Crazy Hand was bored. REALLY bored. So bored he would do almost anything for entertainment. ALMOST anything.
"Oh em jee, I'm so bored…" He muttered under his breath. He floated around the Smash Mansion, and entered Master Hand's room. He saw a small SD card lying on his desk. He read the label, and it said, "PROJECT M, DO NOT TOUCH."
Crazy, being the idiot he is, touched it, making a brilliant light come into the room.
Mario sighed. Why was he always at the bottom of the Smash-Bros Tier list? Even SONIC was higher than him. B tier, then D tier, and now F tier! He sighed and looked down, but then the tier list board started to glow, and a whole new tier list appeared.
PROJECT M TIER LIST
Top Tier
Fox (Score: 9.22)
Falco (Score: 9.11)
High Tier
Zelda, Pit, Meta Knight (Score: 8.78)
Wolf (Score: 8.67)
Link (Score: 8.56)
Ivysaur, Marth (Score: 8.44)
Mario (Score: 8.33)
Upper-Mid Tier
Lucas (Score: 8.11)
Snake (Score: 8.00)
Ike (Score: 7.89)
Mewtwo (Score: 7.78)
Sonic (Score: 7.67)
Mid Tier
DeDeDe (Score: 7.44)
Wario, Capt. Falcon, Lucario (Score: 7.33)
Donkey Kong, Jigglypuff (Score: 7.22)
Charizard, Roy, Rob (Score: 7.11)
Pikachu, Samus (Score: 7.00)
Bowser, Diddy Kong (Score: 6.89)
Shiek (Score: 6.78)
Squirtle, Ness, Kirby (Score: 6.67)
Lower-Mid Tier
Yoshi (Score: 6.33)
Luigi, Ice Climbers, Ganondorf (Score: 6.22)
Zero Suit Samus, Mr. Game and Watch (Score: 6.11)
Peach (Score: 6.00)
Low Tier
Olimar (Score: 5.44)
Toon Link (Score: 4.67)
"WAHOOO! I'm-a High Tier! Wait a second… Mewtwo? Roy? Uh oh…" Mario muttered.
