A/N: I've wante to do this for a long time, so... Here it is! By the way, Italics is McGonagall, normal is the sortee and bold is the sorting hat!

"Lupin, Teddy!"

Hello.

Um, Hello?

You seem confused. I said Hello. I would like to be sorted now, and not Sytherin. Harry told me to just be brave and I'd get where I want.

Do you think yourself brave?

Possibly. I am a Marauder's son after all. Now please can we get on with it, because I'm losing details and I promised James I'd tell him everything. He's six.

You seem brave enough for Gryffindor.

I'll take that as a compliment.

But you have lots of Ravenclaw in you.

Ravenclaw? But I'm not smart, that's Rose. Even if she's only four, she's got the comprehension of a eight year old.

You yourself are very advanced, but your house only outstands that by a quarter of a percentage.

0.2 and a half?

Yes. I seem to be regretting this, but it's only right

GRYFFINDOR!