Sorry guy's but I really like Naruto banishment Fanfics, and I can't really find enough of them, so without further a due I produce this Square Enix - Disney - Naruto crossover.
Naruto of the twilight village
Chapter 1
The betrayal
"Uzumaki Naruto, for the attempt of the life of Uchiha Sasuke on the retrieval mission, you are here by banished from Konoha due to the unanimous decision of the council! You have one week to pack" one of the civilian council member's declared. "During which time if you step foot in the fire country you will be executed for treason."
Naruto just stood there, imitating a fish he turned his gaze to Tsunade, but found she was averting her gaze, at that moment, his heart froze. The woman he looked at like a mother was not even doing anything to stop this, wasn't even looking at him. Reaching into his back pocket he pulled out an envelope, walked over to Tsunade and placed it in front of her, but the thing that most people were scared at, was when he bent the forehead protector with twp of his fingers and to the shock of everyone in the room crushed the Shodai's necklace to dust in his clenched hand.
"Take that as my resignation Hokage-sama," Naruto spat out the words as if they were the most potent venom, "I'll be out of here by nightfall," he said walking out of the council room. He immediately headed down towards the hospital where he knew all that mattered to him would be. He sighed to himself.
"Konohamaru, Moegi, Udon. Rocks ain't spheres," he said without looking back.
The rock went poof to reveal none other then the Konohamaru corps.
"What's wrong boss? Usually you let us follow you for about 3 more blocks before you point out our mistake," Moegi asked concern inching into her voice.
"The civilian and shinobi council banished me with the Hokage's approval, I'm out of this place at nightfall," he said starting to walk again, "Train hard guys' cause the next time you see me, we might not be on the same side," he said placing his hands in his pocket's leaving the stunned trio to shed tears for our blond hero.
Hospital
five minutes later
Naruto walked into the room everyone that was in the retrieval mission shared, he saw everyone he wanted to see there, Lee, Tenten, Neji, Shikamaru, Choji, Kiba, Hinata and Shino. He knew exactly where Sakura and Ino would be, Sakura Haruno, he couldn't believe he liked that whore before.
Flashback
Naruto staggered into the village, his blood seeping from the wound on his chest, but still he plodded on Sasuke tied up over his good shoulder, he saw the village gates and his heart leapt when he saw his crush standing there waiting for him. "Sakura-chan, I brought him back, I brought back Sa-" SSSSLAP! He fell on the ground but managed to manoeuvre Sasuke so he wouldn't get hurt.
"I asked you to bring him back, NOT BRING HIM BACK AS A BLOODY CORPSE!" she screamed, "I hate you, you Demon! I HATE YOU!" and with that she ran off crying. Naruto just silently got up and headed to the council. But inside his mind, the Kyuubi was growling while 1 thing went through it's mind. 'Humans here have no honour, maybe, just, maybe…' and with that it went quiet in Naruto's mind once more.
Flashback End
Naruto leaned on the inside of the door rapping his knuckles against the door frame. "Mind if I join you?"
Shikamaru just smiled and motioned for him to come over. "Sure you troublesome blonde," he said smirking lazily.
"Hey Tenten, you got those orders for me?" he asked, a small sadness creeping into his voice.
"Yeah, here," she said handing him a box inside two sabre claws and a Poseidon blade (weapons from chronicles of Riddick) a pouch for the Poseidon blade that fit in his sandal and a harness for the sabre claws that went on his back putting the harnesses on he slid the blades into there respective parts, "what's wrong Naruto, you seem down." she said seeing his eye's weren't as bright as before.
"They banished me (insert collective gasp), and I want to do three things before I leave , Hinata, come over here and sit by Neji," he said motioning for the Hyuuga heiress to join him by the bed. He took her hand and made a small cut on her finger, not deep but just deep enough to draw blood, he then traced the blood over the caged bird seal he then placed his palm between Neji's eye's and sent a bit of chakra, the seal glowed for a second then the ink and blood dripped off he wiped some of the blood ink and then and then proceeded to put a tear like mark under Neji and Hinata's ear, then going through a few dozen hand seals, they glowed green before disappearing into the skin colour.
Hinata gasped, Neji wondered what she was looking at until she produced a small pocket mirror, Neji's eye's widened, the caged bird seal was gone.
He produced a small note from his jacket pocket and gave it to Hinata. "How to remove the cage bird seal and apply my new bloodline protection seal, the heavenly teardrop seal, and since there's no servitude seal, it means the main house can't abuse the branch house," he said nodding at the now teary white eyed Hyuuga's "At least I'm keeping half my promise… right?" he said grinning half heartedly, they both nodded tears now falling. Turning on his heel, he walked over to Lee.
"Lee, I need some of your blood," he said taking a small test tube from the racks, before stopping as he remembered something, "Lee, show me the back of your head!" he said rather quickly, Lee leaned forward and bent his head. Naruto placed two fingers in the middle of his hair and two fingers on his own eyebrows. They all looked at the two intently when all of a sudden he shouted "Son of Bitch! No wonder he can't do nin or genjutsu!" with a sigh he calmed down.
Taking his fingers off his head he went on mumbling about 'stupid stuck-up pricks' and 'I'm glad he wiped them out' before he sighed.
"Lee, they put a bloodline suppressor seal on you, that along with another seal that makes it look like a disease, as well as shrinking your chakra coils to that of a civilian. I'm gonna remove that so you won't have those bug eye's anymore," he said starting a series of complex handseals.
"uh. Naruto-kun, what bloodline is it?" Tenten asked curiously.
Naruto just 'shushed' her before mumbling Sharingan. There was another collective gasp
492 handseals later.
Naruto finished the last seal and his index and middle finger went alight with bright blue flames "unseal Sharingan!" he whispered tapping Lee on where the seal was, the effects were instantaneous, Lees face got more angular his eye's shrunk and got an onyx like colour and then went red signalling the Sharingan just activated. "Don't rely on those eye's of your too much their no substitute for hard work, got it?" he nods, okay I'm gonna put the heavenly teardrop seal on you to protect your bloodline so no one can steel them, they also stop people from copying your jutsu" he said applying said seal.
"And last but certainly not least," he walked over to Hinata and spun her around dipping her head and kissing her passionately, (you all know the kiss I'm talking about!) Hinata's eye's widened in shock before she sunk into the kiss and began kissing back, using wind chakra, he was able to keep the kiss going for much longer then it should have by turning it into oxygen, 5 minutes later he released the kiss the now happily dazed Hinata.
"I'm sorry I didn't notice sooner, my Hime," he whispered.
"Sooooooo, goooooooood," she trailed out before passing out.
Tenten looked incredulously at the girl before saying "It couldn't be that good!" she walked over intent on proving the now red passed out heiress wrong, five minutes later, she only could agree with her. Thinking one thing, 'Is this guy Kami-sama's gift to women?'
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Up in heaven a secretary walked into the office of a woman aged twenty-two (not really want to give a description so you can do that yourself) that was furiously scribbling down her signature on pieces of paper, "Uh Kami-sama?"
"Yeah?" She grunted continuing writing down signatures and names.
"One 'Tenten' down in earth wanted to know if a boy named 'Naruto' was your gift to women?" the assistant said, blushing at the feeling she got from holding the question sheet.
"Let me see that!" she said grabbing the question sheet and feeling what happened. "Oh yeah, I figured since no one would cut him a break, I'd give him a gift, never thought he'd be that good though, me-dammit, (well I couldn't have her say god-dammit now could I?) on the path of destiny he walks when he gets up here you, me and him are gonna have a lil fun!" she said smiling perversely but then she frowned. "Now if only someone could think of the way to beat this damn paperwork so I could have some me time."
The buzzer went off at the assistants desk telling her that another person had a asked a question with her name involved. Going outside and picking it up she had a huge shit eating grin on her face.
"You got your wish, Kami-sama," Kami's eye widened and she snatched the paper off the assistant, and let the info absorb through her:
'damn, how in the name of Kami-sama did Jiji not think of using shadow clones on his paperwork ? Is it really that simple that no one thinks it?' a certain blonde haired teen asked. "Ooooooh yesss, we are gonna have fun with this one," she smiled as she made a few shadow clones to take care of the paperwork
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"Well, I gotta go, I gotta get what I need from my apartment and leave, I hope I see you guys soon," he said winking at them before disappearing in a yellow flash.
After gathering the few things he needed he sighed and began the walk towards the gates he stopped by Ichiraku's ramen stand for a quick dozen bowls before paying and giving a nice tip and saying goodbye to the two.
Passing the gate he saw the two guards looking at him sadly. "see ya Izomu, see ya Kotetsu, have fun on your panty raids of the sexy-and-dangerous Kunoichi of Konoha" he said stopping at the gates and spending a few minutes talking to his two favourite Chunin.
"See ya Naruto it's gonna be dull here without you," Izumo said smiling sadly at their favourite blondey.
"Yeah and who's gonna have enough balls to come with us when we go after on a panty raid on Anko?" Kotetsu asked with a semi sad-perverted look on his face.
"Try Shino Aburame, that guy has nerves of steel!" he said picking up his duffle bag and walking through the gates. It wasn't until he was a kilometre outside of the village that the reality of what just happened hit him like a ton of bricks. And for the first time in years, Naruto Uzumaki broke down crying.
Hokage's office
Same time
Jiraiya kicked open the door before closing it again and setting up a privacy jutsu and marching up to Tsunade.
"What the hell is going on Tsunade, I get back from a recon mission and when I do I hear the villagers partying about the 'demon being banished' by the council and you, do you know what you just did?" he asked his eye's going from the door to her every few seconds.
"I banished a jinchuurik who was out of contro-" SSSSSLAP! Jiraiya just slapped Tsunade across the face.
"You just banished your godson you old hag! When Minato's brother hears about this he'll be here to find his nephew, and when he's not here he's gonna take everything that is in the Namikaze clan limits and there will be nothing we can do about it!" he yelled in her face, she went pale remembering the last time she fought against Minato's brother, it didn't end well for her.
She then thought about the resemblance between the three and found they were way too similar to not notice, she then thought about how similar then thought of his personality and noticed they were the same as well.
CCCRACCK SLLLLAAAM!!!! A man dressed in black with blue eye's and blonde spiky hair and a huge ass zanbatou on his back and a black forehead protector that had a creasant moon on it walked into the room, he had the two ANBU guards that where stationed outside and dragged the two into the room before throwing them before the Kage and the sage, he was in his early thirties and had a pissed off gleam in his eye, he glared at the two before he said three simple words "where is he?"
Five kilometres out side Konoha
Naruto was walking down the path, one hand in his pocket, the other holding the strap of his duffle bag. His tears had stopped flowing twenty minutes ago.
"Hey kit, can we talk for a second?" the Kyuubi asked from inside his cage.
'Sure.'
"Do you know where your going?" it asked
'Nope.'
"Do you mind if I make a suggestion?"
'Nope.'
"Why not head towards Shainingu Tsuki no Kuni?"
'Shining moon country huh, might just look it up.'
"Well kit, we got company, you want to stop holding back now?" the Kyuubi asked grinning mischievously.
'Oh HELL YEAH!' he thought giving his giving his own grin.
"Asuma, Kakashi, Gai you can all come out now, I know your there," he called out behind him.
The three Jonins jumped out from their hiding place and formed a triangle in front of him. Kakashi was the first person to speak.
"The council wishes you to comeback to ask you how you managed to take off the caged-bird-seal and make a seal that does the same job, if you resist, we'll take you by force," he said in a monotone voice,
Naruto just shrugged and made a few handseals "Fuuton : whirlwind arena," he said as the wind picked up, picking up leaves that surrounded the path, and it made a dome it wasn't strong enough to move them. Throwing his duffle bag outside the dome he got into a fighting stance none recognised. "If you want to me to go back just so you can kiss the councils ass, you gotta drag me back, or move out of my way and wait for the banishment to end," he said, his eye's a cold piercing blue. They attacked him simultaneously, but this jutsu he created amazed them, he was moving fast enough to dodge and continuously strike each of them, he noticed a man watching leaning against a tree watching the fight through the corner of his eye. Five minutes later he finished them off and summoned a toed to take them back to Konoha, then, the two blondes stared at each other, one ready to fight again, the other relaxed. Finally after three minutes of silence
"Are you here to bring me back or did you just enjoy seeing Konoha's finest get their asses kicked by an academy jutsu?" he asked slowly, grinning at the part about the academy thing.
"That was kawarmi no jutsu? Damn, you took that too a whole new level!" the man said, "you really are a Namikaze."
"You know who I am, so who are you?" he said carefully.
"Namikaze Strife Cloud, Jonin of higureagakure no sato of Shainingu Tsuki no Kuni."
"You think they'd let me join the village?"
"Sure, the Higurea-kage is always looking for new recruits."
"Okay then, Cloud, lead the way"
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Aaaaaaaaaaand that's it, hope you didn't find that to out there, but if you did, PLLLLEASE tell me where my mistakes are so I can correct them, read and review if you feel like it, both types of criticism are welcome, and just to let you all know, this is NOT gonna be a massive harem, I'm not putting sakura, ino Shizune or Tsunade in it, haku is dead in this fic. Tifa is gonna be with Cloud airith with Zach Yuffie with leon, kairi with sora and namine with roxas, so give me your requests and I'll put it to a vote, you have untill chapter 3 to dicide, OC's are welcome as long as you give me a rundown of what they can do
