Saving Private Duo
[I want to give everyone the proper credit. I, Moonshine, came up with the idea for this fic and wrote some of the
chapters. SunshineX (another ff.com writer) wrote some of the chapters as well. We'll tell you who wrote it in the
begining of the chapter. In the story Moonshine= Mikazuki and SunshineX=Aki. You'll get the point. Just to tell
you; Author's Notes are to help you find out what we, the authors are thinking. This will help you understand the
jokes better and the turmoil we went through, debating what exactly to put next. Lol yea, turmoil. A/N Mikazuki We
changed the real life ppls' names so that the social workers don't take us away... Damn Social Workers.]
Disclaimer: We do not own the Gundam Wing characters and never will, sadly, but we do own ourselves. We also do
not own Mrs. Butterworth, the munchkins of OZ or any other random character that is copyrighted and therefore not
ours.
Chapter one (written by MoonShine):
Duo sat staring at the clock. "Hey Quatre, now?" He asked.
"No" A blonde- haired arabian replied. (apparently there is such a thing as a blonde-haired blue-eyed
arabian... maybe it's better to just not ask...)
A minute or two passed and Duo asked again, "How bout now?"
"No"
Thirty seconds passed, "Now?"
"Not quite yet"
"How bout.... now!?"
"Nope."
Duo sighed, "You're no fun"
"I know"
Then a slightly longer silence ensued and during this silence I will tell you where exactly these two Gundam
Pilots were standing. They were currently standing on one of the inside balconies in one of Quatre's
numerous mansions. Duo was suspiciously holding a water balloon full of syrup. Yes, syrup. After about,
say, ten more minutes Heero walked up and whispered, "They're almost here, get ready to drop 'em"
Duo giggled,"Hee hee hee, they're dead."
"Shut up knucklehead, you're gonna get us caught! This is a very important mission! Mission Syrup Killers"
[ A/N: Aki: I still think we should've used Operation Deathsyrupkill, but Mika said it was too close to
Deathbloodkill and someone else used that when they went to the supermarket. Hee hee! And we can't
infringe upon copyrighted copyright infringements. =*.^=] Heero said very professionally.
"And I'm sure Mrs. Butterworth will be proud." Duo said sarcastically.
"Shh! Here they come." Quatre whispered.
Trowa, Wufei, and Relena came skipping around the corner. Well, at least Relena was skipping...
"We're off to see the Dorothy! The scary-eyebrowed Dorothy of OZ!" Relena sung at the top of her lungs.
"NOW!" Quatre yelled.
Duo dropped his butterworth bomb and dove for cover. Heero dropped his and hid. And Quatre did the
same. You could hear the syrup bombs pop as they hit their tagets' heads. In a few more second there were
exclamations such as, "WHAT THE SAM HILL!?" Wufei yelled.
"I promise I didn't do anything on Sam's hill!" Relena cried, "Just don't tell my father!"
"......." said Trowa.
[A/N: Aki: Hey I got it! Trowa speaks in Morse code! Mika: Yeah, Aki. Right.]
"Don't talk," Heero warened, "They'll find us."
And inevitably Duo started to turn red from holding his breath. "Duo!' Quatre Whimpered. "Whatsa matter?
"Why are you holding your breath? You can breath, just don't talk."
Duo took a deep breath and turned back to a some what normal color. Then when he let the breath out he
started to laugh. VERY loudly.
"DUO!" Quatre and Heero Simultaneously yelled.
"Up there!" Relena tried to yell, but since she is a pacifist she can't yell and ended up squeaking. "The
people who ruined my dress!!"
Quatre, Heero, and Duo ran for all they were worth. Ok, well maybe not all they are worth... All they are
worth and a whole lot more.
"Run for home base!" Quatre yelled.
"This isn't the time or place for baseball Quatre, and definitely not the type I think you mean!" Heero yelled
back.
"Then run for headquarters, my room!" Quatre yelled just before his pansy voice gave out from all the
yelling he had done that day. [A/N: Mika:Sry, I'm not exactly anti Quatre, but I'm not really pro either. Aki:
Yes! Slander the a**h***! It's like ruining the name of my ex! Ha ha ha! Mika: I don't see how you relate
them to each other. Aki: The hair, the eyes, the posing as an Arabian...]
Duo tripped and fell. "Duo, NOOOOOO!" Quatre yelled with his voice miraculously back because the
authors of this fic said so.
"Don't worry about me, Quatre. Save your self! You must go on without me!" Duo said.
As Quatre kept running to headquarters he looked back to see his friend being knocked out by the opposing
force. A tear slipped down his cheek, "I'll avenge you, my friend," He whispered. "Don't worry, I will!"
[Hope you like it so far and it's not too confusing. If people like it and review you'll see the next chapter if no one does then you won't. I want to get at least 5 reviews before I post the next chapter.]
[I want to give everyone the proper credit. I, Moonshine, came up with the idea for this fic and wrote some of the
chapters. SunshineX (another ff.com writer) wrote some of the chapters as well. We'll tell you who wrote it in the
begining of the chapter. In the story Moonshine= Mikazuki and SunshineX=Aki. You'll get the point. Just to tell
you; Author's Notes are to help you find out what we, the authors are thinking. This will help you understand the
jokes better and the turmoil we went through, debating what exactly to put next. Lol yea, turmoil. A/N Mikazuki We
changed the real life ppls' names so that the social workers don't take us away... Damn Social Workers.]
Disclaimer: We do not own the Gundam Wing characters and never will, sadly, but we do own ourselves. We also do
not own Mrs. Butterworth, the munchkins of OZ or any other random character that is copyrighted and therefore not
ours.
Chapter one (written by MoonShine):
Duo sat staring at the clock. "Hey Quatre, now?" He asked.
"No" A blonde- haired arabian replied. (apparently there is such a thing as a blonde-haired blue-eyed
arabian... maybe it's better to just not ask...)
A minute or two passed and Duo asked again, "How bout now?"
"No"
Thirty seconds passed, "Now?"
"Not quite yet"
"How bout.... now!?"
"Nope."
Duo sighed, "You're no fun"
"I know"
Then a slightly longer silence ensued and during this silence I will tell you where exactly these two Gundam
Pilots were standing. They were currently standing on one of the inside balconies in one of Quatre's
numerous mansions. Duo was suspiciously holding a water balloon full of syrup. Yes, syrup. After about,
say, ten more minutes Heero walked up and whispered, "They're almost here, get ready to drop 'em"
Duo giggled,"Hee hee hee, they're dead."
"Shut up knucklehead, you're gonna get us caught! This is a very important mission! Mission Syrup Killers"
[ A/N: Aki: I still think we should've used Operation Deathsyrupkill, but Mika said it was too close to
Deathbloodkill and someone else used that when they went to the supermarket. Hee hee! And we can't
infringe upon copyrighted copyright infringements. =*.^=] Heero said very professionally.
"And I'm sure Mrs. Butterworth will be proud." Duo said sarcastically.
"Shh! Here they come." Quatre whispered.
Trowa, Wufei, and Relena came skipping around the corner. Well, at least Relena was skipping...
"We're off to see the Dorothy! The scary-eyebrowed Dorothy of OZ!" Relena sung at the top of her lungs.
"NOW!" Quatre yelled.
Duo dropped his butterworth bomb and dove for cover. Heero dropped his and hid. And Quatre did the
same. You could hear the syrup bombs pop as they hit their tagets' heads. In a few more second there were
exclamations such as, "WHAT THE SAM HILL!?" Wufei yelled.
"I promise I didn't do anything on Sam's hill!" Relena cried, "Just don't tell my father!"
"......." said Trowa.
[A/N: Aki: Hey I got it! Trowa speaks in Morse code! Mika: Yeah, Aki. Right.]
"Don't talk," Heero warened, "They'll find us."
And inevitably Duo started to turn red from holding his breath. "Duo!' Quatre Whimpered. "Whatsa matter?
"Why are you holding your breath? You can breath, just don't talk."
Duo took a deep breath and turned back to a some what normal color. Then when he let the breath out he
started to laugh. VERY loudly.
"DUO!" Quatre and Heero Simultaneously yelled.
"Up there!" Relena tried to yell, but since she is a pacifist she can't yell and ended up squeaking. "The
people who ruined my dress!!"
Quatre, Heero, and Duo ran for all they were worth. Ok, well maybe not all they are worth... All they are
worth and a whole lot more.
"Run for home base!" Quatre yelled.
"This isn't the time or place for baseball Quatre, and definitely not the type I think you mean!" Heero yelled
back.
"Then run for headquarters, my room!" Quatre yelled just before his pansy voice gave out from all the
yelling he had done that day. [A/N: Mika:Sry, I'm not exactly anti Quatre, but I'm not really pro either. Aki:
Yes! Slander the a**h***! It's like ruining the name of my ex! Ha ha ha! Mika: I don't see how you relate
them to each other. Aki: The hair, the eyes, the posing as an Arabian...]
Duo tripped and fell. "Duo, NOOOOOO!" Quatre yelled with his voice miraculously back because the
authors of this fic said so.
"Don't worry about me, Quatre. Save your self! You must go on without me!" Duo said.
As Quatre kept running to headquarters he looked back to see his friend being knocked out by the opposing
force. A tear slipped down his cheek, "I'll avenge you, my friend," He whispered. "Don't worry, I will!"
[Hope you like it so far and it's not too confusing. If people like it and review you'll see the next chapter if no one does then you won't. I want to get at least 5 reviews before I post the next chapter.]
