Chapter 1

It was a rainy day, and we all know how much Irkens hate rain. It burns their skin, enough said. Star was working on something, something big. Something big enough to destroy earth, because everyone on Irk knows Zim would never be able to. He called in sick at skool because of the rain, he wouldn't want to burn himself alive, it would be like suicide. Anyway back to the creation, he was in the middle of making a, don't freak out, baby ray, yeah you read it correctly, a baby ray. How it works you say? Well how the hell should I know? I'm just a writer for goodness sake, well it makes anything it shoots, a baby, it's as simple as that. Yet there was only more ingredient he needed to complete the baby ray, a diaper. Yet he couldn't go shopping, and you know why. You forgot didn't you? Typical humans. It's raining.

(The chapter was informing you that rain burns Irkens :3)