Unfortunately Bill didn't have any Pokemon, but his dad did. Jesse sent her pokemon before Bill's dad could and immediately commanded it to attack.
"Arbok, poison jab!" Jesse said but Arbok's attack missed and hit the device.
The explosion was so large it blasted them into the stratosphere. As Team Rocket blasted off they simultaneously said "Looks like Team Rocket's blasting off again!
Meanwhile, in Ichigo's dimension…
Ichigo had just woke up from his three day nap (apparently Kon said he kept "hearing noises" so he kept freaking out every five minutes and Ichigo kept waking up only to smack Kon in the head and tell him "Shut up!" [that's the problem with having an annoying talking stuffed animal in your closet]) and decided he wanted waffles for breakfast.
He walked over to the fridge and was about to open it when Rukia who had also slept for three days (she had it worse, because she was right next to Kon) walked over and said "what's for breakfast?"
Ichigo replied "well I was just about to make waffles" and then opened the refrigerator when a black hole opened out of their fridge and sucked Ichigo, Rukia and Kon in (and of all places, yes, it opened up in their fridge).
Editor's Notes
This series is off to a great start and I will probably make a lot of chapters.
I want this series to be hilarious, yet at the same time, I want this series to be what you, the readers, want out of it.
I am open to suggestions and ideas for this story.
Please send me reviews.
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