And then we hop into the van and
Drive across the map.
We're half way there to Scout Camp and
Our van, it just broke down,
And just our luck, it's several hundred miles
Back to town.
We're in the middle of the woods
To test our survival skills.
It wasn't till we saw the bear
That we learned that
Nature kills.
Oh dear Scout Camp, look what you've done to me
We've lost almost all most all of our food and
Now I have to pee.
We still go to the Scout Camp, yes we're there
Most all the time,
But when we went to Klondike,
We learned our lives weren't worth a dime.
With psychotic little scouts,
And murderous snowball fights,
I think I shall be lucky to
Survive the first two nights.
Oh dear Scout Camp,
Look what's happened to me.
We took a long hike through the woods
And our troop's now down to three.
Starvation, grizzly bears,
Frostbite and poison oak.
When you go to Boy Scout camp,
You must try not to croak!
