Sirius has a pig puppet. No one knows for sure just how he acquired said puppet, but it was sometime in fourth year.

One rainy day in sixth year, three of the Marauders, Lily and Emily were sitting in the Gryffindor Common room attempting to do their homework. Sirius on the other hand was sitting on the ground surrounded by multiple stuffed animals making them have a tea party. He picked up his pig puppet and said to James, "It's humping you! Hump, hump, hump, hump," Making the pig hump James's leg.

"Sirius," Lily said annoyed, "Couldn't you sit still and be quiet for five more minutes so I can finish my charms essay?"

Sirius smiled and grabbed a baby doll, sticking it inside the puppets hand hole with the head poking out.

"James," Sirius said holding the pig so he could see it, "Tell your wife to push!"

Seconds later Emily was rolling around on the ground roaring with laughter. She was soon followed by Sirius, who couldn't help but laugh at his own joke. Remus and Peter were also shaking with uncontrollable laughter that made even Lily have to struggle to stifle a giggle. James was too embarrassed to even think about letting out even the tiniest chuckle.

After about two minutes the group began to get funny looks because of their deafening laughter and it was only when Lily stood up and shouted, "SHUT UP!" that they finally quieted down. Everyone but Sirius then went back to doing their homework. Sirius was back down on the floor playing with his pig and another puppet that looked like a seriously messed up cow. He then started making noises and banging the cow and the pig into each other.

"POW, CACHOW!" Sirius screamed at the top of his lungs. "BAM! KACHAM! PACHONG!"

"SIRIUS!" Lily yelled fiercely.

Sirius stood up.

"LILY!" he bellowed back, knowing that he very well might have stomped on Lily's last nerve.

Lily stood up pushing her chair back. "That's it!" Everyone watched in amusement as Lily stomped over to Sirius and tried to pry the pig and cow out of his hands.

"NOOOOOOOOOOOO!"

"Give it to me Sirius!"

A minutes struggle was all it took for an enraged Lily to pry the puppets out from Sirius's grasp and run over to the raging fire and chuck both of them willingly into it.



Sirius continued his wail all the way to the fireplace where he dug his wand out from his back pocket and yelled, "AGUAMENTI!!" to put out the fire from which he franticly extracted two severely burnt puppets. He brushed them off and turned to Lily. "How could you?"