AMERICAN IDOL! Anime style! You are now forewarned- I have never seen American idol.
I don't own American idol, or any of the manga I choose to use. Dx well, except maybe Tenshi (a.k.a Inu.) and Nijishinju. I co-own them with Snay. Natasha owns Kura-kun and Laura owns sky-chan.(except sky doesn't show up this chapter. ;;)
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Tenshi Togomi (Tenshi from the disclaimer.)- -she enters wearing a white shirt with pink sleeves and a pair of loose, baggy black pants and pink shoes. Her dark brown hair is done up in a high ponytail on the side of her head.- Hello, and welcome to our very special animated version of AMERICAN IDOL! I'm here with my lovely co-host, Nijishinju! However, this version of American idol includes not only singing, but dancing as well. And weapons, and just plain whatever talent ya got.
Nijishinju Hideki- -she enters wearing a pink flowery kimono, with a small lock of hair hanging down by the side of her face, about mid-way down to her shoulder. Her hair is in a low ponytail. - Hello, and welcome to you all! We will be your hosts tonight, and our judges will be Kakashi, Jiraiya, and Tsunade! Of course, we expect Kakashi to be checking out all the young men, and Jiraiya, the young women. Tsunade will be our only proper Judge.
Tsunade- amen to that.
Kakashi- why do I have to be the gay one?
Tenshi- we all know you're sleeping with Iruka.
Nijishinju- -gasps- I only said what I was told to say by the cue cards! –points to the man holding her cue cards- I didn't know it was true! –blushes-
Tenshi- Don't worry, dear. You didn't do anything wrong. Love is love. –pats her shoulder consolingly-
Jiraiya- -watches everything that goes on and works on the latest issue of Icha Icha paradise.-
Kakashi- Oye, Ero-sennin! I wanna see the latest issue of Icha Icha Paradise!
Tenshi- AHEM! –everyone turns to look.- thank you. I do believe that we have gotten off-topic! First up, Naruto! –looks around for him.- where the fuck is he! –peeks inside the closet- o! -whispers- Kura-kun! Get me the video camera! –Kura-kun runs up-
Kura- what is it, Inu? –hands over camera-
Tenshi- its Naruto and Sasuke! They're having sex in the closet! –sets up video camera to record, with a nosebleed. Noise can be heard from the closet-
Kura- -goes off to write smut-
Tenshi- AHEM! Well, now that my blood level has been compromised, Sasuke and Naruto both pass for their excellent performance! Next up, Niji?
Nijishinju- -looking rather pale- S-sakura….
Tenshi- bah. Je n'adore pas Sakura.
Sakura- -walks onstage, wearing a light pink kimono, which is tied loosely. She poses in center stage and a specially made version of the song "I'm too sexy" plays-
Sakura's too sexy for her kimono
Too sexy for her kimono
Wearing it would be a no-no –she strips off the kimono to reveal a nurse-like dress and heels-
Sakura's too sexy for her high-heels
Too sexy for her high heels
Wear 'em, see how it feels –she strips off the shoes-
Sakura's too sexy for her nurse dress
Too sexy for her nurse dress
The boys are all a bloody mess –she removes the dress, revealing panty-hose and a bikini-
Sakura's too sexy for her 'hose
Too sexy for her 'hose.
We know you're bleeding through the nose –she strips panty-hose-
Sakura's too sexy for her bikini top
Too sexy for her bikini top
Oh yes, she is so hot! –she strips off bikini top, revealing strapless cup bra-
Sakura's too sexy for the bottom
Too sexy for the bottom
Nothing rhymes with bottom! –she strips the bottom to reveal a thong-
Sakura's too sexy for her bra
Too sexy for her bra
She's got it almost all off! –she slips off the bra, Tenshi, having just stopped gagging sees this and grabs a gun-
Sakura's too sexy for her thong
Too sexy for her thong –the song is cut off as Tenshi shoots the player, Sakura is about to remove her thong but Tenshi puts the gun to her own head-
Tenshi- SECURITY, IF YOU DON'T REMOVE HER I WILL SHOOT MYSELF!
Security- -drags Sakura off-
The Cd player- -says in tinny voice- that's the end of this song. -asplodes- (1)
Jiraiya- THAT WAS AWFUL!
Kakashi- I've been scarred for life…..
Tsunade- was that her own voice recording?
Tenshi- yeah.
Tsunade- IT WAS AWFUL. She doesn't pass.
Tenshi- now that that life or death experience is over, let's go to a commercial.
-insert commercial here-
Nijishinju- and now we're back with the rest of our leaf nins! First up… TenTen, uh…. TenTen…
TenTen- -she walks out dressed normally, and takes the mic- Hi. Tonight I will be performing 1985 by bowling for soup. –starts to sing-
Woo-hoo-hoo
Woo-hoo-hoo
Debbie just hit the wall
She never had it all
One Prozac a day
Husbands a CPA
Her dreams went out the door
When she turned twenty four
Only been with one man
What happen to her plan?
She was gonna be an actress
She was gonna be a star
She was gonna shake her ass
On the hood of White Snake's car
Her yellow SUV, is now the enemy
Looks at her average life
And nothing, has been, alright
Since Bruce Springsteen, Madonna
Way before Nirvana
There was U2, and Blondie
And music still on MTV
Her two kids, in high school
They tell her that she's uncool
But she still preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1985
Woo-hoo-hoo
1985
Woo-hoo-hoo
She's seen all the classics
She knows every line
Breakfast Club, Pretty in Pink
Even Saint Elmo's Fire
She rocked out to wham
Not a big Limp Bizkit fan
Thought she'd get a hand
On a member of Duran Duran
Where's the mini-skirt made of snake skin
And who's the other guy singing in Van Halen
When did reality, become T.V.
What ever happen to sitcoms, game shows
On the radio was
Springsteen, Madonna
Way before Nirvana
There was U2, and Blondie
And music still on MTV
Her two kids, in high school
They tell her that she's uncool
But she's still preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1985
Woo-hoo-hoo
She hates time, make it stop
When did Motley Crue become classic rock?
And when did Ozzy become an actor?
Please make this stop!
Stop!
Stop!
And bring back
Springsteen, Madonna
Way before Nirvana
There was U2, and Blondie
And music still on MTV
Her two kids, in high school
They tell her that she's uncool
But she's still preoccupied
With 1985
Bruce Springsteen, Madonna
Way before Nirvana
There was U2, and Blondie
And music still on MTV
Her two kids, in high school
They tell her that she's uncool
But she's still preoccupied
With 19, 19, 1985
um, thank you… -she bows and runs offstage-
Tenshi- oooh that was a nice performance! Judges!
Jiraiya- -ignores, working on Icha Icha paradise-
Kakashi- she did very well.
Tsunade- she'll pass.
Tenshi- ok, good.
Nijishinju- Next up, Rock Lee.
Lee- -walks onstage- um, I'm going to sing a song to Sakura…..
So many words for the broken heart
It's hard to see in a crimson love
So hard to breathe
Walk with me, and maybe
Nights of light so soon become
Wild and free I could feel the sun
Your every wish will be done
They tell me...
Show me the meaning of being lonely
Is this the feeling I need to walk with
Tell me why I can't be there where you are
There's something missing in my heart
Life goes on as it never ends
Eyes of stone observe the trends
They never say forever gaze
Guilty roads to an endless love
There's no control
Are you with me now
Your every wish will be done
They tell me
Show me the meaning of being lonely
Is this the feeling I need to walk with
Tell me why I can't be there where you are
There's something missing in my heart
There's nowhere to run
I have no place to go
Surrender my heart' body and soul
How can it be you're asking me to feel the things you never show
You are missing in my heart
Tell me why I can't be there where you are
Show me the meaning of being lonely
Is this the feeling I need to walk with
Tell me why I can't be there where you are
There's something missing in my heart
Tsunade- -uncovers her ears- is it safe?
Kakashi- Lee, The meaning was beautiful, the singing was…. Not so good…..
Gai: Lee, that was wonderful! -cries-
Jiraiya- I don't think my ears will ever be ok again.
Tenshi- oooh, and there you have it, Rock Lee stays here- he doesn't pass. Ouch!
-winces- who's up next?
Nijishinju- I-Ino…..
Tenshi- -shudders- ok….
Ino- -comes out and starts talking loudly- Well, My talent is to list Sasuke-kun's daily routine!
Tsunade-…. What the FUCK?
Kakashi- -groans- oh no…..
Ino- He wakes up at 6:34 and 3 seconds EVERY morning, and then he sits up and stretches for exactly 2 minutes and 14 seconds, then he gets up and takes a 15 minute shower, using a 9 minutes and 46 seconds to wash, and 5 minutes and 14 seconds to relax. Then, he gets dressed, using exactly 4 minutes to do so. Then, he walks down to training, which normally takes 7 hours and 36 seconds, even when they have missions! Then, he goes home, and spends 30 minutes and 30 seconds reading a book. Then, he spends an hour, 4 minutes, and 5 seconds eating dinner, then he takes another 15 minute shower, then falls asleep and sleeps until 6: 34 and 3 seconds. –Nods, bows, and runs offstage-
Tenshi- oh, my, Lamah…………………………
Tsunade- no. just, no. –watches as the other two judges nod in agreement-
Tenshi- Ino doesn't pass either. Niji?
Nijishinju- Shikamaru was supposed to be next, but he decided to pass because he was too lazy, so he gets disqualified.
Tenshi- Chouji next then, eh?
Nijishinju- yeah.
Tenshi- …. Does he even have a talent?
Nijishinju- how should I know?
Tsunade- I'm sure he does. –Shikamaru and Chouji walk out-
Shikamaru- … fatty.
Chouji- -turns into puffed up balloon self-
Tsunade: -buzzer noise- NO WAY! Too basic. –watches the two boys walk offstage-
Tenshi- that settles that. Who's next?
Neji- -walks onstage- I am.
Nijishinju- what's your talent?
Neji-….
Tenshi- you DO have a talent, right?
Neji- brushing my hair.
Tenshi- -walks offstage and starts cracking up-
Neji- -drags out a television and shows a video of himself getting his hair from seemingly impossible tangles to his pretty ponytail- … -drags the TV off-
Tsunade- uh….. Kakashi will be passing judgment on this one.
Kakashi- he passes for being so openly gay.
Neji- I am NOT gay.
Kakashi- fine. You pass for being so openly metro sexual.
Tenshi- that was…. -laughter- interesting. Hinata-chan is up next!
Hinata- m-my talent is…. Cooking. -blushes-
Tenshi- Well, finally, an interesting talent! Someone bring out the kitchenette! –random security guys bring out the kitchenette-
Hinatabegins to cook, and eventually hands each of the judges a plate-
Tsunade- :heart: delicious! You pass!
Kakashi- I agree.
Jiraiya- then it's unanimous!
Tenshi- Yay! Hinata-chan, you rock!
Neji- -walks out onstage and kisses Hinata-
Tenshi- -jealous- lucky Neji…. –clears throat- Take it offstage!
Hinata- -pulls away, blushing, and walks offstage, Neji following-
Tenshi- ok, who's next?
Niji- ….. Shino, I guess…..
Shino- -walks onstage in a pink dress and a pair of four inch stilettos-
Tenshi- Oh dear lord…..
Shino- -in falsetto- I can dance in four inch stiletto heels. –starts to dance-
Tenshi- -grumbles- I think HE should pass for being so damn openly gay.
Tsunade- … yeah... I guess...
Kakashi- I think so.
Tenshi- blah blah blah, ok, he passes. –pushes Shino offstage- next?
Niji- Kiba, I think.
Kibawalks onstage- my talent…. My talent is…. -mumbles- singing… -clears throat-
Your lipstick, his collar... don't bother Angel
I know exactly what goes on
When everything you'll get is
everything that you've wanted, princess
(well which would you prefer)
My finger on the trigger, or
(me face down, down across your floor)
Me face down, down across your floor
(me face down, down across your floor)
Well just so long as this thing's loaded
And will you tell all your friends
you've got your gun to my head
This all was only wishful thinkin,
this all was only wishful thinkin
And will you tell all your friends
you've got your gun to my head
This all was only wishful thinkin,
this all was only wishful thinkin
let's go...
Don't bother trying to explain Angel
I know exactly what goes on when you're on and
How about I'm outside of your window
(how about I'm outside of your window)
Watchin him keep the details covered
You're such a sucker (you're such a sucker)
for a sweet talker, yeah
And will you tell all your friends
you've got your gun to my head
This all was only wishful thinkin,
this all was only wishful thinkin
(the only thing that I regret is that I, I never let you hold me back)
And will you tell all your friends
you've got your gun to my head
This all was only wishful thinkin,
this all was only wishful thinkin
Hoping for the best just hoping nothing happens
A thousand clever lines unread on clever napkins
I will never ask if you don't ever tell me
I know you well enough to know you never loved me
Hoping for the best just hoping nothing happens
A thousand clever lines unread on clever napkins
I will never ask if you don't ever tell me
I know you well enough to know you never loved me
Hoping for the best just hoping nothing happens
A thousand clever lines unread on clever napkins
I will never ask if you don't ever tell me
I know you well enough to know...
Why can't I feel anything
from anyone other than you?
Why can't I feel anything
from anyone other than you?
And all of this was all your fault
And all of this
(I stay jealous)
I stay wrecked and jealous for this,
for this simple reason
I just need to keep you in mind
as something larger than life
(she'll destroy us all before she's through
and find a way to blame somebody else)
I stay wrecked and jealous for this,
for this simple reason
I just need to keep you in mind
as something larger than life
(she'll destroy us all before she's through
and find a way to blame somebody else)
I stay wrecked and jealous for this,
for this simple reason
I just need to keep you in mind
as something larger than life!
Tenshishocked- wow…. I didn't know Kiba could sing….. and he looks cute without the hood…. It's too bad I don't have a thing for tattoos….
Kiba- they're not tattoos.
Tenshi- whatever.
Tsunade- he passes.
Kakashi- yeah, ok. –Jiraiya nods-
Tenshi- and, there's our oh-so-exciting finale to this part of This Talent-contest-somewhat-American-idol-like-thing.
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Me: that took me forever….. -phew-
1 - asplodes is a term mean to explode. Ok?
Me: well, enjoy! I hope you all like this story, and next chapter….. the three sand-nins that I know…… and the chapter after that is everyone else…. And then round 2. -sighs- an authoress' work is never done. I'm also working on another story.
THIS IS LIKE NINE FUCKING PAGES -dies-you have no idea how hard that was for me. it took me forever. I'm sorry because the next one might take a little time.
Well, ciao! –disappears in a puff of smoke-
