Alice Orihime
The Rabbit Kon
Tweedledum Yuzu
Tweedledee Karin
Little Bill Hanataro
Caterpillar Uryu
Cook Isshin
Duchess Matsumoto
Baby Hitsugaya
Cheshire Cat Yoruichi
Mad Hatter Ichigo
March Hare Renji
Dormouse Chad
Cards Jinta and Ururu
Queen of Hearts Kukakku
King of Hearts Ganju
Knave of Hearts Rukia
Alice's Sister Tatsuki (in the original 'Alice in Wonderland, it was Alice's sister that woke her up. In this story, it's just a friend who wakes her up.)
One day, an innocent, yet 'well endowed' young lady named Orihime Inoue was in the park with her best friend, Tatsuki Arisawa. It was a beautiful day, so they decided to sit by a tree and read a book assigned to them by.
"So, Orihime, do you want to read it or should I?" Tatsuki asked her slightly sleepy friend.
"Oh, Tatsuki, how about you read? I like it better when you do."
Tatsuki agreed and began to read as Orihime nodded off, listening to her voice. But, suddenly, there was a little plushy lion that went running right past them.
"I'm late!" He kept repeating to himself, constantly checking his watch.
Wanting to help him, the young lady got up and followed him into the woods. She kept up with him until he ducked into a hole. Not wanting to lose him, she dived in after him, but got stuck in the entrance because her boobs were too big to fit.
She struggled to get in, listening to his voice grow quieter and quieter. With one final pull and exhalation of air, the girl fell through, falling down the hole.
Looking down, she saw a spot of light getting bigger and bigger. She braced herself as her bottom hit dirt ground, and she tumbled out onto the marble floor.
She started walking toward the end of the hall that had a chandelier; the end that was lit. Under the chandelier was a glass table in front of a curtain.
Orihime approaches the table and sees a gold key on the table. Being curious, the draws the curtains and sees a small door that didn't reach past her shins. She grabs the key and tries to put the key in the key hole, but the doorknob started talking.
"What are you doing?" It asks her in a harsh, demanding voice. "Don't just shove things into people's mouths without asking!"
Taken back, Orihime stared at it with a confused look on her face. "I-I'm sorry, I didn't mean to." She looked at the key, then back at the doorknob. "Could I please use this key to unlock you?"
The knob though for a moment before answering. "No."
"Please, mister doorknob?" She pleaded. "I need to get to the other side." After thinking for a moment, she wasn't sure why she needed to pass. All she knew was that it needed to be done.
"Ugh, fine, but if you're going to do that, call me by my name. My name is Totte." He informed her. "And who are you?"
Author's note: 'totte' is Japanese for 'knob'.
"I'm Orihime Inoue. It's a pleasure to meet you, Mr. Totte."
He rolled his eyes, then transformed back into a regular, faceless doorknob. She inserted the key, which fit perfectly, then opened the door.
On the other side was a beautiful garden. She wanted to go into it, but she couldn't fit through the doorway.
She turned around, back to the table and saw a small vial of liquid. Upon examining it, she saw the label read 'DRINK ME'. Since the girl always does as she's told, she put the key down, popped the top, and drank it.
Suddenly, she got really dizzy and fell on her butt. She looked around and noticed everything getting bigger. No, nothing was getting bigger; she was shrinking!
When things started to settle down, she stood up and ran to the door, but it was locked. She checked the pockets in her pink and white flower-patterned skirt, but couldn't find the key. She looked all around her, but to no avail.
"Psst." Whispered a familiar voice. She spun around and saw Mr. Totte again. "Orihime, look up."
She did as he said, and saw the key on top of the table. "Oh, no! The key! I left it up there!" She started to feel scared and started getting upset.
"Orihime, look over there, by the curtain."
She wiped her face and looked over and saw a smaller table with a cake on it. She stood up and walked over and saw the cake with the icing spelling "EAT ME", and proceeded to munch on the cake.
