Me: Hey there everyone most of you on this site know me as leshamarieinuyasha but you can just call me lesha ^_^

Kyouya: Why are we here again?

Tamaki: Because lesha invited us onto her amazing show!!

Kyouya: And are we making profits?

Tamaki: What's it matter if we're having a good time

Kyouya: I'm out of here *prepares to leave room*

Me: Grab him Mori! *points at escaping Kyouya*

Mori: Hmm *grabs Kyouya by the wrist and binds legs with ropes*

Kyouya: LET ME GO YOU IDIOTS!

Hunny: Hey that's not very nice Kyo-chan.

Haruhi: He's not nice usually is he?

Mori: *nods head*

Hunny: Guess you have a point…

Me: Hey Tamaki, have you seen Hikaru and Kaoru?

Tamaki: What do I look like the devil's zoo keeper?

Me: *takes squeaky hammer of shelf*

Tamaki: lesha let's be reasonable now shall we.

Me: *bludgeons Tamaki with squeaky hammer*

Tamaki: Why lesha? Why?

Hikaru and Kaoru: XD oh my gosh we missed something didn't we?

Me: Hika-chan, Kao-Chan! I knew you two would show up *glomps the twins*

Hikaru: Whoa calm down *blushes crimson*

Kaoru: We said we'd show up didn't we? *chuckles*

Me: So I guess I'm only missing Renge now right?

Hikaru and Kaoru: YUCK! *sticks finger into the back of their throats*

Me: what?

Hikaru: Why would you invite her?

Kaoru: She's so…

Tamaki: Annoying?

Mori: loud?

Hunny: Hyper?

Haruhi: Eccentric?

Kyouya: Pushy?

Hikaru and Kaoru: No, that's not it… *scratches head*

Me: Sluttish?

Hikaru and Kaoru: YEAH! THAT'S IT ^_^

Me: *rolls eyes* I don't like her either but she's coming onto the show.

Everyone: *groans*

Me: *takes out squeaky hammer*

Everyone: *starts clapping hands*

Me: *giggles* That's better.

Tamaki: Hey wait weren't you going to invite a couple other guests onto the show as well?

Mori: Yeah

Hunny: Leash-Chan, weren't you going to invite some members of Ouran who weren't in the Host Club?

Me: Oh yeah! Thanks Hunny!! *grabs Hunny and pull him into tight embrace*

Hunny: *giggles*

Tamaki: Hey what about me! I was the one to remind you!

Me: Go hug a tree you hippie.

Tamaki: *goes off to sulk in emo corner*

Me: After the twins caught him and Haruhi together all blind folded *shiver* I don't think I could let him touch me*

Tamaki: I was only trying to help T.T

Hikaru and Kaoru: Sure…

Tamaki: *starts growing mushrooms*

Kyouya: Looks like mushroom soup is on the menu tonight

Everyone besides Haruhi: EWW!!

Me: okay enough screwing off you guys. I have something important I need to say.

Kaoru: Way to take charge, lesha!

Me: *blushes* Thanks Kao-Chan ^_^

Kyouya: Can we move on now?

Me: *glares* fine. As Hunny reminded me…

Tamaki: LESHA!

Me: *death glares* shut it!

Tamaki: Yes ma'am *shivers*

Me: As I was saying there are going to be some other members of Ouran coming on the show. *looks to Stage Door Right* COME ON OUT GUYS!

Everyone: *gasps as large group files out onto stage*

Me: Okay here's our group.

Nekozawa: Hello there I'm Nekozawa prince of darkness

Everyone: ahhh!

Me: Shut it guys *takes out flashlight* Behave Nekozawa!

Nekozawa: NO! *hides in dark closet*

Me: *rolls eyes*

Kasanoda: Sup? I'm Kasanoda.

Haruhi: Casanova sempai?

Hikaru: Isn't it…

Kaoru: Bossa Nova?

Me: Apparently not…

Ranka: Haruhi you're daddy's here!!

Haruhi: Dad?

Tamaki: But she's my daughter!

Me: Oh gosh *rolls eyes again*

Benio: Fair maiden thank you for inviting us on your show *takes my hand*

Hikaru: lesha, you didn't!

Kyouya: Looks like she did

Tamaki: Is that who I think it is?

Chizuru and Hinako: Fair maiden we give you our thanks *takes other available limbs

Everyone: THE ZUKA CLUB?!

Hunny: Why leash-Chan?

Me: Hey people may want the dirt on the Zuka Club. Also the dares coming in should be good. Also they scare Tamaki XD

Tamaki: lesha, you're so mean to me *sobs*

Me: I only do it because I love you sempai.

Hikaru and Kaoru: love?

Me: Don't worry guys I love you two even more. Tamaki's love is tough love. Your love is smexy love.

Kaoru: Wow.

Hikaru: Lesha is dirty *thinks perverted thoughts*

Me: *Sees perverted thought bubble and pops it* Get your mind out of the gutter, Hikaru!

Hikaru: Sorry…

Me: Alright so here is how things are going to go. Through reviews *points* you the viewers are going to submit awesome truth questions or any dares you wish to see. I'll respond by putting that dare or truth question into the next chapter of the story.

Kyouya: And we have to answer honestly?

Me: Yep. The truth questions you can't go lying about. You can even ask me truth questions…unless they're too personal.

Hikaru: Give us an example

Me: Okay as an example asking me where I live. I'll answer country/state ect. But no addresses and stuff like that.

Tamaki: But we already know where you live.

Me: *duck tapes Tamaki's mouth shut* Quiet you brainless blonde!

Ranka: That boy really doesn't know how to stay quiet.

Zuka Club: *Nods head in agreement*

Me: Okay so…

Renge: WAIT! *bursts through Stage Door Left* YOUR STAR HAS ARRIVED!

Mori: Oh goodie *lowers head*

Me: A little late now aren't we, Renge?

Renge: Hello! *points to head* This hair took an hour to make beautiful

Hikaru: *snickers* beautiful? Looks like a bird crapped on your head while on they way here.

Me: *trying to suppress laugh* Kyouya…can…you…sign us off? *bursts out laughing*

Kyouya: Fine *sighs* Review for Ouran Truth and Dares and your dares/questions will be put on the show.

Me: *rolling on floor laughing my ass off*

Tamaki: And remember fair maidens and gents the show can't go on without you!!

Me: HAHAHAHA XD

Mori: *rummaging through old trunk*

Hunny: You find it yet Takeshi?

Mori: This it? *holds up straight jacket*

Hunny: Yep ^_^

Me: Oh no *looks at Mori and takes off running* KEEP THE STORY ALIVE AND REVIEW!!


You heard us!! Review the story, submit questions and dares, and I'll produce another chapter!! Thanks guys!!