IMPORTANT AUTHOR'S NOTE:
I got this list from a profile, so this list might look familiar to some people. I didn't come up with the list only the next chapters.
"Hey Bella come here," Alice called as she walked through the door. Edward, Emmett, Rosalie, Jasper, and Alice were grouped around the coffee table. Under Alice's hand was a piece of paper. "Guess what we decided to do!" Alice said in a sing-song voice.
"What?" Bella asked sitting down beside Edward.
"First you have to call Jacob!"
"Do we have to get that mutt involved?" Rosalie asked exasperatedly.
"Yes" Alice answered as she handed Bella a phone. Bella called Jacob and asked him to come down to the Cullen's house. In 10 minutes they were all outside (because Jacob couldn't stand the smell inside)
"Ok, so we decided to go to the Wal-Mart down the street and have some fun!" Alice gushed. Instantly they all came up with ideas of what to do, Alice writing them down.
15 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART
1. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Walk up to
an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
" 'Code 3'
in housewares"... and see what happens.
3. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
4. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
5. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
6. When a
clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
"Why
can't you people just leave me alone?"
7. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
8. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
9. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
10. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
11. Hide in a
clothing rack and when people browse through,
say "PICK ME!"
"PICK ME!"
12. When an
announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position
and scream..
"NO! NO! It's those voices again!"
13. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
14. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"
15. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
A devious smile crossed all of their faces as they read over the list. "This is going to be awesome!" Emmett and Jacob said at the same time. And with that they all loaded up in the cars and went down to the local Wal-Mart.
Author's Note
I will put up the next chapter by tomorrow night! Please feel free to read my other stories! Read and Respond plz!
