AN: This is slash. Whooooooooo! Don't like, don't read. Understand? Hehe. This is for The Tounge Challenge.

As Sirius and I had our daily make out session, he stopped and started to talk. I was so shocked about him stopping his kissing that he had to repeat it. When he did, he sounded a little pissed that I wasn't listening. He said," Did you know the tongue is actually made of sixteen muscles, not one?"

I just sat there, gaping at him.

He waved a hand in front of my face. "Hellllooooo, Moony? You there?"

I started. "Why did we have to stop so you could tell me that?"

"Well…I thought you always wanted to learn!"

"Not now," I growled. I looked at the tent in my trousers. "Now you have to help me with this. Maybe you could use those sixteen muscles in your mouth for something good?"

He smirked. "Whatever you want, Moony. It is near your time of month, after all."

"SHUT UP YOU MORON!"