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Millions of people use the Cornerian Subway System. Too bad some really evil guys were planning to blow it up. They gotsed all a da C5. Then they attached to all the subway cars and blew them up. KABOOM!!!!!!!!1111!!!1
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Too bad they blew them up at 4:00 a.m. and the only person they killed was Lil' Ernie the hobo.
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They were really sad and they cried. Then they called their mommies. Their mommies were very unhappy with them and the wannabe terrorists didn't get any desserts for a month.
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Enter Star Fox team.
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Krystal has womanly curves and some of you freaks obsess about her but we won't put any animal porn crap in this story so you're just going to have to go somewhere else. Like Deviant Art.
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1 m 1337 7\/p3r. \/0\/ 11 $\/(k.
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Fox was finished single-handedly defeating all the enemies of the Cornerian planet. He was ready for some ice cream and a massage. Then he got the message that someone blew up the subway. Oh no. What will we do. We're in trouble now. He hopped in his spaceship and defeated them cause he is cool, and has a hot fox wife. But then out of nowhere Star Wolf appeared cause they always come when there is no one else to fight. Then the sun went supernova and everyone died.
THE END
