Hey there this is my first fanfic so tell me if you liked it, if it's not funny, if it's corny, or whatever.

Disclaimer: I dont own anything below

In Which rukia plots revenge

"rukia, for the last time, i am NOT gonna wear that freakin...thing"
"aw c'mon ichigo dont be a sore loser it was your fault you went and came with me"
"I came with you?! you black-mailed me! where did you get those pictures?!" "i have my sources...(insert evil smile while forcing ichigo to wear the damn thing via blackmail)"

-flashback-

"irashaimasen rukia-chan what can i do for you today"
"urahara, dont play dumb, i need the... y'know"
"hmmm i see i see so the time has finally come"
(hands to rukia something mysterious and doesnt look like an envelope filled with pictures)
"thanks a lot urahara i owe you one"
(runs away to start ichigo's living hell)

-end of flashback-

"what did i ever do to you"
"what did you ever did to me?! i'll tell you what you did to me"
"god here we go again"

-flashback (again)-

"ichigo have you seen my newly drawn chappy picture? i think i misplaced it"
"you lost another again? thats the 15th time! if you're doing some kind of sick joke"
"you imbecile im not joking i cant always lose my drawings! chappy would be sad"
"yeah yeah tell that to someone who cares, you're wasting paper"
(rukia broods)
(ichigo does his difficult math homework)
(rukia sees scratch paper ichigo is solving on)
(ichigo discards paper...and misses the trashbin)
(rukia curiously gets paper and sees 'marvelous' drawing of chappy! dun dun duuun)
"ICHIGO!!" (rukia knocks over trashbin disturbing ichigo and shuffles through many crumpled and obliterated chappy drawings with math all over the back) "ICHIGO WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?! YOU'RE GONNA PAY FOR THIS"
"SHUT THE HELL UP I DID'NT KNOW AND IT'S YOUR FAULT YOU ALWAYS PUT YOUR DRAWING ON MY DESK FLIPPED BACK NEXT TO MY HOMEWORK"
"WOULD IT KILL YOU TO CHECK"

"YOUR DRAWINGS ARENT THAT GOOD ANYWAY"
-end of flashback (whew that was long btw that took rukia half n' hour to explain that to ichigo)-

"and that's what happened"
"geez it wasnt my fault"
"it is"
"is not"
"argh rukia let's just get this over with i wanna leave"
"fine"
(rukia drags a very red strawberry into a spacious landmark with loads of people wearing costumes of different animes -namely PoT, souleater, d.gray-man, fruits basket, final fantasy, FMA, etc. etc)
"rukia this is ridiculous"
"shut up you're a strawberry right now and strawberries dont complain"
"and what are you supposed to be- last week's supper"
"dont you have any fashion sense in that tinier than hitsugaya taicho brain of yours"
"argh!this is gonna be a loooong night"

(and with that, rukia has accomplished revenge against a certain unwilling strawberry by taking him to a cosplay event)

(well ichigo wasnt really a strawberry, rukia just called him that to shut him up, and what ichigo was really wearing was: black pants,combat boots, man-bra, long red coat, and a silvery short gin-like wig.
coughdantecoughdevilmaycrycough)

(and rukia's outfit was: long long long long long long blond hair wig parted in the middle, metal triangular ear-headband, and lolita-like outfit...coughchicoughchobitscoughwheez)

(ITEMs FOR BLACKMAILING: many pictures of ichigo trying to pop out blackheads from his dotty red nose strongly resembling a strawberry, ichigo secretly picking out carrots from his curry when he was 5,
and lastly, ichigo with an irritated and agitated face while clutching his stomach in grade school.
picures coutesy of urahara who got copies off of ishiin's secret album.)

END

Thanks for reading i hope it's not too bad :) review please! --fanfictionusername