A Really Annoying Little Voice Inside My Head

AN: A really annoying voice inside of Ron's Head. He named it Percy. I hope to heaven that you know why.

Ron: Hmm. Hermione looks nice today.

Little voice: Hmm. Maybe you should give attention to on homework instead of girls.

Ron: Okay, little voice. I name you… PERCY!

Little voice: I'm insulted.

Ron: Bloody shut up you bloody bothersome imbecile.

Little voice: Ron!

Ron: Holy CRAP, you sound like Percy.

Little Voice: Humph.

Ron: Notwithstanding what you say, Bloody Imbecile Percy, I am telling Hermione how nice she looks today.

Little Voice: Think about cauldron thickness.

Ron: ARRRGH!

Little Voice: All right, I admit. I sound like Percy. So sue me.

Ron: All right. I will.

Little voice: Potions time!

Ron: All right! Yoo hoo! Her-mi-one!

Little Voice: Ron-ALD!

Ron: Mione, you look nice today.

Little Voice: Oh, Ron-ald!



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