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This is a collection of fic's I was able to save of a web archive that has shut down recently. Some had been edited so my text reader would work better. So original authors and extra stuff was removed from the fic .
On the ones that have not been edited I will be editing them so the original authors will get credited for their parts. Also if you have the parts that I'm missing let me know in a PM will edit them in. Same with other fic's if you have them will post for others to be able to read.
Setsuna's Fault
He Cast the Painting into the Fire and very Calmly Began Another (DARK) [Episode 166505]
by KChasm
It flickered, and she thought it was coming back up for a moment. It was that dim hope still still felt even as the first of the cracks appeared in everything, splintering outwards from the Gate like sharp tendrils.
"Oh no no no—" Sailor Pluto managed to choke out a moment before she, and the space she had existed in, were lost in the ever-widening chasm of…
Chaos. It was chaos, and it consumed cities, leaving nothing and everything behind. Most people didn't see it coming upon them from everywhere at once before they were gone. The ones that did were lucky enough to go mad before they lost.
Like flower blooming, it spread throughout the universe.
And then, everything was, simply, chaos. There was no other way to describe it, because it was true chaos, without any sort of -ness at all. It lacked shape and form. It was every shape and form. It was true and false and usually and almost never and none of the above, all at once.
But even true chaos is as difficult to maintain as true order, and after eons that weren't really eons at all but milliseconds that were eons that were leap years that were newtons, patterns began to appear.
Nothing major, at first. The same instance of chaos began to happen again and again, that was all. But it was enough, and the chaotic everything wasn't chaos anymore but only realities and not-realities, mixed together like millions of melted wax candles.
And finally, a semblance of order appeared, manifested as reality.
Realities, rather. Many, many different realities that slowly separated from each other, seeking out their rightful planes of existence.
—
Usagi had been surprised when the door to her room had flown open and that boy had come running in like the devil himself was on his tail. Well, something had been chasing him, in any case. She could tell, seeing how the boy had also taken care to shut (well, slam) the door behind it.
Really, she had been half expecting something like this. It had been a bad day all around. And she didn't even want to think about what would happen once her parents learned about her failing her latest test. She was a good person, wasn't she? She'd gone a saved that cat from those kids earlier that day, hadn't she? Where was the positive karma she was supposed to have?
And now this boy was looking around her room like his life depending on it. He turned to look at her. "Sakes alive, don't you have any religious symbols around here or something?" He half-pleaded, half-yelled. He was dressed strangely, too. Seriously, who wore fedoras and trench coats?
"Hey!" Usagi demanded back angrily. "Who do you think you are, busting in my room like this and invading my privacy?"
"Well, your front door was open, and—whaaaaat?" The boy in the coat looked taken aback, I look of shock on his face. "You've never heard of me?" Then his expression facing into a wide grin. "Then allow me to introduce myself! I am Ranma Saotome, paranormal detective!"
He raised his arm into the air, pointer finger extended, posing grandly, and it might've been impressive, even, had a floating, flaming girl not suddenly broken the door down.
—
"U…sagi?"
"Oh no oh no oh no oh no…" The small girl hurried to where the other child lay, suddenly remembering the events that had taken place just moments before. That great thing had come rushing towards her, its scythe-like arms raised to strike her down where she stood, when suddenly he had come hurtling from the side, pushing her out of its path, screaming her name. "Ranma! D - don't talk! I'll f - find a grown-up!"
But even though neither of them were even teenagers, yet, they both knew that when something ripped through your stomach and out your back like that thing had done to Ranma -
It had been a miracle that Usagi had landed where she had after he'd pushed her, right next to the weapon. She'd picked up the gun, aimed carefully (Just like poor Mr. Ryoji had shown her, joking around before the whole mess had started. Poor Mr. Ryoji. He was dead now), and fired. And the thing had melted away (just like Mr. Ryoji had said it would, too).
But there wasn't any hope left in Ranma's eyes, just calm, sad acceptance (God, she would think after she had grown older, how could someone that young have had such eyes?). "Usagi…promise me somethin'…" His voice was fading now.
"Yes?" She listened closely, barely breathing.
"Promise me…that you'll do th' right thing. Not the things yer friends want you to do because of something that's suppos'd ta be or someth…" He trailed off for a second. She could tell it hurt him to speak, but he tried his best to not show any of the pain. "Promise me!" he gasped. "Promise that - if you ever have a choice b'tween becoming Empress of Japan or savin' a million people - promise me you'll save…th' people!"
Tears were in both of their eyes, now. "I - I promise." said Usagi.
"Alrigh'" said Ranma, and he turned his head to the side and died.
—
The boy's clothes were bloody, his eyes glassy.
"Boy…" he whispered, mentally praying that Rei didn't follow him out of the shrine. "Are you alright?"
"I killed him." the boy whispered back, his voice hitching as he tried not to cry. "I killed him - I killed him and I'll be reincarnated as a slug or a worm or a termite -"
"Settle down, boy." He bent down, as to not appear so tall and frightening. "Now, who are you talking about? What did you do?"
"Pop - wanted me to be strong, so it's my fault - climbed into - I tried to get him back out, I really did, but - the cat - the cat -" The child suddenly rushed forwards, burrowing his face into the old man's shoulder, repeating the same two words again and again. "The cat! The cat! The cat!"
Setsuna's Fault: Senshi Shinobi [Episode 176079]
by The Demented Redhead
She continued to watch as reality itself … well, the reality she would belong in … began to fuse back together, history itself settling into a fixed series of events that would define this reality from the multitude of others that could and would exist.
Frankly, she didn't care … as long as Ranma's presence was dealt with.
She paused a bit, stopping from switching the Gates over to a reconnaissance mode, to ponder what she had seen. If Ranma was still there and curse her luck she just knew that that little pigtailed Casanova would be there and alive then she would be hard pressed to deal with him. The Gates needed some serious downtime, which meant that while they repaired themselves, she would be stuck in this world as well.
And the longer this world remained, the harder it would be to shift things once again if need be.
"Maybe I'll get lucky and the bastard will have been taken to be Beryl's sex toy," she muttered. Surely that chaos gigolo could tame that bitch. Why not? It wasn't like Mamoru ever ended up with a harem.
Well, there had been that one reality… But that had been Usagi's doing, wanting to spice up what she called a 'vanilla' sex life.
Taking a deep breath, she slowly reset the Gate to Reconnaissance, and set the repair functions to begin.
After all, it wasn't like anything bad would be there to see.
Now, where was Japan? Japan?
Japan…?
Japan?
Pluto's eyes opened wide, as she began to fire off a series of curse words not heard in the galaxy since the Great Fall.
The sneeze slowly stirred Usagi from her sleep. It was almost too hard to wake up. The bed was so soft, the covers so warm, the arms holding her so gentle…
Arms?
She slowly opened her eyes, seeing what had to be male arms holding her body; her … naked body.
Is this that weird dream again where I have all those yummy Mamo-chans running around?
She turned slowly. If it was a dream, then she'd enjoy it.
If it wasn't, someone was about to get some Moon Tiara Action sent up their ass for taking her purity.
The face was close to Mamoru's, but it was off, even the hair was wrong.
She was about to scream, when the man in question opened his eyes, his deep blue eyes that spoke to her of some sort of … connection to him.
"Morning, Usagi," he said, kissing her lightly on her lips, before he lay back down. "Just give me a few minutes, and I'll get up and deal with the kids today. You just worry about taking care of the little one."
She blinked at that. Kids? Okay, maybe I'm still dreaming. I mean, it was like I was dreaming with someone flipping the channels, but you'd think I'd remember having kids.
His hand traveled a bit lower on her body, stopping at her stomach … her big stomach. "That's right, Little One; Mommy's going to spend time taking care of you today."
Usagi could only blink, before she raised the covers slightly, revealing that she was in fact very pregnant. Deciding her mind was just not up to dealing with going to sleep a virgin schoolgirl and waking up married and pregnant, she decided more sleep was necessary.
Ranma looked up to see his wife's eyes were once again closed, sleeping peacefully. "Man, I know she hates not being on missions."
He smiled as he looked over her face. "I'm really lucky to find someone like you in my life."
Hell, they'd only been married for fourteen years. He was ready for thousands more.
"This is bullshit," muttered Pluto.
She had been prepared to deal with almost any reality. Hell, she'd settle for a reality where Ranma was some three-eyed demon king.
But reality had been rewritten; even the Earth itself was changed. Land masses were shifted, geography altered.
"Neo-Queen Serenity is not supposed to be married to him, with children!î she screamed. ìAnd she certainly isn't supposed to be a [chain of expletives deleted by Universal Censors] ninja!"
Senshi Shinobi: Backstory Part 1 [Episode 185149]
by The Demented Redhead
When Usagi awoke, she could only stand up, looking at her bulging stomach.
"I'm a mother," she said, caressing the bulge.
"Indeed."
She turned, seeing Sailor Pluto before her. "Setsuna, what's going on?" she asked, forgetting to refer to the Senshi of Time by her Sailor Title.
"A very … very bad thing, something that I cannot fix for at least a month," Pluto said mournfully.
"Explain," said Usagi, her face seeming to take on the Princess Serenity look.
"I was trying to correct a … anomaly in the space-time continuum that threatened Senshi interest," she said. "But the anomaly refused to disappear, further twisting itself into the Senshi business."
"An anomaly?" Usagi asked.
Pluto nodded, trying to word her responses to give no clue that the anomaly was really the person currently married to the Princess. "However, my efforts overtaxed the Gates, and thus reality reset itself into … this."
"Are the others okay?" asked Usagi.
Pluto nodded. "They all exist here, and like you, they may recall their old lives. However, as time goes forward, the lives they would have led in this timeline will seep into their brains. I'm afraid that before I can even correct this, you all will recall the full lives of your counterparts in this universe."
Usagi slowly nodded, still rubbing her distended belly. "What are we like here?" she asked.
Pluto sighed. "We are currently in a place called Konoha, a ninja village."
"Ninja?" asked Usagi.
Pluto nodded. "We each exist here, but come from similar families. For example, Hotaru lives here with her father, but they adopted a younger boy who was orphaned during a demon-invasion some twelve years ago."
"Demons?" asked Usagi, eyes wide.
"A demon fox," said Pluto. "The village was able to seal it inside a boy, which you adopted. The you of this universe did not have the Ginzuishou, so they could not negate the demon. The Fourth Hokage, a leader of the village at the time, sacrificed his life to do so. Since he was friends both with your husband here, and you, you both chose to adopt the boy, and ensure the village did not treat him as the demon itself."
Usagi slowly nodded. "Can I purify him?"
"No, the Ginzuishou cannot be called here," said Pluto. "However, your husband has been teaching the child to wield the power, without falling to the influence."
"Huh?"
Pluto sighed. Sometimes, Usagi was still Usagi. "He's teaching the child to wield Black Moon energy without being evil.î
"Oh," said Usagi nodding. "But wait, if I'm married to this guy, what happened to Mamoru."
Pluto sighed. "He is married to one of my sisters."
"You have sisters?" asked Usagi, astonished.
"In this world I do. Like I said, the reset changed a lot of things. Do you know Beryl exists here, but as a good guy?"
"What?" asked Usagi.
"She married Mamoru shortly after you married Ranma," Pluto said, cringing at mentioning the name of the chaos that she had tried to remove, pointing to a picture on the wall.
Usagi walked over to it, spying Mamoru and Beryl in the photo, wearing wedding attire, with the man she woke up to and herself standing to the side. "How?'
"Ranma and you were engaged to be married when you were younger, the same with Beryl and Mamoru," Pluto said sadly. "She is not the Beryl you remember, but the Beryl long before Metallia turned her. If she has any memories from our world, she would recall them as nightmares."
Usagi slowly nodded, part of her saddened that her love had been replaced, and that his had been replaced with an enemy from long ago. "Children?" Usagi asked, spying several other photos of herself and her new husband with several other kids, including Chibi-Usa.
"Many of the Senshi have children here," said Pluto, deciding not to tell Usagi that Beryl was Setsuna's half-sister here. "Our ages also seem to be varied, so we are not all of the same age group. From what I have learned, Hotaru has your husband as a teacher."
Usagi could only blink, spying a photo of her new husband with two Outers, and children among them. "Michiru and Haruka have children?"
"They are still together," said Pluto. "But they sort of … asked your permission to use your current husband as a sperm donor for children."
Usagi could only blink. "What?"
"Your husband, with your permission, donated the needed … stuff … so that both could have children," added Pluto, trying to not upset the Princess. "They each have one boy, Michiru has a young girl, and Haruka is expecting twin girls."
Usagi slowly nodded, before making her way to her bed, and proceeding to lie down.
"I think I may have overdid it," Pluto sighed, as Usagi proceeded to pass out.
Senshi Shinobi: Enter the Teams [Episode 189061]
by Kestral
Iruka looked over the class, feeling the mix of emotions that were expected of a teacher whose class had done well. Some of them would actually make it through their jonin's test to fully make genin. Some would end up in the remedial program. Some would wash out, turn their backs on the ninja profession and get jobs where a kunai in the back was not considered a normal work-comp injury.
"Team Haruka. Tobio. Rikuro. Nobitsu."
Iruka Umino tuned out the dismay from the three boys. Haruka had a bit of a reputation as a hard case who hated the male gender. Which Iruka knew wasn't completely true, Haruka mainly had problems with specific members of the male gender. Haruka used that reputation for her own purposes though, so he certainly wasn't going to give any comfort to that team.
"Team Michiru," continued Iruka. "Natsumi. Faisal. Itsumo."
Murmurs from those three as they tried to figure out what this all meant. Michiru's artistic skills were well known within the village, as well as her relationship with Haruka. As Faisal was a Fuuinjutsu specialist, Natsumi was into genjutsu with her focus as a flute-player, and Itsumo was a ninjutsu specialist with a strong water affinity - it was an odd enough grouping.
"Team Misato," continued Iruka. "Rei Ayanami, Asuka Langley, Shinji Ikari."
"How the heck did HE pass?!" demanded Asuka.
"How troublesome," quietly said Rei into the silence after that outburst.
"What, you want a piece of me, Wonder bread?!" demanded Asuka.
"Quiet, all of you!" said Iruka. Oh yeah. There was pride in his class mostly graduating, and a certain degree of wistful loss of the familiar faces, and a certain satisfaction in knowing that some of them were NOT going to be loud and annoying around HIM anymore.
"Team Roy," continued Iruka after Asuka sat back down. "Eric, Alphonse, Winry."
The two brothers high-fived each other while Winry just smiled. Actually, if Iruka had anyone to bet - he'd bet all three of them passed.
"Team Kurenai. Kiba Inuzuka, Shino Aburame, Sakura Haruno."
A disappointed sound from Sakura and an acknowledging yap from Akamaru were the only replies on that.
"Team Kakashi. Sasuke Uchiha, Akane Tendo, Shampoo."
"I am in hell."
"No worry, Sasuke. We get rid of pervert girl, be happy."
"Who are you calling pervert?! How did YOU pass with that speech impediment?!"
"Yup, hell."
"Don't worry Sasuke! I'll save you." "Don't worry Sasuke! I'll save you."
"Don't copy me!" "Don't copy me!"
BONK! BONK!
"Ooh, double chalk throw no jutsu!" said Naruto. He'd never seen it before, at least when it hadn't been directed at him.
Iruka dusted his hands off before continuing.
"Team Ranma. Naruto Uzumaki-"
Senshi Shinobi: Rei-blue [Episode 242198]
by Kestral
There were, in fact, SIX Rei Ayanami.
"Heee-eyyy."
They ranged in personality from a sort of Yamato Nadeshiko type to… well, HER.
Rei-blue, more commonly referred to as THAT Rei or Ree. Possibly the most dangerous ninja in the village. Certainly the most dangerous of her class. She was strong, fast, creative, had a temper that ran cold and playful. Which was a combination that had hardened shinobi looking a little nervous in her presence.
It was a law of Konohagakure. Not one handed down by a Council or Advisor or Hokage, but it was a law everyone in the village knew.
Do NOT piss off any of the Rei, but especially don't piss off THAT one. Not a good idea, not something you want to experience, tantamount to a Darwin Award (though as they didn't have a Darwin they used the name Kawamusa who'd come up with much the same thing) being handed out. (In fact, once Rei-blue had heard about this, she had gone to Rei-white and gotten her to make several brass trophies featuring a monkey contemplating a human skull with the base proclaiming it to be a Darwin (Kawamusa) Award. She would cheerfully present these to the person who'd just pissed her off and then take her sweet time setting up a messy end for the individual in question. Unless she were stopped somewhere along the way and suitable apologies from the offending party were given.)
All the Rei had special abilities, which was considered an unstable bloodline.
1) Rei-white was a Yamato Nadeshiko sort. Calm, intelligent, loyal, friendly, and skilled at all sorts of arts and crafts as well as traditional feminine undertakings.
2) Rei-blue was, as mentioned, a bit of a sociopath waiting to happen. She was mainly controlled/leashed by the Hokage (whom she respected) and her sisters (whom she loved in her own fashion). She was also the most powerful of the Rei when it came to being able to deal out massive amounts of damage. One of her favorite skills was changing her fingers to clawed appendages that her strength was quite capable of putting through various objects.
3) Rei-green dyed her hair the color of fresh evergreen. She was otherwise a scholarly type, and wore a pair of glasses which did absolutely nothing other than further differentiated her from the other Rei. Fuuinjutsu expert.
4) Rei-red wore her hair long and in a pigtail. Fire magic was her talent and she was fond of archery. Not much for silent though, the most "chatty" of any of the Rei Ayanami.
5) Rei-black didn't dye her hair, having the same hairstyle and coloration as the Rei who didn't bother with such things. However, she was as silent as Rei-red was a chatterbox. Rei-black had seen Kakashi Hatake with his mask and had immediately gotten one herself. She was into stealth. In fact, it wasn't uncommon for people to not notice she was even in the room for some time. Which had pleased her teachers and spooked her classmates.
6) The final Rei Ayanami was known alternatively as Rei-prime (as she was the first-born), Rei-silver as her hair was less blue or white as silvery-gray. Some called her Valkyrie after her choice of spear as her primary weapon.
None of which helped Naruto as he'd gotten Rei-blue on his team.
"Uhm, hi," said Naruto. Sure, he pranked people. Particularly people who shunned him or were abusive towards him. Rei-blue on the other hand, had a cruel streak he lacked.
"Nervous?" asked Rei, cocking her head in a manner that suggested a bird somehow.
"Well, a bit," admitted Naruto. "Even if I know our sensei, this is a big step."
"Ye-ahhh," said Rei, looking over Naruto. "People hate you, fear you, ignore you."
"Yeah, I know. Not everyone though, and I don't know WHY they hate me," griped Naruto.
Rei nodded at that and settled back. Eventually the third member of their team finished up and joined them in waiting for their sensei.
