"'It's just some kid...' I thought to myself. Happy again to be away from the Dursleys, I returned to my beloved Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Of course there were the typical new kids, but the first years this year were a little different...
One named Michael Bond followed me around for a week before I paid him to stop, and a girl named Eleanor Denglepuss sent me flowers till I paid her to stop to. But there was one kid that freaked me out the most. In my fifth year now, I vaguely remembered what I looked like in first, but this kid named Gary Sotter must have looked EXACTLY like me. It wasn't just his image either. The way he talked and the way he acted reminded me so much of myself, it gave me chills. Poor kid, I'd hate to look like me... wait... that didn't come out right... hold on... thinks extremely hard ok... I don't know how that came out... lets just forget about it OK? Ok... where was I... oh, yes. Poor, poor kid... Girls would stop him in the hall asking for his autograph but when he gave them it, they would say 'Oh, I thought you were Harry.'
I guess that it's nice to have other people get the attention for once.
It was bad enough the kid was my exact double, but did he have to be... weird I guess is the only good word... too? Weird not as in happy go lucky weird like Ron, but weird as in fruity weird.
Not only did he look like me, but to have a thang... not a thing but a thang for me too?! Life is cruel enough chasing Voldemort off 24-7. Now I have my mirror image stalking me."
- Harry Potter, Diary of,
"I couldn't believe it! Everything fun happens to Harry... Why can't I get a little of the limelight? Hold on, I'm sounding like Ron. smacks self. Ok... get a hold of yourself, Hermione... Ok. Diary, Life has been so hard... actually easy. I've been coasting through classes so easily, and I've seem to become quite popular. Now that people don't see my HUGE teeth since I had a shrinking 'incident' with them earlier... people think I'm perty... I mean pretty... pretty... Either that or people just like me because I hang out with Potter."
-Hermione Granger, Diary of,
"I like cheese."
-Ronald Weasly, Diary of,
