And We All Ended up on Kyorali Island!
Disclaimer: I do not own The Slayers.
This is my first Slayers fic, plz don't be too hard on me if ya don't like it! I am a character in this fic. I put myself in my fics all the time!
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On a certain boat, Lina Inverse was complaining.
"This dumb ocean is taking FOREVER to cross!" she whined, "When are we EVER gonna reach shore?"
"Shut UP," moaned Gourry, "You're giving me a headache..."
"Who CARES about your stupid headache!?" screamed Lina, "I'm gonna get SEASICK if we don't reach land RIGHT NOW!!!!"
"Give it a rest, you two," said Zelgadis, rolling his eyes. THose two had not given him a moment's peace in the past few days, and if he heard Lina scream ONE MORE TIME, he would jump overboard.
"Yeah, Miss Lina," whined Amelia, "Zel's right. You really should be quiet!"
"Who asked you, you justice brat?" said Lina loudly.
"How DARE you insult the name of Justice!?" screamed Amelia, outraged. She threw herself at Lina, ready to attack. Lina cast a Flare Arrow, sending Amelia flying across the deck.
"Ouch!" she whined, "What did you do that for, Miss Lina?"
"You were trying to KILL me, that's why!" yelled Lina.
"Quit exaggerating, Miss Lina," said Amelia, "I wasn't trying to KILL you."
"Well, you WERE trying to kick my butt," said Lina.
"NOT TRUE!" yelled Amelia, "I was trying to punch you in the face!"
"You guys are hopeless," sighed Sammi, "It's not like arguing is going to make this voyage go by any faster."
"Yes," said Gourry, "but it IS quite entertaining to watch Lina and Amelia fry each other."
"You LIKE watching me get fried!?" whined Amelia.
"Shut up, you little runt!" yelled Lina.
"Why do I have to travel in the company of such IDIOTS!?" moaned Zelgadis.
"Were you asking me?" asked Sammi.
"No," replied Zelgadis, "I was ASKING the world."
"Well, the world doesn't talk, so it ain't gonna answer," said Sammi.
Zelgadis sighed. What did he do to deserve this?
Suddenly, the ship started rocking violently.
One of the shipmates came up to the deck and yelled, "AHHHHH! THE KRAKEN IS ATTACKING!"
"But the Kraken attacked in Golden Sun!" whined Sammi.
"Well, it's the Leviathan, then!" yelled the shipmate.
"Sorry, that's taken, too," said Sammi. "That's what attacked in Atlantis: The Lost Empire. You hav eone more chance to come up with something original."
Growing extremely annoyed, the shipmate yelled out, "It's the Big Giant Sea Monster With A Thousand Eyes!"
"Now THAT'S original!" said Sammi.
The Big Giant Sea Monster With A Thousand Eyes punched a hole in the ship with a giant hole-punchers.
"Hey, I thought hole-punchers only worked on paper," said Sammi, "COOL! I learned something new today!"
"YAHHHHHHH!" screamed Amelia, "THE BOAT IS SINKING!!!!!!!!"
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Oooooooh, cliffhanger! As always, plz review!
Disclaimer: I do not own The Slayers.
This is my first Slayers fic, plz don't be too hard on me if ya don't like it! I am a character in this fic. I put myself in my fics all the time!
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On a certain boat, Lina Inverse was complaining.
"This dumb ocean is taking FOREVER to cross!" she whined, "When are we EVER gonna reach shore?"
"Shut UP," moaned Gourry, "You're giving me a headache..."
"Who CARES about your stupid headache!?" screamed Lina, "I'm gonna get SEASICK if we don't reach land RIGHT NOW!!!!"
"Give it a rest, you two," said Zelgadis, rolling his eyes. THose two had not given him a moment's peace in the past few days, and if he heard Lina scream ONE MORE TIME, he would jump overboard.
"Yeah, Miss Lina," whined Amelia, "Zel's right. You really should be quiet!"
"Who asked you, you justice brat?" said Lina loudly.
"How DARE you insult the name of Justice!?" screamed Amelia, outraged. She threw herself at Lina, ready to attack. Lina cast a Flare Arrow, sending Amelia flying across the deck.
"Ouch!" she whined, "What did you do that for, Miss Lina?"
"You were trying to KILL me, that's why!" yelled Lina.
"Quit exaggerating, Miss Lina," said Amelia, "I wasn't trying to KILL you."
"Well, you WERE trying to kick my butt," said Lina.
"NOT TRUE!" yelled Amelia, "I was trying to punch you in the face!"
"You guys are hopeless," sighed Sammi, "It's not like arguing is going to make this voyage go by any faster."
"Yes," said Gourry, "but it IS quite entertaining to watch Lina and Amelia fry each other."
"You LIKE watching me get fried!?" whined Amelia.
"Shut up, you little runt!" yelled Lina.
"Why do I have to travel in the company of such IDIOTS!?" moaned Zelgadis.
"Were you asking me?" asked Sammi.
"No," replied Zelgadis, "I was ASKING the world."
"Well, the world doesn't talk, so it ain't gonna answer," said Sammi.
Zelgadis sighed. What did he do to deserve this?
Suddenly, the ship started rocking violently.
One of the shipmates came up to the deck and yelled, "AHHHHH! THE KRAKEN IS ATTACKING!"
"But the Kraken attacked in Golden Sun!" whined Sammi.
"Well, it's the Leviathan, then!" yelled the shipmate.
"Sorry, that's taken, too," said Sammi. "That's what attacked in Atlantis: The Lost Empire. You hav eone more chance to come up with something original."
Growing extremely annoyed, the shipmate yelled out, "It's the Big Giant Sea Monster With A Thousand Eyes!"
"Now THAT'S original!" said Sammi.
The Big Giant Sea Monster With A Thousand Eyes punched a hole in the ship with a giant hole-punchers.
"Hey, I thought hole-punchers only worked on paper," said Sammi, "COOL! I learned something new today!"
"YAHHHHHHH!" screamed Amelia, "THE BOAT IS SINKING!!!!!!!!"
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Oooooooh, cliffhanger! As always, plz review!
