Author's Note: Hey guys! This is gonna be a short collection of drabbles that can range from light and fluffy and cute, to dark and depressing. Hope you guys enjoy! Please review.
Bat-Family: Robins Galore
Dick walked into the briefing room of the Batcave, where all of the other previous Robins gathered around the mission board, looking for something to do, and a way to help the people of Gotham. Dick walked to the board and looked at the listings. Nothing particularly interesting presented itself. Mostly petty theft and robberies were the most dangerous jobs. The streets had been significantly safer ever since the Family was created. Batman's Crusade against crime had payed off. "Nothing good huh?" Dick asked rubbing his chin. "Nothing worth wasting our time on. The GCPD can handle these." Jason replied. Ever since they had cleaned up the Gotham Police Department, their jobs had become a lot easier, not having to worry as much about the streets now that the police were doing their jobs. They were still in contact with Commissioner Gordon, who had been a major help with cleaning up the police department. "Batman and I easily did the most when I was Robin" Dick said dismissively. Jason snorted. "Something you want to say Todd?" Dick asked with a bit of a scowl. "Batman and I easily did more than you when you were Robin." "You two are pathetic" Tim said, "Remember the Arkham Knight incident?" He gave Jason a pointed glace. Jason scowled and turned away. Damian piped up and said, "And who is the current Robin?" Duke and Carrie looked at him. Duke said, "What? We don't count?" "Well… You're Robins two and three. So… No, you don't count." Duke scowled, "We've done more than you ever could." "I beg to differ" said Damian with an air of fake professionalism. "Remember when you were a hired assassin and were trying to kill all of the rest of us? Because I do." "Let's not dwell on the past Duke." Damian said, further infuriating Duke. The Robins, past and present, continued to argue about who was the best Boy Wonder in history. Meanwhile, Cass, Barbara, and Stephanie walked by the briefing room and heard the argument. Steph popped her head in and looked at the boys arguing. "What is it this time?" Cass said with a voice positively dripping with sarcasm. At the moment Dick had Damian in a headlock, and Jason and Tim looked like they were going to go full out on each other. Carrie was in the corner checking Instagram, and Duke had his head in his hands. "I'm better than all of you ever were!" Damian screamed from beneath Dick's arm. "Oh dear…" Barbara said with a look of concerned amusement. "Steph don't…" Cass said seeing the look in her eyes, but it was too late. "Who was the one Batman couldn't help but recruit!?" she screamed with a manic look. Cass looked at all of them with a look of annoying superiority. "They're all idiots…" she said. "Give them a break, they're bored." Barbara said with the air of a patient mother. "They'll get over it eventually." Though she was not entirely sure looking at the chaos and mayhem that unfolded before her.
Author's End Note: Hope you guys enjoyed! I love sarcastic Cass, she's my favorite. Not all of them will be this light but it just depends. Please review!
