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Michelangelo's Tail…

The Emergency of all Emergencies!

It's 2:30 AM in the city that never sleeps, but despite the bustle still going on above the Green Team is taking advantage of this time to catch up on some well deserved rest. Between the exhausting training sessions (courtesy of Sensei and Leonardo) and the Foot Clan's constant activities the turtles are all sleep deprived and extremely cranky. The last thing they want to hear is the incessant blaring of the alarm calling them out of their rest to deal with yet another of the city's many problems. Unfortunately that's exactly what's about to happen…

A white sheet of lined paper was attached to the manual alarm switch located in the Lair's living room. A warning was scrawled across it in red ink, 'This is not a toy; only activate in case of an emergency. (Mikey this means you!)' But Michelangelo paid the warning no heed as he pulled down the lever and the alarm started to blare. He didn't care how tired his bros were, this was the emergency of all emergencies!

Mikey heard the sounds of doors slamming upstairs and the barely audible sounds of three trained ninjas jumping off the balcony and landing softly on the concrete floor below. The alarm stopped its incessant blaring and the lights flashed on, revealing Mikey's hand still resting on the alarm switch.

"Mike," bellowed Raphael angrily, "ya better have a real good reason for why your hand's on that switch!"

"I know what you dudes are thinkin' but I swear that this time it's a real emergency!"

"If it involves bein' outa pepperoni again I swear I'm gonna…"

Leonardo put his hand on Raph's shoulder. "Easy Raph. Let's see what he's got to say; this could be big."

Mikey nodded franticly, "Come on, come on! This way!" he urged running toward Donatello's lab.

"Mikey, I thought I told you never to go in there," called Don worriedly. "There are a lot of dangerous chemicals that are highly sensitive, and you have never been very careful..."

Mikey ignored Don's words and proceeded undaunted into the lab. Then he sat down at the thing Don never, ever, wanted Mikey anywhere near: his super computer. It was a high tech marvel; Don's pride and joy and it was also extremely Michelangelo-sensitive.

"Michelangelo, don't make any sudden movements. Stand up slowly and back away from the computer..."

Mikey turned to face Don and fixed him with the most serious look his usually comic face could muster. "Don; this is a major crisis and some rules must be broken in order to save the world from its evil grasp."

Don could only stare flabbergasted at him.

"Okay dudes, here's what happened. After Don went to bed I snuck down and started messin' around with his super computer…" A sharp look from Leo prevented Don from making any objections. "I was just surfin' the web, checkin' out my favorite sites when," he paused dramatically, "I saw it."

"Saw what!?" they all asked, clearly interested now.

Mikey shook his head, "it's worse than any danger we've ever faced before. I warn you what I'm about to show you will probably scar you for life."

"Show us already!"

Mikey sighed and turned back to the glowing screen, clicked a few times, and then with one last desperate look at his brothers, stepped away. The Turtles stared in shock at what was displayed on the monitor. Their ears could barely hear the girly pop song that wined out of the speakers and their eyes couldn't seem to take in the tiny dancing figure that was a perfect replica of…

"The Shredder… Has a MySpace!"

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AN: Lol! Hope you enjoyed reading it as much as I did writing it! Please R&R and ConCrit is always welcome.