Hi there! I know this sort of thing has been done before, but I just couldn't resist! This is my first Doctor Who story (if you can call it that), so if I don't get the Doctor's personality right, please tell me! Oh, and most of the chapters in this so called "story" will be VERY short, so you've been warned!... I guess that's it! On with the story!!

Disclaimer: If I owned Doctor Who and Twilight, I wouldn't be here, trust me.

Chapter One: Alice

The Doctor looked over at the young woman that stood in front of him as she
looked around the inside of the TARDIS, seemingly unsurprised. Well, technically, she was old enough to have grandchildren, but then again, he was even older than that.

"You know, normally at this point someone would comment on how she's bigger on the inside," the Doctor told her as he walked over to the controls. The girl watched him as he did so, smiling brightly.

"Well, normally they aren't a vampire with the power to see into the future," she told him smugly. He smiled back.

"True, true." He nodded as he began to work on the controls. "So Alice, where would you like to go? Past? Future? An alien planet?" Alice smiled. "You know what, I don't care, just as long as there's a mall there!" The Doctor smiled at her.

"Alice Cullen, you are one unique person!" he told her. "Out of all the amazing sights you can see, all you're worried about is if you'll be able to shop! How can you girls like shopping so much anyways? I've never really liked it!" Alice merely looked over at him, a shocked look on her face. "What do you mean you don't like shopping!?"

The Doctor sighed and shook his head. Maybe this was a mistake.


And I guess that's that! Please review!! Please!!