Oh Dear Scout Camp (REVISED) It starts up at the store room where we Load up all our crap

And then we hop into the van and

Drive across the map.

We're half way there to Scout Camp and

Our van, it just broke down,

And just our luck, it's several hundred miles

Back to town.

We're in the middle of the woods

To test our survival skills.

It wasn't till we saw the bear

That we learned that

Nature kills.

Oh dear Scout Camp, look what you've done to me

We've lost almost all most all of our food and

Now I have to pee.

We still go to the Scout Camp, yes we're there

Most all the time,

But when we went to Klondike,

We learned our lives weren't worth a dime.

With psychotic little scouts,

And murderous snowball fights,

I think I shall be lucky to

Survive the first two nights.

Oh dear Scout Camp,

Look what's happened to me.

We took a long hike through the woods

And our troop's now down to three.

Starvation, grizzly bears,

Frostbite and poison oak.

When you go to Boy Scout camp,

You must try not to croak!