Super Crack

A Swampert on a tractor was dancin fo no reson. "Da fuck?" a Typhloshion wearin a fedora wondered. A man with black wings walked up to da Typhlosion. "Pay Swamper no heed, Flamer." da man said. "..." ... said in replie...

"Heh, oookay..." Flamer said, backin da fuck away.

"Oh thats bullshit!" Swamper exclaimed.

" What's a bulll?" a Chesnaught pondered.

"Excuse my french, but shouldn't we be dancing?" Flamer asked.

"Dancin's fo hores and stripas, not gangstas like us." da man said.

"Oooookaay theeenn, Ace." da Chesnaught replied.

Then they were killed by the Joker riding a lepricon.

Then they came back thanx to Yugi playing Monster Reborn.

"Super crack!" a Mexican Walugi said in an Asian accent as he threw his wallet at Ace.

"3 things wrong with that; #1: Walugi is French; #2: Walugi is French; #3: Asians are awesome; and #4: ... What was 4?" Ace said.

"Herp Derp?" Joker said.

Den a robot hamster came in and blew up Joker and da lepercon.

"Soooooooooooooooooooooooooooo..., Chess, wanna play Chess?" Ace asked da Chesnaught.

Chess laughed and said, "Your so punny."

Then they were sent to space where they saw a robot zombie casstrateing a chair.

o_q

^ A man with an molecule-ahem- monicul at the robot zombie. Then, in a pedophelic voice, he said, "Hello kiddies!" Then he blew up.

"What's a kitty?" Chess asked.

Then a enormous Computer-blob-blah-SpongeySpongitySpongeboobSquakpoontzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz-thing fell out a da sky.

Wait, what sky.

Oh ya, they're not not not not not not not not not not back on Earth. Try ta figur dat un ot.

Anyhore, they met three talking pears, three robots, three talking apples, and one annoying orange. Hoo pissed dem self? MWAH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA AHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Wait, da fuck?

"HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA AH HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA BA!" laughed Swamper.

"Okay, dude, calm the fuck down, I got this one." Ace said as he kicked the Computer-thing.

It blew up making pasta for every one!

Wait, what da fuck?

It blew up making Ace fall down.

"And we all fall down!" the Annoying Orange exclaimed in his annoying voice.

Chess squoooooooooooooooooooooshed him with Captain Amurica''''''''s shield-thingymabooooooooooooberlishesasatroshesrinoblaffffffffff-thingymahbobber.

And then Chess fartid on the robuts hand, wile Swamper and Flamer wer plaing catsh with the thre pears.

"Zumba!" Somone shouted.

"What the fuck is this fuckin shit!?" Ash Ketchup-I mean- Ketchum asked.

"Exactly." Ace said.