Lord Vaako:
The "N" True Necromonger Story
Chapter 1: Growing Up
Little Vaako was like any other child growing up, almost. As other children, he loved to play games and run away from his parents and cause the utmost amount of chaos and destruction. But, unlike the other children, he was a sadistic lunatic. He played games where he would be God, and bring destruction on the world by "smiting," with great fascination, the other kids in the playground. They would be smote in very violent ways, also, usually being crushed by a landslide or buried alive after all unimportant internal organs were removed.
As he grew older, it became more and more apparent that he was not just "going through a phase" but was, in fact, a sadistic lunatic, and was not going to change. Therefore, when he turned 12, his parents opted for some extremely intense mental therapy. When the psychiatrists' body was found brutally beaten, Vaako was a suspect, but since the evidence was non-existent, and he was very young, he was let off with only a stern warning of, "Killing people is bad. You shouldn't kill people," by the police chief.
After that incident, and his removal from the "institute," Vaako decided that he would attempt to be "normal." He started school, and although it can not be said that he had a lot of friends, the ones he did have liked him for him, or at least what they thought was him. But he didn't mind, it was just nice for him that he was being accepted by anyone. Much to his annoyance, Vaako actually enjoyed the weekend outings he and his friends made: shopping, going to fairs or carnivals, swimming, whatever was open and whatever the weather would allow them to do.
Now, the sad thing is, when Vaako was in his late teens, 17, he still hadn't discovered the wonder that is the female race. It was widely thought that, while he was quite handsome, he was a bit "too handsome." It wasn't that he was gay (except for happy, yay!!) it was just that he hadn't found a girl that was worth his time and/or effort.
That is, until the day he saw her. He was captivated by, well, not one aspect of her intrigueingness can be described, for it was everything about her that he was fascinated by. The way she walked, they style she wore her clothes that accentuated every bit of her luscious body, her hair swinging as she moved away, and her shaking hips. To Vaako, it was pure beauty.
But, what must be remembered is that this was his first crush, his first anything that had to do with a girl, and we all know what happens when men get excited. Poor Vaako, right as she was walking by, he happened to look up with a wide eyed look of surprise on his face. His embarrassment showed, but she didn't seem to notice, as she sauntered by, a smile formed on her face and she gave little, or not so, Vaako a wink.
