All the kids in the story is 16, with the exception of Riley and Cindy, who are 15

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"Huey, can I ask you something?"

"Yeah"

"Um…How in the hell did you end up in JUVIE?!"

Huey just chuckled. Caesar and Riley, on the other end of the phone line, didn't seem as excited to see their friend/brother in the pen.

"Remember that BB rifle you got me for Christmas, Riley?"

"Yeah, what about it"

"You know how Bill O Reilly was to make a special appearance at school today, right?"

"Oh yeah, I forgot about that. He left early for some re-"

"…"

"You didn't"

"But I did"

"…"

"Riley? Caesar?"

"…"

"Um… hello-"

"Nigga is you high?! How the hell you gonna attack Bill O Reilly with a pistol and think you was gonna get away with that shi-"

BEEP! YOU HAVE 2 MINUTES LEFT ON THE CALL

"Yeah, they just installed that system so that they didn't have to drag us off the phone. Anyways Riley, if you can get away with mugging a mall Santa, you can understand how I thought I could do it."

After an awkward silence, the phone cut off.

"Damn, that was 2 minutes already?"
So, if you don't get it by now, let me run it by you real quick: Huey tried to attack Bill and ended up caught and jailed in Woodcrest Juvenile Hall, A large area of space closed off from the rest of Woodcrest by a matter of miles. Now Caesar, Riley, Cindy, and Jazmine are all alone, until a phone call the next day:

ALWAYS STRAPPED WHEN I HIT THE CLUB/NIGGAS GIVE ME DAP/BITCHES GIVE ME HUG. CLICK!

"Wazzup Riley."

"Yo Caesar, you, Cindy and Jazmine meet me at Thugnificent's house at 5 o'clock"

"What for-"

"Just be there. And tell your parents you'll be staying by our house for the night. Make sure Jazmine and Cindy do too."

"Why"

"If I told you, you wouldn't come"

"Riley, what the hell-"

CLICK

Caesar put on a Kevlar before he left the house, knowing he ain't coming back without a story to tell his kids. After all, the last time he ended up running around town just to find out he got Punk'd (read "The Ultimate Punishment").

At 5:30, Caesar, Jazmine and Cindy show up at the wonder mansion that is the Lethal Interjection residence. They were greeted by Riley in the bar (one of the bars, I should say).

"Can y'all niggas count? 5:00 don't mean no damn 5:30"

Before he could keep complaining, Jazmine cut him off.

"Riley, knowing you, I didn't think I'd live till 5, so I just wanted to get my first drink."

"It don't take half a effin hour to get a drink.. Hold up, is you drunk?"

Jazmine laughed, threw up, and collapsed. Thugnificent was the first to take action:

"Bitch, what the (Eff, [if the F word should be used, I'll put that in parenthesis, cuz I'm trying to keep my teen rating]) is you doin pukin on $1000 alligator skin?!"

"Heh heh (hiccup). What the (EF) is you doin here. Ain't this my house?"

"Will someone please take this bitch home?"

They set Jazz down in a bedroom and returned to the living room to discuss what Riley sent them for.

"Okay, the reason why I called you is is because of Huey'

"What about him"

"I was thinking…we can break his ass out."

"…"

"Well?"

"…"

"So what y'all think"

Cindy was the first to respond.

"Nigga, your cornrows must me too damn tight if you think I'm goin wit yo black ass to breakout anybody."

"Yeah Riley, and what makes you think I'm goin either?"

Macktastic came out with the blueprints for the plan.

"Alright look niggas, It's a real simple plan. We get there, meet Ed and Rummy at the gate, go in, do some Men in Black "secret agent" shit, and come out spotless."

"You mind telling us how we are going to do that?"

"Yeah. Ed and Rummy already wired the cameras to shut off with the press of a button. Huey is in solitary confinement. We knock out a guard, steal a key, and come out and erase Huey's arrest records from the system. Without it he can go free."

After an awkward silence, Cindy and Caesar agreed. They went into the inventory room to get some guns and ammo. Flownominal was already there to meet them.
"Caesar and Cindy, you getting AK's for far off combat, knaw mean. Ed and Rummy got shotties in case we need to blow, y'know, just…just destroy some shit, knaw mean. Me and the rest of Lethal Interjection armed with grenades; flash and fragment, and Riley, you getting the silenced pistol since we know you gonna be shootin the most, cuz you know how you be knaw mean, I mean, fo real though…knaw mean?"

Macktastick just had to take the time to comment

"Nigga, do you ever say shit without stutterin? I swear, I feel like I'm talking to the damn Duh-Duh man"

(In case you don't know, the Duh-duh man was a character from New Jack City, which if you hadn't seen, you should grab a bootleg copy fast.)

They all went to the pimp'd out Hummer and got ready to destroy.

"Hold up niggas, ain't nobody bout to do a breakout without a prayer first. Close yo eyes and bow yo nappy heads. 'Dear Lord, if we don't make it back alive, thank you for the long life we lived. And please help that stain to wash out my alligator rug, Lord. I mean, I don't wanna sound superficial, but I worked hard fo that. Oh and finally, if jaz wakes up, please don't let her puke anywhere else. Amen."

Thugnificent opened his eyes to puzzled glares.

"What? I don't want that bitch all over my damn carpet. I paid a lot for that shit.