AN: My sister wanted me to write a Naruhina. So here is my Naruhina oneshot. It's not a serious story, seeing as I was high on chocolate (again). I hope you like it. Please review!
Disclaimer: Don't own.
Speak now or forever hold your breath
This is the story about Uzumaki Naruto and Hyuuga Hinata. Hinata had been in love with Naruto ever since they were just kids. They were 21 now and had been dating for almost 5 years. It started one day when Naruto and Kiba went out to drink. Kiba, being Kiba got drunk, very drunk. And even though he looks like someone who can hold his liquor, he really can't. and he told Naruto about his lousy love life.
"What do you mean, lousy love life? You've got girls coming over every day." Naruto was frustrated. There wasn't any girl who would go out with him, or so he thought.
"Yes, but that doesn't mean I'm happy. God, Naruto, you're so stupid. I'm in love. Pure love dude. And she doesn't want to go out with me. And it hurts."
"Who would turn you down, seriously, you're the most wanted guy in Konoha ever since Sasuke left."
"Because she's in love with you, idiot. And I seriously don't know what she sees in you."
"Someone's in love with me?" Naruto was surprised.
"Yes, she's been in love with you for years. Haven't you noticed? Come on, it's so obvious."
"Then tell me who it is."
"Hinata, of course. Who else?"
"Hi-Hinata?"
"Dude, you sound just like her, all stuttering and such. You would be lovely together. Mr and Mrs Stutter."
So Naruto went to Hinata the following day to ask her out. And ever since that first date they were inseparable. They were the cutest couple in town.
And now, on their fifth anniversary, Naruto was going to pop the question. For those dumb enough to ask, which question? (Yes Lee, I mean you.) He was going to ask her to marry him. It was perfect. He had lit 1827 candles, one for each day they had been together. he got down on one knee and asked her. Yes, Naruto could be romantic if he wanted to be.
Everyone in Konoha was happy that the cutest couple in town was getting married. All but two bitter men, Inuzuka Kiba and Uchiha Sasuke. They were of course both happy for their friends, but also extremely jealous. Why couldn't they have their happy ending?
But since Kiba was Hinata's best friend and Sasuke was Naruto's, they were invited to the wedding. Hell, Sasuke even was Naruto's best man.
Both men didn't speak when they had the chance.
Speak now or forever hold your breath. Oh, how they wanted to speak. But they couldn't. they couldn't hurt their best friends. It was killing them. Everyone in Konoha had someone except them, so in the end they hooked up. Very unhappy and very jealous.
But this story isn't about them. No, this isn't yaoi, unfortunately. Don't get the feeling like the writer only added this sick and twisted relationship to be able to write something about two nice gay fellows. No, they are essential to the story and in no way are they the main characters. Naruto and Hinata are the main characters. You know, the hyperactive blonde and the stuttering Hyuuga heir.
So, if you got the idea that this story was more about Sasuke and Kiba and their sick (but so very hot) relationship than that it was about Naruto and Hinata, I'm sorry to tell you that you are wrong. Because, as should be clear by now this is a story about a straight couple, Uzumaki Naruto and Hyuuga Hinata, who by the end of this story is Uzumaki Hinata. And they had many babies and were very happy. While, not the main characters, Kiba and Sasuke had a very miserable life. But the sex… Amazing!
