Sup. This is my second story and this one is a one-shot. Enjoy.

I do not own Naruto

Key

Sasuke

Shikamaru

Ino

Sakura

Kakashi

Valentine's Day

(Inside Kakashi's homeroom class)

Ah, Valentines Day, the day of love.

Yeah, don't you just love Valentines Day Sasuke-kun?

No.

Ha, your boyfriend sucks Sakura. I know you love Valentines Day Shika-kun.

It's too troublesome.

WHAT! How could you guys not love Valentines Day?

Would you guys quiet down while I'm trying to read?

Sorry Kakashi-sensei, but they just told us that they don't like Valentine's Day.

Really? Would you two like to come to the front of the class to elaborate?

Hn. Fine.

Troublesome. Alright.

Valentines Day is the biggest Hallmark Holiday known to mankind.

To put it simply for you stupid people out there, the holiday was created mainly for money-making purposes.

Women go insane and become engulfed in their emotions for 'love', while stupid, infatuated men run around trying to find gifts for their significant other in order to "prove their love" and fulfill the 'meaning' for that one day.

Actually the very truth behind Valentines Day is part of a government conspiracy to get humans to breed and build up the nation's population.

Also meaning that Valentines Day is a reminder to all people that love and being in a relationship is a 'society norm', that if you are not in a relationship, you should you should take this day as a chance to try to be in one.

While people's thoughts are clouded by emotions and their hormones go insane in anticipation for sex, attention is drawn away from the government.

Then, those who are left out from the mating game fall into depression or jealousy, and possibly end up committing suicide: another government plan of cutting out the useless.

Oh, and stay away from those candy hearts. I heard they give you cancer or something.

Look whose talking, chain-smoker…

So, conclusion it rally is just a meaningless holiday.

Very persuasive. You may both sit down.

Whatever.

Troublesome.

So does that mean that you didn't get me anything Sasuke-kun?

Here.

Roses! Thank you Sasuke-kun. (Kiss)

I love you.

I love you too! (Make out)

What about you Shika-kun?

Troublesome here.

Chocolate! Thanks Shika-kun! (Kiss)

THE END

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