When The Host Club Meets Harry Potter

Hey, peoples. My friend has been making me read Harry Potter, and so I thought that it was only best to make fun of it. This is also the Ouran High School Host Club, and by my name, I think that you'll be able to tell that I like that show. Here's the skit I made.

At Music Room #3

Tamaki: (I've decided that he should be a gay, overly dramatic Brit, if that's correct.) Haruhi! Where are you, you little rascal!? We're not done playing our FABULICIOUS game of Who Looks Better As A Transvestite! Gender Bender! I think I'm really pulling off this bikini though, don't you?

Haruhi is throwing up all of her fancy tuna.

Tamaki: No you silly! We don't throw up until after lunch. Goodness, you little eager beaver. I know it's fun, but you're just going to have to wait.

Haruhi: (Sounds like she does in the show) Please put your clothes back on.

Haruhi throws up some more.

Hikaru and Kaoru: ( Sound the way they do in the show) Yeah boss. The fan girls will be coming soon, and I don't think that throwing up will make them want to come back.

Twins hand him a uniform.

Tamaki: Fine, I'll go change, but only if Kyoya helps me.

Kyoya sighs and follows him to the changing room.

Kyoya and Tamaki in the changing room.

Kyoya: (Sounds like he does in the show, except has a deeper and more evil voice) And why can't you get changed by yourself?

Tamaki: Because, it's no fun.

Kyoya: Ok, that's it. I'm gone.

Kyoya tries to leave, but Tamaki quickly drags him back.

Kyoya: Let go of me, you dumb ass!

Back in the main part of the room.

Honey: (Sounds squeakier then he does in the show) I hope their OK.

Oh course he's eating cake.

Mori: (Not as "ugh" as he is in the show) Honey, you're going to get fat, go eat some celery.

Honey throws Mori against a wall.

Honey: Fuck celery!

Mori: Eat it!

Mori shoves celery in Honey's mouth and makes him eat it.

Honey instantly gains five pounds.

Honey: Stupid, healthy food makes me fat!

Someone comes in making everyone look. (Tamaki and Kyoya are now out of the room)

Tamaki: Oh my God! It's Harry Potter. I accidentally stepped on Ron before and then Crayon Man tried to attack me with his colorful wax of awful taste!

Haruhi: Haven't you stepped on Belzenef before? Oh my lumberjacks, are you Nekozawa's bffle?

Harry: No.

Hikaru and Kaoru: Are you mentally challenged? You don't speak much.

Harry: I'm not mentally challenged, I've got wizard angst.

Hikaru: Oh my GEBUS! Stay away from us!

Hikaru and Kaoru hide in a corner.

Kaoru: We've seen this from the Potter Puppet Pals! He's going to feed us to Voldemort! Please don't hurt us.

Harry: I'll do what ever I want 'cause I'm Harry Potter.

Hikaru and Kaoru: Oh my GRAPEFRUITS, he's even more evil in real life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Tamaki: Well, we can't have you around, so you need to leave!

Harry: Minions, ATTACK!

Ginny and Colin run after Tamaki, but are quickly kicked in the face by Mori and fly against the wall.

Ron and Hermione come in.

Ron: Oh no, wizard angst!

Hermione: Harry, we're in deep shit as it is. We only came here to look for Snape's button.

Harry: Fuck the button. I've got bigger problems. These things stepped on Ron.

Tamaki: Well, if you didn't leave your crap lying around, it wouldn't be stepped on.

Ron gasps.

Harry: MUDBLOOD!

Tamaki: I don't even know what the fuck that means. If you're going to insult someone, do it correctly. Dick!

Hermione and Ron look questioningly at Harry.

Hikaru and Kaoru: Your friends are fucking dumb asses if the don't know what that means.

Hermione: Stand back, I've got a good one. Purple Potato Goats!

Ron begins clapping but stops when Harry glares.