When The Host Club Meets Harry Potter
Hey, peoples. My friend has been making me read Harry Potter, and so I thought that it was only best to make fun of it. This is also the Ouran High School Host Club, and by my name, I think that you'll be able to tell that I like that show. Here's the skit I made.
At Music Room #3
Tamaki: (I've decided that he should be a gay, overly dramatic Brit, if that's correct.) Haruhi! Where are you, you little rascal!? We're not done playing our FABULICIOUS game of Who Looks Better As A Transvestite! Gender Bender! I think I'm really pulling off this bikini though, don't you?
Haruhi is throwing up all of her fancy tuna.
Tamaki: No you silly! We don't throw up until after lunch. Goodness, you little eager beaver. I know it's fun, but you're just going to have to wait.
Haruhi: (Sounds like she does in the show) Please put your clothes back on.
Haruhi throws up some more.
Hikaru and Kaoru: ( Sound the way they do in the show) Yeah boss. The fan girls will be coming soon, and I don't think that throwing up will make them want to come back.
Twins hand him a uniform.
Tamaki: Fine, I'll go change, but only if Kyoya helps me.
Kyoya sighs and follows him to the changing room.
Kyoya and Tamaki in the changing room.
Kyoya: (Sounds like he does in the show, except has a deeper and more evil voice) And why can't you get changed by yourself?
Tamaki: Because, it's no fun.
Kyoya: Ok, that's it. I'm gone.
Kyoya tries to leave, but Tamaki quickly drags him back.
Kyoya: Let go of me, you dumb ass!
Back in the main part of the room.
Honey: (Sounds squeakier then he does in the show) I hope their OK.
Oh course he's eating cake.
Mori: (Not as "ugh" as he is in the show) Honey, you're going to get fat, go eat some celery.
Honey throws Mori against a wall.
Honey: Fuck celery!
Mori: Eat it!
Mori shoves celery in Honey's mouth and makes him eat it.
Honey instantly gains five pounds.
Honey: Stupid, healthy food makes me fat!
Someone comes in making everyone look. (Tamaki and Kyoya are now out of the room)
Tamaki: Oh my God! It's Harry Potter. I accidentally stepped on Ron before and then Crayon Man tried to attack me with his colorful wax of awful taste!
Haruhi: Haven't you stepped on Belzenef before? Oh my lumberjacks, are you Nekozawa's bffle?
Harry: No.
Hikaru and Kaoru: Are you mentally challenged? You don't speak much.
Harry: I'm not mentally challenged, I've got wizard angst.
Hikaru: Oh my GEBUS! Stay away from us!
Hikaru and Kaoru hide in a corner.
Kaoru: We've seen this from the Potter Puppet Pals! He's going to feed us to Voldemort! Please don't hurt us.
Harry: I'll do what ever I want 'cause I'm Harry Potter.
Hikaru and Kaoru: Oh my GRAPEFRUITS, he's even more evil in real life!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tamaki: Well, we can't have you around, so you need to leave!
Harry: Minions, ATTACK!
Ginny and Colin run after Tamaki, but are quickly kicked in the face by Mori and fly against the wall.
Ron and Hermione come in.
Ron: Oh no, wizard angst!
Hermione: Harry, we're in deep shit as it is. We only came here to look for Snape's button.
Harry: Fuck the button. I've got bigger problems. These things stepped on Ron.
Tamaki: Well, if you didn't leave your crap lying around, it wouldn't be stepped on.
Ron gasps.
Harry: MUDBLOOD!
Tamaki: I don't even know what the fuck that means. If you're going to insult someone, do it correctly. Dick!
Hermione and Ron look questioningly at Harry.
Hikaru and Kaoru: Your friends are fucking dumb asses if the don't know what that means.
Hermione: Stand back, I've got a good one. Purple Potato Goats!
Ron begins clapping but stops when Harry glares.
