Chapter 1

So my name is Peter Parker Rodger-Stark, yeah your friendly neighborhood Spider-Man. I'm really not your average teenager. Besides being a Superhero who is a agent with S.H.E.I.L.D, well my parents also work for them too. God forbid that they were normal agents! But no, my dad's. Yes DADS are none other than Captian Fucking America and God Damn Iron Man, who in turn are not faintly aware of my Superhero life. Which if as long as possible would like to keep it that way. Thanks to J.A.R.V.I.S my secret can continue a little longer. Now I know this seems like a bad situation, However that's not the worst of it. Yes, there is more and it's pretty bad in the opinion of my superfamily who also don't know about this. I have a boyfriend...yes Whoopi fucking doo! Not just any boyfriend, but the sexy, insane, comedian, protective, sweet, gentle..Damn getting off topic. So my beloved boyfriend is none other than Wade Wilson. I'm fucked right? Right, since he's oh I don't know fucking DEADPOOL!

Looking up from my college homework I glance at the clock in front of me. After having my internal rant which I needed. God did I need to get the Bitching out of my system. Anyway I determined it's time to get ready for my date with Wade later. We're going for a midnight pinic which ofcourse my family just had to have one of there own, tonight, at the park, at the same time. Damn. My pops offered a to take me with them and I'll meet my date there, in which I hade to text Wade and tell him the unfortunate outcome. Though my family doesn't know it's Wade, or even that I'm even into guys like that. But they wouldn't judge anyway. After taking a shower I got dress in dark jeans, long sleeve Green sweater, with green converse high tops to match. I rush down the stairs, catching a glimpse of my nicely dressed family holding there own picnic. We all get into two seperate vehicles. I already informed both of my parents I'm staying the night at my dates. Ofcourse Dads encouraging sex while Pops is strongly against it at my young age of 21. Though thinking about they are in for a hell of a suprise. Wade is bringing plenty of alcohol, tacos, and a radio. Parking, my family exits the vehicles and meet up. Wishing me luck, and encouraging me to win the girl. I couldn't hold it in anymore. I burst out laughing and hold my stomach trying not to double over.

"What's so funny kid?" Clint (my uncle) asks.

"Well Uncle Clint why I am laughing because, you all assumed I was straight" Everyone looked abit shocked by my straight forward reply.

"Peter are you saying your -" Pops started to say but I cut him off with a hug and a kiss.

"Sorry Pops, but my date is over there with a picnic. So you guys set up yours and I'll go enjoy mine" I say giving my Pops one more huge and run over to a christmas lit picnic corner between trees. I look in complete awe at the pattern blanket on the ground the two 12 pack boxes of tacos from none other than Taco Bell, and two bottles of wine. Now Wade's not the romantic type, others might think this is a poor excuse of a romantic dinner. However I'm not others, I think it's perfect. Wade walks out between the trees and sits down patting a seat beside him

In which I gleefully take. In the distance with a nice view of us my family sits, talking and looking at me at the picnic not seeing my date in the darkness.

"Tony did Peter just admit he was gay?" Steve asks looking over at me.

"I think he did Capsicle... I think he did" Tony replies leaning in to Steve's embrace.

"Who do you think his boyfriend is?" Clint asks as he calmly drinks a beer. As everyone but Natasha shrug as their reply.

"Wade Wilson" Natasha says spontaneously.

"Wilson? Nat. that's not funny. There's no way it's...oh shit " Clint blurts out surprised, and points over to me, where you see Wade Wilson and Myself snuggling, eating tacos and laughing. They all want to be angry, want to seperate us, want it to end. But then they see the light in our eyes, the laughter, the love.

"I've never seen him without his mask...all those scars." Steve says quietly, but loud enough for the others to hear.

"Baby Boy they do know there staring right? I mean they are scaring the tacos. I don't like to eat scared tacos they don't fight back and scream" Wade rambles on and I kiss him lightly on the cheek.

"Maybe we should tell them that they are spoiling the taco hunt" I suggest supressing a giggle. Wade nods in agreement. We both stand up, and walk over to my family who are still staring at us holding hands, walking close to one another.

"Could you stop staring please!? You are scarring the God Damn tacos. Jesus it like the meat battle of 05 all over again. Oh! THE HORROR" Wade falls dramatically throwing his hands up than laying on the ground 'dead'.

" Peter you do realize that's he is insane. You know mentally unstable. Clincally not O.K." My dad says kind of harshly.

"Still here Tin man" Wade waves his hand for affect. He than sits up, I promptly plop down beside him grabbing his rough hands. Tony grumbles abit silently to himself.

"So how did this" Dad gestures at us with his right hand "happen."

"Uh well" I look to Wade confused "you see...it was...you know...when" I sigh in defeat of my obvious failure.

"Classified" Wade says sternly looking my dad straight in the eye.

"Excuse me" Tony replies to the challenge. "Look Wilson just tell us the truth" Clint interjects while he still can.

"He said it's Classified" I reply in a very hesitant tone looking at the ground. Wade wraps his left arm protectively around my somewhat feminine about to object once again but pops interjects.

"It's okay Peter you both can tell us when your ready" pops smiles reassuringly.

"But Steve -"

" No buts Tony" Pops answers sternly.

I'll tell them in my own time. I know I will, but right now I'm not ready to tell them the truth. About how this started, about me, about Spider-man. But I will, I'll cross that bridge soon but right now it can wait. I kiss Wade's cheek softly and we spend the rest of the night with my family. We all talked they got to know Wade, really know HIM not Deadpool that they thought was all he had to offer. This night could not get any better. Right now, here and now is what's matter. I'll tell them tomorrow maybe...but tomorrow can wait. I just want to be with Wade, with my Family surrounded by love.

"So Wade please tell us about yourself" Pops ask kindly.

"Well I love my job, like really love my job" Wade answers with a huge grin on his face as he pulls me on his lap only to wrap both arms around my waist, leaning his head on top of my messy brown hair. I lean back into the comforting embrace.

"So you like Killing people? Well that's not suprising. Peter you do know he kills people for a living right?" Clint asks as sweetly as he could possibly.

"Hmm of course I'm not stupid" I retort slightly agitated.

"Never said you were kid, it's just..." Clint loses his train of thought mid - sentence.

"You know I love his stories" I blurt out. Shit. Probably shouldn't have let that slip out of my big mouth.

"Peter you can't possibly enjoy his stories of him killing people" My dad asks astounded that I even tolerate his stories of killing, much less enjoy them. I yawn quietly Wade stands up and scoops me up in his arms princess style.

"Nice to meet you Tin man, Captain. But I need to take sleeping beauty back to our apartment for rest" Wade chimes.

"OUR apartment?" My dad's face goes red.

"Oops did I reveal the secret?" Wade asks down to me.

"Wade I will kill you later" I mummble.

"Well see ya" Wade yells.

"Hey wait a minu-" Pops starts but it's to late Wade teleports away with me in his arms. That's going to be fun explaining later why my stuff is not in my room at the tower, but at Wade's apartment. Well now OUR apartment. Hehe oh well!

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