A/N: KH2 not mine.


"So..." A shadow spoke out.

"Destroy. Destroy. Destroy." The other shadows simply continued moving.

"The weather's nice today...dark and dreary..." He commented, as it was the middle of the night.

"Destroy. Destroy. Destroy." The other shadows paid no attention whatsoever.

"I'd kill for some hearts! Hah! I'm kidding." He remarked, trying to get their attentions.

"Destroy. Destroy. Destroy." They didn't even bat an eye.

"So I said to the Soldier, 'That's not a Heartless, it's just a Nobodie!'." It chuckled, still trying to get their attentions.

"Destroy. Destroy. Destroy." Only to fail again.

"Get it? Nobodie? No one important?"

"Destroy. Destroy. Destroy."

"Uh, I'm not talking to myself..." He stopped moving.

"Destroy. Destroy. Destroy." The others continued.

"...Okay...I am talking to myself."


For the love of...is it that hard to strike up a conversation?! "Grah!" A slashed one of the buildings in frustration, flinching from the loud screeches I made. It was the same everyday. I try to talk to them, but nooooo, they have to go "Destroy. Destroy. Destroy." What are they even trying to destroy? Heck, how can they 'destroy' when a kid with some cartoon animals comes from who knows where and beats them up? That kid with his...something key. Car key? House key?

Whatever, it had something to do with key.

I melted myself into the ground the moment I saw that weird thing-a-ma-bob appear, claymores or something, making those weird bombs again. Once I knew I was safe, I watched my...what were they now? 'Company' I guess, were being blown into the sky, only to be blown up again into tiny pieces. Some of them were actually smart, melting into the ground the moment the bombs are released. Naturally, we are invulernable in this state, so the bombs had no effect at all.

However, doing this is like swimming. If we weren't careful, we could accidently die because to 'melt' we need to hold our breaths. This is probably why you never see a a shadow stay 'melted' for too long. Then again, I wonder if these brainless things even need to breathe?

The moment I returned back to normal, I took a deep breath, and 'melted' again. The others, did not. They were tossed around like objects, until they were blown apart.

I sighed at the scene, and climbed the building sitting beside me all while 'melted' I tell you. When I reached the top, I returned back to normal again, and scratched my antennas. Though the bombs did a good job in eliminating shadows, it wouldn't actually aim for the shadows from what I've seen. It mearly prevents attacks on the city itself. So I could be hurting normal people, it wouldn't care. Now, when I slashed across this building...that's a different story. I could only think that the city's defence system had a mind of its own on how to do things. I guess it does protect the people...but still...

Also, yes, I do realize that I'm the reason why all those shadows were blown apart. However, I could care less, as they come in a dime a dozen pretty much. "(Sigh) This really sucks."...However, I do mind the fact that I'm different from all of them. No matter what I do or say, its like I'm invisable to them. And when facing humans...heck, they run away screaming for help, and some random ninja appears out of nowhere to 'take care of me'. I have so many questions, but so very few-

(Poke.)

...My thinking was abruptly stopped, when I felt pressure on my head.

(Poke. Poke.)

I had failed to notice the figure beside me, and dared not turn around. Why?

"D...Did you just...?" We Heartless don't need to 'see' to 'see' you. Sounds strange because it is. Basically, we have two types of vision. Normal, or dark. How dark is different from normal is we do not see anything but darkness. The only thing that we see in that darkness is light...that comes from people, or other living creatures. It's actually pretty useless in my opinion.

So, when I'm using my 'dark' vision, and see nothing but light, it means either two things.

1. I'm surrounded by people, which is NOT the case.

2. Key kid is behind me.


Sooo, yeah, the answer was number two. I wonder if it was karma, sending so many of my kind to the other world...wait, isn't that a good thing? Then again, I've never tried 'died' myself, so I wouldn't know.

"Talk." Damn. While I was thinking the key user took out his...Key...key...

Key-something...What the heck was it called?

When I was touched by the infernal thing, I yelped, falling off the building in the process. Due to my body made of a gel like substance, it didn't really hurt me too much. Except the burning on my back was NOT going away.

"ARGH!" It was like my back was on fire, and I was rolling over the ground trying to put that 'fire' out. Even though there was no fire, it did make me feel a bit better. I was still pissed though. "You stupid...how about I stick a torch to your back and see how YOU like it?!" I shouted, but wished I hadn't. Buildings were lighting up, and people were grumbling.

"What's going on?!"

"It's the middle of the night!"

"Who's there?!"

Boo hoo. It's wasn't like the world would end if they lacked a bit of sleep. However, I did not want to stick around because an angry mob didn't sound very fun. I 'melted' into the ground and made my escape.


When I couldn't hear them anymore, I thought the coast was clear, and returned to normal.

(Thwack!)

"Gotcha!"...Only to be hanging in the air by my neck. "You can talk, can't you?!"

"Well, I won't be talking anytime soon if you keep CHOKING ME!!" I hissed. The kid let go one of his hands. "Uh...the other one?" And pointed his key...key...

"Blizzard!" A chunk of ice tossed be back into a wall, and froze me to it.

"COLD!" That sonuva gun...

"Alright, start talking." The kid said again. "First, how can you talk?"

"I move my lips, stupid." I snapped. I realized what he meant by that, but I guess I was just bored. I have never talked to someone before, that actually talked back.

"Stupid?" He seemed shocked, isn't this the part when someone gets mad? "What I meant is how you, a heartless, is talking."

"Heartless...?...Oh yeah, that's what we are." I thought out loud. "Um, I dunno. I just do?"

"Hmm." He began thinking for a moment, and then looked as though an idea stuck him. "I know." He pointed his keyblade at-THAT'S WHAT IT WAS!! "Blizzard!"

"GWEH!" I froze even more. "What the h-"

"BLIZZARD!"
"GAH!"
"BILZZARD!"
"WAH!"
"BLIZZARD! BLIZZARD! BLIZZARD!!!"

I swear, if that kid yells out that ice spell again, I'll knock him out flat. HOWEVER, that is, if I wasn't stuck in this godforsaken chunk of ice.


Now, I can't remember what happened after, probably blacked out due to the cold temperature, but I somehow found myself stuck in a messy building, with books on the ground everywhere.

And a few other people who I would be glad to NOT see. Loner, ninja girl, flower girl, old man, old wizard, duck, dog...thing, and...key...key...

"It's awake!" Well, I forgot. Again. And from what I can see...I am really screwed.

"Fu-"