Author's Note: This is a sequel to the story What do you want for your birthday? Him! written for DeeplyShallow's birthday and continues the story of their masterminded plans on my birthday, otherwise known as today! Hope you like it!

Chapter One - Deadie's Birthday

After doing everything in the world, Dee and Deadie lounged on the sofa not knowing what to do. They'd even sung Wicked songs while Deadie played them on her piano and watched every single youtube video that had anything vaguely to do with Wicked. It was so bad that Dee had even got bored of pouting for reviews. It was Deadie's birthday so was meant to be exciting full of laughter and happiness but instead the only sound was Deadie's soft snores.

Next to them was Fiyero, sitting on a wooden chair that he was tied to. They had tried undoing the rope, but he'd refused to do what he was told and tried to run away. Dee and Deadie couldn't understand what his problem was really, all they'd asked him to do was dance around in some tight trousers with a kiss every now and then. It was hardly much to ask, but not to him. Fiyero had changed surprisingly since march, the giant Olivar Tompsett look alike had shrunken in the wash and now looked strangely like Lee Mead, the soapy water must have turned his curly. But Deadie didn't mind the change, she was still quite happy to stare him until his terrified caused her to burst out life and he'd only been in her house for an hour. After Deadie had kidnapped him for Dee's birthday, those many months ago, Dee hadn't managed to think of a present for her best friend to beat the one she'd given her, so she gave up and gave Fiyero to her instead.

"Fiyero what do you think we should do?" Deadie asked as she woke up, pulling the rag away from his mouth.

"As you've done everything else how about letting me go?" he tried to suggest.

"I think not. If I did what would I give Dee, next year for her birthday," she told him, before turning to Dee, "Not that I'm giving him back to you for your birthday or anything," she lied badly, before falling back to sleep.

Ignoring Fiyero, Dee turned on the TV.

Deadie woke up with a start, the TV practically screaming at her. Dee flicked through the channels finding nothing but trash on the TV. Eventually she paused on the news, the only sort of entertaining programme on. The newsreader read out another devastating story about wars and the deaths they caused.

"Can't we change the channel? This is too depressing for my birthday, isn't there anything happy on TV."

"Nope," Dee explained turning off the TV and suggesting to her friend, "Think what a great place the world would be polygamy of fictional characters was legal, there would be no more disputes over who marries Fiyero."

"I'm going to marry Fiyero!" Deadie shouted, finally getting enough energy to stand up.

"No, I'm going to marry...wait, why are we arguing we'll both marry him," Dee grinned.

"There'd be world peace," Deadie exclaimed, as they both ignored Fiyero desperate screams under his gag. She even breathed out a happy sigh of relief as she realised, she would never have to fear crazy Edward Cullen fan girls again as they'd be as happy as can be, it's Edward Cullen who should be worried. At that moment Dee and Deadie began making their plan to end all wars and finally create world peace.


Author's Note: I didn't have time to finish this story before my birthday, so this is now a multi chapter. If there is any characters, (that I know) that you would marry if the law was passed, you may be lucky enough to marry them in the story, unfortunately I don't have the power to do it in real life. :P x