A/N: Another one of these, this one a two parter, that I thought I'd throw up real quick. A bit early for me but the second part will be up Wednesday. Chances are Fall From Grace will be updated then too but I doubt I'll have a chapter ready for anything else... Again...

Oh well...


It's funny how time flies isn't it? One minute you're waking up, having breakfast, and the next minute you're going to bed after a full day of things you can't seem to remember fully. That's kinda how I felt, only it was for a longer period of time.

I glanced at my calender and confirmed my suspicions. Zero and Crimson were out, the red fox leading some sort of excursion to explore the area again. I don't know what he sees in this place... Anyway, I digress. Today marked a special day for those two and I had a chance right then to make it even more so. I grabbed my digivice, recovered from Zero's possession, and set about writing some content up for a story or two.

I'll admit that some of my work seems to be far more popular than I would have ever thought. Quantum Displacement Theory is one such story that easily exceeded my projected fame levels. I originally thought I would be lucky to receive ten reviews in total, not the hundred or so I actually got! I felt immeasurable pride for accomplishing such a story and equally immeasurable thanks to those who stuck by me through all fifty six chapters. I didn't even intent for it to go on for that long, and things like Aluna were added in on a whim believe it or not. There was no real plot to it all when I began except the tamers storyline, look how that turned out...

I digress again, sorry.

Anyway, those two were out and Lycamon was off doing whatever he was doing around the house. Most likely using my computer to look at adult images of Renamon no doubt... I have to keep cleaning my history just in case, damned mutt. Sometimes I wonder if he does it on purpose. I'll admit I don't dislike the images but having someone else, digimon or not, using my computer to search and ultimately download such material was just not right. That and some of the images out there are just plain wrong. I don't know who decided to come up with all these frankly disturbing concepts and fetishes but they can keep them the hell away from me and my computer. That means you too Lycamon if you read this.

For fuck sake! What is it with me and going off on tangents like this? I know I've lost a metric crap ton of sleep recently but at least let me focus on something!

Anyway, again, I sat down and knocked out a few docs to upload later before setting out on a couple more. These two were the ones I wanted to get done but I wanted to make sure I finished my other stuff first. As it was I had plenty of time anyway. I spent a good few minutes writing some stuff before printing out the two pages, bringing them to my digivice. Time to make some magic.

I swiped the first one through the slot reader and watched as it processed the data, converting it into a physical digital form. Before I knew it I was standing before another Blood Renamon, only this one was female. She gazed at me with a slightly unnerving and sadistic look before she blinked it away into the characteristic blank expression. I cleared my throat.

"You feeling alright Vixxxen?"

She tilted her head at me. "Why is it you misspelled my name?"

I sighed. "Because calling you Vixxxen is unique like yourself. Vixen is more what you are, being female, and defines you less as an individual."

She narrowed her eyes at me. "I suppose it does, but then you should have picked a better name."

I rolled my eyes at her. "Can we drop the name stuff please? You're Vixxxen, end of."

Vixxxen huffed but let it slide. I used the pause to scan the second doc and wait for the other figure. This one was a Crimson Renamon, also female, and called Scarlet. What? Leave my naming policies alone!

Again I got the trademark stare but at least Scarlet made conversation first. "Well, I could have been named Red so this isn't too bad..."

I dead panned her. "Don't you start too." She simply smirked at me. "Right. You both know why I brought you into existence right?" I received a duo of nods. "Good, now keep hidden until I call for you okay?"

Again I got nods as they phased out. Step one of my plan was complete...


Crimson and Zero came home soon after all that so I decided to move now. I stopped them before they did anything else, earning confused looks from both.

"Right you two. I know what today is for the both of you so I decided to get you something each."

Zero quirked a brow. "What do you mean Glint?"

I just spread my arms out. "Girls?"

Both Vixxxen and Scarlet phased in, opposite their male counterparts. I had to stop myself from laughing at their faces as they saw the females. Vixxxen moved towards Zero with slow sultry paces that I just knew were getting him worked up and Scarlet just moved quickly to Crimson, the red fox obviously confused.

"What's this about Glint?"

I smiled at both male foxes. "I'm your tamer and I hope I'm also your friend, so happy birthday you two."

Both males were flabbergasted. Have I ever mentioned that I like that word? Sure enough the vixens led the two males upstairs to their rooms, since I had to get a new home that could fit everyone we each had our own room. No more sofa sleeping for me.

Just as I turned away Lycamon appeared before me. He was holding the digivice.

"That's a nice thing you've done for them Glint, I hope you don't plan on doing the same to me."

I shrugged. "Why not? Wouldn't you want your mate with you?"

Lycamon surprisingly shook his head. "I have my friends here Glint, what more could I ask for?" Okay, he's so getting a mate this year... "But you forgot one thing about today."

"Oh? And what might that be?"

I dodged him trying to flick my forehead. "It's your birthday too you prat!"

I shrugged as if it was nothing. "So? What difference does that make?"

Lycamon winked, something I hadn't seen before and already didn't like. "Happy birthday Glint. Kiara?"

Oh shit!