Hello Everyone. This will be my second fan fic. Not much of a fanfic as a torture time for cats we hate and made up cats!! I will be your host WarriorDude. Today is the cat we all LOVE soooooo much, Firestar.

WarriorDude: Firestar, welcome. Please take a seat.

Firestar: No thanks.

WarriorDude: Take a seat right now or else. *claps paws*
*giant pool of smily faces pops out of nowhere*

Firestar: *shrieks* Smiley faces! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Ok, I'll sit.

WarriorDude: Very good. Thank you. Now, this is a dare or dare thing all right? No truth.

Firestar: Yes sir.

WarriorDude: Good, I like that.

Firestar: Thank you.

WarriorDude: Thank you what?

Firestar: Thank you sir.

WarriorDude: Good. Anyway your dare is to get a sex change and marry Dovekit.

Firestar: What! What's the other one?

WarriorDude: Telling Sandstorm you licked Dustpelt's nipple and enjoyed it.

Firestar: Oh my Starclan. How am I supposed to choose?

WarriorDude: There is an alternate thing. . . .

Firestar: *kisses WarriorDude's paws* What is it, please tell me.

WarriorDude: *smugly* You do both of them.

Firestar: All right, you're messed up, I'm outta here.
*Takes one step and falls into pool of Smiley faces*

Firestar: *screams* HELP!!!!

WarriorDude: Will you do a dare?

Firestar: Yes, I promise. Get me OUT OF HERE!

WarriorDude: *claps paws*

Firestar: All right, I choose . . . . . .

WarriorDude: Hurry up, we don't have all day. Choose or into the smileys you go.

Firestar: All right, I choose telling Sandstorm.

WarriorDude: Very Good. *claps paws*
*WarriorDude and Firestar have teleported to Thunderclan Camp*

WarriorDude: Did I mention you had to announce it to the whole clan?

Firestar: NO WAY! I won't do it.

WarriorDude: All right then, choose Dovekit or smileys.

Firestar: *pales* I'll do this dare.
*Firestar climbs onto Highledge*

Firestar: All cats old enough to catch their own prey join me under Highledge for a clan meeting.

WarriorDude: *rubs paws* muhahahahahaha! This is going to be good.

Firestar: Sandstorm, I have to tell you something.

Sandstorm: *suspiously* What is it?

Firestar: *gulps* I licked Dustpelts nipple and liked it.

Rest of clan and Sandstorm: *silence*

Sandstorm: You little!
*Sounds of pain was heard while the camera shows a choir of kits singing because it was too bloody for the next 24 hours*

Sandstorm: All right Dustpelt, your next.

*For the next 24 hours, Dustpelt was mangled*

WarriorDude: hehe, well, that's your show for today, see you next time!

How do you think guys. R&R and tell me who I should torture next. I'm definitely gonna do Ashfur, Hollyleaf, Crowfeather and Leafpool.