Haddy-Chan: Omg, first fanfic! YAAAY! Soo… I mite write differently so here's a little guide…

Actions in italics (not mostly used)

'BOLDED and usually with a ' is a thought!

Then regular is self-explanatory...

UNDERLINED! Is when a HOST is speaking. (Naruto, Sora, Riku, Sakura)

Haddy: So Lemme list mah cast X3 So it's an Organization XIII and Akatsuki crossover. Basically just the funny encounters, not really any romance. All of the two teams. It's like a game show, people get sent home. Tobi is still Tobi sometimes but other times he's smarter (Madara) and sometimes characters call him Madara (Don't get confused!)

First Scene, TAKE 1!

Sora: ANNND welcome to the first Union of The Masterminds

Sakura: MASTERMINDS?

Riku: they aren't really masterminds. We just try to flatter them.

Naruto: BELIEVE IT!

Sora: Well anyways, we have two teams, Akatsuki which contains Sasori, Pain, Konan, Itachi, Kisame, Tobi, Deidara, Hidan, Kakuzu, and Zetsu.

Sakura: Organization XIII includes Roxas, Axel, Demyx, Zexion, Luxord, Xemnas, Saix, Vexen, Xion, and Larxene. Xigbar had legal issues regarding the fact that he's a rapist.

Sora: You weren't supposed to say that, Sakura...

Sakura: and I care?

Riku: Oh Just go to the set!

To The Set of Union of the Mastermind. (INFO: all members have just arrived. Set is on a mountain!)

Akatsuki

"Are we there yet, Dei-san?" Tobi whined. Deidara simply smacked him and jogged up to walk with Sasori.

Catching the little interaction, Pain glanced at Konan and said, "Should I do something? I mean, we all need to be a TEAM!"

Konan shrugged, without looking at him, instead, focusing on the small sidewalk to the entrance of the Mountain Hotel Lobby. Pain noticed this and let his shoulders slump. Would she ever let her guard down around me...? he thought to himself miserably. Looking up ahead he saw his so-called team split up in mostly pairs. Sasori had accepted Deidara, Kisame and Itachi were always together anyways, Kakuzu had chosen Tobi instead of Hidan this time, so that left Zetsu with Hidan. This annoyed Pain. "Guys," he yelled, "we're a team, now! If we want to win, we have to stick together."

Kisame glanced back at his angry leader and chuckled. Itachi caught him off guard when he said, "should we team up with Madara and Kakuzu, just to get Pain off our backs?" Kisame thought this over. He didn't particularly like Tobi. Kakuzu could be easy to deal with. He wasn't annoying, but he wasn't quite like Itachi. Kisame nodded, finally agreeing as Itachi swerved over to the left and merged his duo with Madara's. Kakuzu must have gotten the notion because all he did was glance at Itachi and nod, and then went back to watching the other duos slowly form together.

Pain watched in contentment as his team finally began to unite for once. Feeling proud, he turned to talk to Konan, but was put down to see she was walking up to the Deidara-Zetsu union. Pain quickly jogged up to the Itachi-Kakuzu union to at least even out their divided team. Will my team reunite? Pain thought, as they reached the lobby.

Organization XIII (Other mountain side)

Oh god, could Luxord increase our chances of winning? Axel thought as a smirk pulled at his lips. We might have a secret weapon.

"What's so funny," Roxas asked emotionlessly. Xion, walking on the other side of him, peeked around Roxas's shoulder to look at Axel too.

Axel shrugged easily, "based on my data of our enemies, they don't seem to have anyone quite like our little lucky bastard Luxord." Roxas raised an eyebrow, an obvious signal that he was no longer interested. Xion, on the other hand, grinned a little.

"Luxord always wins! Remember that time when Luxord was a lawyer and he-"

"Shh," Saix interrupted from behind, "publicity, Xigbar's already behind bars." Roxas chuckled at the thought. Axel, happy to see Roxas laughing, slung an arm around Roxas's shoulder.

Saix rolled his eyes at the almost-obvious connect there and slinked back to his superior. Xemnas didn't even send him so much of a glance. Saix sighed. He was used to being ignored by his leader; he just hoped it wouldn't be during the challenges.

Seeing Saix being put down again, Larxene laughed, a melodious shrill. Demyx yawned, bored of the usual drama they saw every day. "If you fall asleep, you'll be leaving this mountain in a body bag," Larxene hissed at Demyx.

"Is that a threat, oh great Larxene?" he asked, faking innocence, but inside he was slightly appalled. Larxene pouted, she couldn't hurt him when he acted cute an innocent or when he called her great. Sometimes he was just so unfair to her, she wanted to make feel threatened, but he was so laid-back that he shrugged it off. She resigned with a sigh, echoing Saix's.

"Pick a card, dimwit!" Luxord's booming voice was heard throughout the team, making its way to the lobby. Zexion was the poor victim this time, though. Usually it was Xigbar to lose a couple 100 munny to the gambling king. Zexion played though. He tossed Luxord a folded up wad of munny and continued reading his book. He randomly pointed to a card, the middle one, and started reading another page.

Luxord grinned and flipped it over, realizing Zexion had won, and his smile slowing dropped. Noticing that Zexion hadn't looked up, he switched the cards and laughed loudly, "you lose again, Zexi! Too bad," he started to shuffle the desk for another game when Zexion fell back and hid behind Saix. He put his finger to his lips, a world-wide motion to 'keep quiet'. Saix nodded to his long-time friend and stood up straighter, though it did no good, Zexion was already short enough to hide without fail.

As the group started to wind down with the approaching looming double doors to the extravagant-looking red-brick hotel, they started to assume their regular formation. They moved like wolves. Xemnas as the alpha; Vexen, Zexion, Axel, Luxord, and Demyx as the betas; and Roxas, Xion, and Larxene as the omegas. The doors didn't seem to faze them as they stepped through to their fate for the next few weeks, or for some, the next few days.

CUT!

Naruto: Not much drama.

Sakura: are you kidding? Saix and Mansex, Konan and Pain, maybe Deidara and Tobi.

Riku: hehe… mansex…

Sakura: c'mon! I didn't even MAKE that one up!

Sora: this was the first episode. Well… actually only the introductions. Next episode will have a challenge.

Riku: Yeah, and we'll go take a deeper look inside the hotel.

Naruto: that's what she said.

Sakura: SLAP.

Naruto: WTF?

Sora: PRESS THE PRETTY REVIEW BUTTON!