Hello Everyone. This will be my second fan fic. Not much of a fanfic as a torture time for cats we hate and made up cats!! I will be your host WarriorDude. Today is the cat we all LOVE soooooo much, Firestar.
WarriorDude: Firestar, welcome. Please take a seat.
Firestar: No thanks.
WarriorDude: Take a seat right now or else. *claps paws*
*giant pool of smily faces pops out of nowhere*
Firestar: *shrieks* Smiley faces! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! Ok, I'll sit.
WarriorDude: Very good. Thank you. Now, this is a dare or dare thing all right? No truth.
Firestar: Yes sir.
WarriorDude: Good, I like that.
Firestar: Thank you.
WarriorDude: Thank you what?
Firestar: Thank you sir.
WarriorDude: Good. Anyway your dare is to get a sex change and marry Dovekit.
Firestar: What! What's the other one?
WarriorDude: Telling Sandstorm you licked Dustpelt's nipple and enjoyed it.
Firestar: Oh my Starclan. How am I supposed to choose?
WarriorDude: There is an alternate thing. . . .
Firestar: *kisses WarriorDude's paws* What is it, please tell me.
WarriorDude: *smugly* You do both of them.
Firestar: All right, you're messed up, I'm outta here.
*Takes one step and falls into pool of Smiley faces*
Firestar: *screams* HELP!!!!
WarriorDude: Will you do a dare?
Firestar: Yes, I promise. Get me OUT OF HERE!
WarriorDude: *claps paws*
Firestar: All right, I choose . . . . . .
WarriorDude: Hurry up, we don't have all day. Choose or into the smileys you go.
Firestar: All right, I choose telling Sandstorm.
WarriorDude: Very Good. *claps paws*
*WarriorDude and Firestar have teleported to Thunderclan Camp*
WarriorDude: Did I mention you had to announce it to the whole clan?
Firestar: NO WAY! I won't do it.
WarriorDude: All right then, choose Dovekit or smileys.
Firestar: *pales* I'll do this dare.
*Firestar climbs onto Highledge*
Firestar: All cats old enough to catch their own prey join me under Highledge for a clan meeting.
WarriorDude: *rubs paws* muhahahahahaha! This is going to be good.
Firestar: Sandstorm, I have to tell you something.
Sandstorm: *suspiously* What is it?
Firestar: *gulps* I licked Dustpelts nipple and liked it.
Rest of clan and Sandstorm: *silence*
Sandstorm: You little!
*Sounds of pain was heard while the camera shows a choir of kits singing because it was too bloody for the next 24 hours*
Sandstorm: All right Dustpelt, your next.
*For the next 24 hours, Dustpelt was mangled*
WarriorDude: hehe, well, that's your show for today, see you next time!
How do you think guys. R&R and tell me who I should torture next. I'm definitely gonna do Ashfur, Hollyleaf, Crowfeather and Leafpool.
