A/N: This is a story of a dumb wizard.
There was a dumb wizard who decided to use his magic so he could be a magician like pulling rabbits out of a hat etc. his name was Nelville. His plan was to be a magician so he could make money to buy muggle artifacts then sell them to wizards. It was going well until people didn't like the fact that he didn't talk. So he began a talking act only problem is every time he tried to say Abra Kedabra he accidentally said Avada Kedavra so he either pulled out a dead rabbit or he killed one of the kids. The other problem was the Minister was getting tired of having to delete the kid's memories after the show. So the wizard began erasing memories after every performance so he had to do the performance over and over until they ran out of money or he killed them all.
He became furious when the Blair Witch Project came out saying that my grandma doesn't look like that.
He was a criminal for killing everyone like that but he was a horrible at hiding and was caught instantly. On his trial he was tried for stupidity and forced to be the DADA teacher at Hogwarts after he went through Hogwarts again.
There was a dumb wizard who decided to use his magic so he could be a magician like pulling rabbits out of a hat etc. his name was Nelville. His plan was to be a magician so he could make money to buy muggle artifacts then sell them to wizards. It was going well until people didn't like the fact that he didn't talk. So he began a talking act only problem is every time he tried to say Abra Kedabra he accidentally said Avada Kedavra so he either pulled out a dead rabbit or he killed one of the kids. The other problem was the Minister was getting tired of having to delete the kid's memories after the show. So the wizard began erasing memories after every performance so he had to do the performance over and over until they ran out of money or he killed them all.
He became furious when the Blair Witch Project came out saying that my grandma doesn't look like that.
He was a criminal for killing everyone like that but he was a horrible at hiding and was caught instantly. On his trial he was tried for stupidity and forced to be the DADA teacher at Hogwarts after he went through Hogwarts again.
