A/N: The formatting is really bad, sorree. This is only chapter 1,
but plays don't really have chapters anyway. *Sandry*Lilly* and I
wrote this at school together.
WS: William Shakespell
A: Anna Marvolo Riddle
T: Thyra Lilia Potter
P: Peeves
K: Kari Malfoy
S: Sarah Weasley
Disclaimer-Harry Potter etc. belong to J.K. Rowling. Not me.
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WS: Hi! I'm William Shakespell. I'm a Hufflepuff 5th year and I want to
tell you about a problem I've got. These crazy girls, An-
(cutting him off)
A: Anna Marvolo Riddle!
T: Thyra Lilia Potter!
Together: Biggest rivals since
(A says Draco and Harry, T says Harry and Draco at same time.)
A: It's Draco and Harry!
T: No! Harry and Draco!
A: Draco!
T: Harry!
A: Draco!
T: Harry!
(Arguing poses, hands on hips facing each other)
WS: You see, these two have been going at each other since the first
year we came to Hogwarts. Their rivalry grew stronger as they grew
older. Now we're 5th years and they both became prefects. They both
have good chances at being Head Girl.
A: What do you mean, both? I have a better chance than this
(sounding disgusted) grungy Gryffindor.
T: You have no chance at all! I have all the talent and beauty.
A: No you do not!
T: Yes I do, Slytherin!
WS: Enough! Anna, go to your common room and Thyra you go to yours.
(A exit stage L, T exit stage R)
A: (murmuring) That little brat…thinks he can boss me around just
because he's a prefect…
(WS exit stage R)
A: (walks over to Gryffindor table, huffily) I hear they're doing a
great Halloween show! Are you the star? (laughs from Slytherin table)
T: (angrily) No! They wouldn't use someone as beautiful as me
in their spooky show!
A: (hands on hips, quieter voice) Well we'll see who's the best,
midnight in the trophy room. It's always unlocked. Who's your second?
T: (points wand at A) Sarah Weasley's my second. I'll expect you there.
(later, nothing on stage)
WS: The Halloween party was a blast! All through it though, I saw Anna
and Thyra giving each other looks. I decided to track Thyra's actions
for tonight. I wasn't going all the way across the castle to get to the
Slytherin dungeons. That night, I followed Sarah and Thyra to the
trophy room. Anna and Kari Malfoy were waiting there. I snuck behind
a large Special Services to the School award. The two bowed with a
stiff jerk of the head.
(As he talks, move out some large trophies. When he is done talking,
he jumps behind one as the two bow)
(whispering until end of duel scene)
A: We'll go for a half an hour or until we hear Peeves or a teacher.
T: Fine.
KM: 3, 2, 1, Go!
A&T: (together) Expellarimus!
(both retrieve wands)
A: (at same time) Rictsumpera! (falls backward with a blast)
T: (at same time) Waddiwassi! (doubles over laughing)
A: Finite Incantem! Hold it! (T stops laughing) I hear Peeves! Run for
it! (run behind a trophy)
P: (cackling) Oooohh! I hear a creature! Who do you be? Are you ghoulie,
or ghostie, or wee student beastie?
KM: Shh! Everybody sneak out and go to bed!
(A and KM exit stage L, T and SW exit stage R)
WS: What a rough night!
P: I gotchya! I gotchya!
(P chase WS off stage R)