It's Always the Quiet Ones
It was a casual gathering of sorts at the local ice cream parlor where Naruto, Kakashi, Sakura, and Team 8 were, indulging in a few scoops of summertime goodness.
The Copy Nin had quickly devoured his chocolate chip cone, much to the chagrin of Naruto and Sakura who finally thought they'd have an opportunity to see what was behind his mask after making their first attempt four years ago.
Refusing to let his umpteenth failure ruin his mood, Naruto announced that he would tell a few of the dirty jokes Jiraiya had taught him the other day.
Trying not to look like she wanted to stick around (since Sakura was extremely curious and secretly liked perverse comedy), Sakura bopped Naruto hard over the head, condemning him for being so immature, and proceeded to walk towards the exit.
She attempted to grab Hinata's arm on the way out; however, the heiress wouldn't budge from her seat. Six pairs of eyes focused on the blushing kunoichi as she whispered, "I- I want to h-hear Naruto-kun's jokes."
Naruto cheered. "Yeah, Hinata-chan!" Kiba ruffled her hair affectionately.
The wheels in Sakura's head began to turn rapidly. "Well, if Hinata's going to stay, then I'll just have to sit here and make sure nothing too ecchi comes out of your mouth, Naruto! Someone's got to maintain Hinata's purity around here!" she lied, as Hinata went from pink to red at the mention of her virtue.
Moments later, after a few interesting stories, Naruto took a breather and looked around. Kakashi and Kiba were snickering, Sakura was fighting off a case of the giggles, Shino's shoulders were shaking lightly in amusement, and Hinata- poor Hinata was confused, but pretended to laugh, not wanting to appear dumb in front of her peers.
The door chimes silently rang as Neji walked into the parlor to take Hinata home.
"Hinata-sama, let's go," he whispered.
"Nii-san, can't we leave after Naruto-kun's joke?" she pleaded.
"I suppose," he replied as he took the empty seat next to her, not knowing that Naruto had been exposing his cousin to bawdry humor for the last hour.
"Okay, last joke, everyone! What is the last thing a pubic hair hears before it hits the ground?"
Naruto paused for a moment and opened his mouth to speak, but Hinata beat him to the punchline.
"Oh, I know!" she exclaimed happily, innocently swirling her tongue around the sides of her ice cream cone before taking a furtive glance at her cousin's slowly tightening groin.
"Ptoo!" Hinata cried, taking everyone by surprise.
Holding one hand to his face to staunch the flow of his rapidly bleeding nose and using his free hand to take his cousin's own, he screamed, "Hinata! Home! NOW!" before the duo disappeared in a puff of smoke in front of their shocked comrades.
Cruckets chirping in the background, Sakura, Naruto, Kiba and Shino looked at one another, promptly fainting as realization hit them hard.
Kakashi laughed quietly to himself. "It's always the quiet ones."
Isn't it always? (Winks)
And in case you don't get the joke, think blow job. "Ptoo!" should be the sound of Hinata spitting out a pubic hair... Ahh! (Can't believe this is my second story containing pubes...)
